Cringe stories?
>be me
>match on tinder with hot gril
>agrees to meet up
>we go to a park near her house, it's dark but it's a "closed" neighbourhood so it's safe
>we get along
>she is not as hot as in pics but still a 7/10
>she tells me her sister works in a church across the park
>notice she is wearing a bracelet with a jesus figure but it's broken and missing Jesus head
>jokingly say "you beheaded Jesus? That's a sin "
>"haha no user, I dropped it once and it broke"
>"oh okay haha"
>"what about you user? Are you Christian or catholic?"
>"actually I am An atheist"
>"what? So you don't go to church?"
>"mmm no"
>"why?"
>I thought it was a legitimate question so I gave her an answer
>"well do you go to a synagogue as Jews? Or do you go to christians churches? No, you only go to yours right? So the same way you don't go as the Ines you don't believe in, I don't believe in any so I don't need to go to any
>"wow ok user calm down I didn't want you to get mad"
>mad?
>she says "hold on I am going inside real quick"
>her house was across the park
>wait for her 25 mins but she never came back
>leave
Cringe stories?
sounds like you dodge a bullet OP
If you hadn't seen that coming from the conversations you'd been having, then you're an idiot.
Yeah but I figured later maybe if I just said "catholic" or any lie I could have gotten my dick wet
i'm christian and i'm cringing,if she has standards wtf is she doing on tinder in the first place?
She was catholic, but Catholics here (Mexico) don't really know the differences between Catholics and christians so they think they are almost the same... That's why they are fine with any
in that aspect, what are you doing on here?
Preaching jesus word
>implying Sup Forums isn't a reactionary christian board
...
>Not pretending to be a good christian boy that does charity work in his local church
You've played yourself.
Green text can suck my balls I don't have time for that shit however,
Dated probably 60 women off of Tinder. Some I ended up fucking, some I didn't.
Narrowed it down to three that I really liked. For various reasons the other two dropped away and I'm down to the one.
It was like being on the bachelor except the other women didn't know I was dating them.
Very happy in my relationship. Tinder is great!
The only cringe in this post is the laziness you have towards greentext.
You should rape her
I do know where her house is, and the wifi password, if she didn't change it
Dumb ass, she was fucking asking why you are an atheist, not why don't you attend church despite being an atheist. You're response sounds so pompous that she gave up on trying to understand your side.
No, she literally asked why I don't go to church
>so you don't go to church
>no
>why?
> Thank you. I appreciate that.
>actually I am An atheist"
Red flag, obviously still a child that hasnt completed a stage of his childhood.
thanks jesus
Autism. Witness it in all its glory.
My mom got me tested retard
She found out the OP was autistic and jumped ship.
She probably wasn't even a devout christian.
So even your mom thought you were a fucking sperg.
Tinder is a great way for you to see what type of women are genuinely attracted to you.
Open your settings to somewhere between a 10 and 50 mile radius. Swipe right or yes on every single woman that comes up no matter what.
Over the course of a few weeks or a month you will gradually come to understand what type of woman is attracted to you based on your appearance and to some degree your wit and charm via chat.
This is a good eye-opener for those who have looked at so much Internet porn they think they deserve a 10. Also if you have tons of money you can find out who is actually attracted to you for your looks your cash.
Once you start dating a few that you were attracted to you will find very quickly the hottest ones are usually a bit more crazy, stupid, or have issues with substance abuse - versus the ones who have a good career are stable are loyal and have a few extra pounds or years on them.
I do use the google extension to auto like everything, I have never thought I deserved a 10 tho, I waste the super likes on girls that are 7-8 and that seem not stupid almost never on a 10, since if they were to like me a super wouldn't do a difference
Even a supermodel of a man would get like 90% fat bitches if they did this. What does that even prove?
Just don't be super picky and swipe yes to most healthy looking girls and see what you get.
While that is true I assume he means removing fat whales from the equation, I have seen from girls I know that even though they are not even a 7, they still pick the guys out... If I take fat girls out from my match list, there is kind of a general type of girl that matches me or at least a majority
Yes, you remove the fat whales, ugliest and undesirables. Once you get a match then you can be more discerning, take a look at the profile, see who this person is, see her other pictures, etc.
The mass swiping of everything and anything is merely to make the most efficient use of your time.
>Be me. Last week. Match with an 8/10
>Ask her to meet up at an upscale Mexican place on the river
>Get drinks and food and more drinks
>Talk for a few hours
>Figure out she is a lying bitch pretty quickly.
>Almost dropped a few $20s on the table and left at one point
>Go on the defense. JerkModeActivated.png
>Go to leave 2 hours later. Make her pay for her food and drinks.
>Meet up again a few days later
>Be a perfect gent the whole time to see if maybe it was just extreme flirting last time
>Still a bitch
She seems like she is a compulsive liar or some shit
First date she had straight hair, second it was curly. Asked her and she said it was naturally curly. Facebook the bitch(after I told her I wasn't interested) and all the pics she has its straight even the beach pics and such.
Told me her favorite beer was an IPA so I directed her to a brewery that specialized in IPA, she later said she hated IPA and lied to me
last date she said she had to leave to go see walking dead ... at 7:30 ... when it starts at 9:00
Told me her birthday was September 31st and ... so on
>Make her pay for her shit again
>As we leave we are headed the same way
>Arrive at my car and I gave her a hug and a peck on the cheak
>Hop in my caddy and start blasting j-cole
>Text her later that I had a great time but I dont think we would work out in the end
MFW after the whole thing
lol I love girls who pay
>match with 7/10 gril
>asks to go see movies
>tell her yeah but that I just quit my job so I mean low on cash
>she says it's fine
>I take the bus to her place
>from there she pays taxi to the cinema
>once in the cinema she asks if we should get food, tell her I don't have cash so I won't
>"it's ok user I pay this time"
>see movie
>afterwards she wants to go to a resultarant, remind her I am low on cash
>she pays
>we go back to her place, just hanging cuz her parents were there
>she goes inside for a few mins
>take my phone out
>whatsapp group with some friends
>"hey user how did it go? Was she hot?"
>"yeah and she paid for everything lmao"
>girl comes back and we talk for like an hour
>she played clash of clans and made me an account so I lend her my phone so she could do An attack
>forgot I had the whatsapp group unmuted
>whatsapp arrives from friends
>"what is she paying now lololo"
>"user wtf you told them about that?"
>oh fuck lol
>"yeah was I not supposed?"
>she laughs it off and still asks me out days later
>mfw
>are you christian or catholic?
You serious?
100%
Its not catholic to lie user
>hue
Catholics are Christians, they worship Christ as their Lord and Savior.
how boring is this thread
>start blasting j cole