Americans wear shoes to bed

>americans wear shoes to bed

You don't?

>Brits need a license to sleep

What?
I've hear of this, but is just a meme, isn't it?

only after theyve been in the freezer, you cuck. also:
>he doesnt wear shoes to bed
what if theres a fire in the middlw of the night and you have to run outside?

chekmate, eurobarefoots

>Brits need an umbrella while sleeping

>Visiting yank friend
>They offer me tea
>I accept their courtesy
>THEY SHOVE A KETTLE IN THE MICROWAVE

>he doesn't microwave his shoes before sleeping in them
and people call US cucks

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>americans store their beds in the fridge