My fag brother ratted on me multiple times...

My fag brother ratted on me multiple times. He is the type of guy that runs to mommy whenever something does not go his way. He is well into his teens and still acts this way. Looking for a way to get back at him Sup Forumsros, give me your ideas. Pic unrelated

How fucking old are you?

19

put a line of nails in front of his door

Looking for something more discreet, something that I won't get caught immediately for.

Apologies for being a terrible brother. Do something nice for him.

and your brother?

I am already very nice to him. I have no choice if I am not bad things happen. Mommy usually puts me in the shed or takes my game cube away.

16

wait till he sleeps, carefully dump a bottle of hand soap in his pants (or on is dick if he sleeps naked), then wait till tomorrow

what will this do?

i don't know, but it'll be funny

Ignore him, completely. Lock your door, don't let him in, don't talk to him. also, what the fuck is he ratting you out on, give us some fucking info. JEEZE

Take his shampoo and slowly start replacing it with your semen

yeah, it probably sucks having a older 15yo brother. Fuck you faggot - get out my board!

Start fucking your mom so you become the favorite and get by with anything

wait till he walks into his room, then spread a shit ton of margarine (NOT BUTTER) on the floor (wont work on carpet), then call him out and wait

Move out you fucking lowlife

A week ago in public I stubbed my toe, I yelled "aaaah nigger!" a black man turned around and asked who it was. My brother than says "user watch the hard R" The nigger looks at me and walks away. About an hour later when i'm alone the nigger and his caveman friends walk up to me like a pack of fucking orangutans. They say"small boy, you, turn around" they pin me against the wall and yell at me for a good five minutes before beating me up. My shit brother then has the audacity to tell my mom and I have to live in the shed with no Game Cube for 2 weeks.

pour light amounts of water on his crotch while he sleeps, repeat process till near drenched, then wait

kill him and bury his body in the backyard
nobody will notice

Take a shit on his bed, blame a random dog

good idea, maybe

what if, you just fuck him, maybe he will like u if u give him some dick

you deserve it. You should have watched the hard Rs

might work, although i would prefer to save up my shit for about a week or so and then put it in his room somewhere hidden

He is very unattractive

fuk u nigger

Empty out his usual shower gel or shampoo. Buy a tonne of Neet/Nair/whatever hair removal cream is called in your country. Squeeze the tube of empty gel and 'suck up' the hair removal cream back into it. It takes some time to fill up a decent amount.

cum on his face while he is sleeping

He has no hair, he shaves it bald

You're settled then. Make sure the shit appears around a time he snitches. He will then associate shit smell with being a snitch.

So everytime he snitches, go take a fucking shit and roll it under his bed

do u know what liquid ass is?? get some of that shit and spray it all over him room, he wont be worrying about you for awhile

I did that before, but with someone else, did not go so well

good idea

thanks man I will probably try this

have you considered suicide?

how about you grow up and see how fucking stupid you sound.

yes

Fuck yourself

Listen this is not the first time it happened, he has been doing this all my life, I am moving out soon and I want to get him before I go

wait till he sleeps, then tie a string to his dick, then to the outer door handle, then tie his hands and feet to whatever he sleeps on, to restrain him, then, make sure that the string his strong enough to handle his weight. then, wait till he wakes, then slam that shit as hard as you can (better if u do it during morning wood)

wouldn't he wake up?

You're all giving shit advice. So here's what you wanna do. You really want to get back at him without getting caught.
Make a fake fb or insta account. You have to find an attractive girl with plenty of photos available that aren't too easily found online. Create the new account and slowly start to catfish him. Every day have meaningful conversations with him. He's your brother you know how to win him over. Learn his secrets. Gain his trust. Once he is crushing on you create another fake prof with a different girl. Use this account and start hitting on him hard. Create a way for the first account to "discover" the other girl and call him out as a cheater. Blow this shit up im talking all over his account. Let rumors spread and adapt. Break his heart. Then once he's defeated. Fake a suicide article of the first girl and send it to him.

HOLY SHIT, That is fucking hardcore

does he have any consoles or pc? wipe those with some strong ass magnets, day 2, he will be in a depressed state, you will utilize this in order to gain his trust, then when he trust you, tell him you are gifting him a new console(and/or pc), take him to the store, let him pick one out, walk to the line, wait till it is almost you turn, go to the bathroom, then get the fuck outta there, run home, leave his ass

Drug him and fill his ass with superglue while he's out. He'll be in too much pain to be a snitch when he wakes up.

Sounds good but I have no money

That is fucking brutal

start replacing various items in his room with salami

give him a cupcake

you could make an anvil trap above his door

Buy an onihole and put it in his hand while he sleeps, then getyour parents to wake him up in the morning and let chaos unleash

does he watch porn, if so, find whatever he watches it on, and hide it, wait till he gets so sexually frustrated, he will say nigger, then the black guys will go after him

Get his nudes and put them on Sup Forums

Do what I do, its simple.. Dont give him any ammunition and ignore him.

Oh also grass him upon every oppotunity given

Give him pot brownies, sit back and watch, then when you get bored of him, tell your parents about it

Drug his ass and put a gummy worm down his urethra while he's out

All of this.