Anyone else know Mike Matei was packing?
Anyone else know Mike Matei was packing?
Wow that looks at least 9 inches
It is long but Mikes girth is more impressive
Yo is this 4 reall?? Can you explain ??
It is real but it's an older picture from a few years ago. He posted a few dick pics on twitter but took them down. I'm betting he was drunk and realized it was a bad idea
Its real. He's a show off that is for sure
Really?? Wow when did this happen i never heard of this be4??
My 6,5 inches dick (7 inches if I loose weight) look like tiny.
Did you just take that?
anyone else know its mike matei posting these shitty threads every night on Sup Forums because he's the only one that cares about who mike matei is?
You should try measuring from the top
Nope. This is an old one.
cum on Mike
That is not 6.5 inches.
6.5 inches? Not a chance thats 6, probably not even 5. Not trying to be an ass but it'll be easier when you stop lying to yourself user
Measured from the top with a rigid ruler.
Sup Forums sits around measuring their dicks
cant even get laid
okay elliot rodgers
I don't know why it look like tiny on pics ans also it should be thin it less than 5 inches circumference (measuring tape)
this is my 6.8in
is this a dick rate thread? my 8x5.5er
Too small cuck
holy fucking ugly burned ass penis
Bro you can't take a close up and just say it's bigger than it is. That's maybe 6
So far Mike Matei has the best dick inthis thread kek
8 x 5.8
this looks better ?
As a petite woman, few of your cocks look pleasurable. Nothing feels better than being filled up with a fat cock. Most of you could be my cuck though
Should add me on kik
implying men want to be a cuck to a petite little bitch
thigg gurls best
Jesus, it's so thick
My dick is 7x5 inches. I just turned 19.
Am I always gonna be a smalldick faggot?
Too bad you can't satisfy this little petite. Let's see your cock user.
he literally said he wouldn't want to anyway. get over yourself, Sup Forumsitch
Do you have a little cock too? Awe, it's okay user
Not that user, but I do get turned on by petite girls.
what are you his mom, let him defend himself
already posted :)
heres another one, slut
it would look bigger than it already is if you pushed your right ball back into its normal place
p.s you have a glorious cock
Your cock is weirdly smooth and skinny, lacks definition. Please stop posting it
its the shitty phone camera, okay you closet fag bye
looks gross and slimy/rotten
i-it's the shitty camera that makes my cock look small and slimy!! I-I swear!!!
That is one skinny pencil dick
im gonna fucking kill myself if someone doesnt upvote my penis picture
Haha yea it does, its a funny picture though. Looks asphyxiated as fuck.
bls reply :^(
your cock makes mine look like nothing
Nobody cares about your 4 inch cock, user.
Aw lol, but thanks.
Heres my 6.1 inch dick.
that's a nice cock. looks bigger than 6.1
who is the biggest on this thread?
lol bro that's not 8.5. I can beleive the 6.5 as its pretty girthy but Id say something like 7.5
I think because the head looks like an flying saucer kekekek.
Shits girthy af tho, how big?
Thanks mate, I need to get a ruler so I can get a more updated measurement.
8 x 6 1/4
Lmfao kek'd too hard at the "head looks like a flying saucer."
because it's ugly as fuck.
Who has the smallest cock here?
Already posted my cock. Not the smallest:)
if you're this faggot please kys
Nope not me. Why are you so bitter? Is it because of your 3 incher?
tfw can never get hard unless i'm with a grill so I can never participate in these threads
You don't have pictures saved?
The pics i posted are ones i've taken for girls and just saved on my pc.
Im the exact opposite, want to switch? I cant get hard around girls but I can participate in these threads.
kek no I'm happy this way. not only do girls seem pleasantly surprised but so do I cuz [spoiler] I don't mess around often [/spoiler]
did you read my post, user?
kek'd and checked
I found a hooker and I paid her to give me a blowjob, the most shameful moment of my life, couldnt even get hard even tho she was sucking my dick for half an hr. I paid her and drove home with a raging hard on and I jerked off. I cant get hard around girls! God is cruel
Dick size dont matter if your face look like shit
unless ur a pornstar ;^)
fucking kek'd. is this you, user?
I hope for your sake that your dick is flaccid.
I guess its time for some dubs. Check em
7.5 by 6
My thoughts exactly. I play games online with him occassionally and he always acts a whiney little bitch if things don't go exactly his way, next time I'm going to let rip with how much of a faggot I think he is.
try pixel counting if you think I'm wrong
that's a standard US quarter
If that is 6.5 inches i have a super micropenis
ITT: loads of wrong measurements
I mean, seriously, you're even posting pics and throwing wild numbers out there, it's hilarious
OK, in this picture it is 6 inches.
pushes back 2 inches of fat
Sure thing bro
Google it, that's how you're supposed to measure
If we can't see it it's not there in a dick rate thread
You got warts m8