Preacher

I laughed my ass off with this.
Cant wait for Season 2.

Yes,it was very good

I want to see more of the angel fellow, I love his delivery

Some anons said she died,wtf what scene?

kek literally everyone in the town died dummy how could you possibly have missed that?

first half of the episode was slow and annoying waiting for god, but i guess that was the point
the confrontation with the angel was well-done. it seemed purposefully stupid

the news said no one in the town would've survived that explosion

The preacher was in that restaurant though,isnt that the same town?

she'll be fine

nah. the town blowing up was on the news in the diner they were in and nobody was paying attention to it. it said there were no survivors

>murdering her beta orbiter

Got it coming, both of them

Very enjoyable, I am gay for Jessie and his perfectly fit reverend garb and pompadour.

I hope Donnie its alive. And his wife too. I, kinda liked them both.

Sheriff will surely be alive too, Emily im not sure. The rest are ded.

The best of all is that thanks to this we wont get the boring paused Salvation Arc just before the climax.

Does the redneck fuck from wild west got the power to kill permanently the angels?

Cassisys last line was me this whole season.

Yup. I was worried they'd just do away with that part but what he kills stays dead as far as I remember.

In comics when he shot someone he never missed (even if his target was inside a tank) and it's always a kill he kills God in the end. And he wasn't in hell in comics, just sleeping in a coffin like some vampire.

I need to watch the last two episodes but have no motivation to do so

>that guy asking about Dinosaurs
Based episode, looking forward to s2 although i would prefer the saint having a bigger role in the finale.

So will the future seasons all have a disposable cast (outside of the main main characters) and a road-trip type model?

Apparently Arseface will be instead of John Wayne.

man, that doesn't help at all

>tfw i'm a neet that feeds tv shows to my dad so hey lays off my back about being a bum
>he goes through shows like a fat person that likes candy
>give him this one and he likes it
>mom is super christian
>he just doesn't give a fuck and watches the shows around her

I want to break character and tell him to be reasonable about watching this around my mom. Esp if a scene like this happens. Tonight he's going to watch episode 10 and she's going to be around for the scene where the disguised god is revealed This will trigger her so hard.

I was disappointed that jesse didn't make tulip do something funny when demonstrating genesis. Hurr kiss me. What a boring fuck he is. He should have told her to do strip show at least.

Just remind her that it's nothing more than a work of fiction and a tv show[/spolier], one of the main characters is a vampire ffs.

>main characters go to get fries
>nearest fries are 50 miles away

Balls.

Jesse still thought the police were after him

Explosion that big would be FELT for miles.

R.I.P. Emily

fuck i just spoiled myself the entire fucking thing i should've been more careful with the mouse pointer

she 2nd-degree murdered someone and then had her faith shattered
she would've killed herself within a week upon finding out preacher left like everyone else

I've been doing that for the last 5-6 years. There was a point at which she became more in touch with her Christianity. And I witnessed her increase in moral awareness.

Modern Family was the first time she dropped a show. She LOVED it, but realized the gay couple and having a family was immoral so she dropped the show. Little by little she started dropping shows when they said "goddammit" in dialog. I try to get her into the new "golden era" of shows, even looking for stuff that is PG. But she thinks everything is evil like Sopranos and Breaking Bad, and that we will mimic their evil behavior, and that she doesn't want it to rub off on her. Starts using words like secular to segregate popculture that isn't in tune with Christianity.

My dad is a bit aspergery so he watches shit with ZERO awareness of her feelings. He watches everything so it's good because we got something to talk about. But he claims he's watching the shows to understand the atheists. When he's just enjoying the shows because they're doing their job at fulfilling the entertainment value.

It reminded me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

You should watch The Andy Griffith Show as a family.

I think that's the point, it is a satire after all

>we will mimic their evil behavior
Does she belive in that bullshit that video games will make you kill?

Fucking hell user. This is how things like ISIS get started.

I gobbled up the scene where they focused on her ass after she finished shitting in episode 2 or 3.
Laughed my ass off and my dick got hard as fuck. Nicely done, Rogens.

>Tulip's whole deal for being an ornery bitch was a miscarriage

Get fucked. oh wait

Posting dat ass

It doesn't work like that. Belief systems are fiction yet people still take it seriously.

She tried

She did indeed

that scene in the webm did seem a bit risky for amc
>we will never get the hbo version where she was naked

stockings, thong and high heels is way hotter than just buck naked, at least for me.

HBO would've let us see Donnie's wife's butt get spanked in all its glory though

what,she had shit on her ass?

Does nudity trigger the amc subscribers?
there was no nudity in breaking bad either,except the pilot(boobs were visible in that bitch jesse was fucking)

explain your cable system
why hbo and starz are so nude lovers while others dont ?

>And he wasn't in hell in comics
Im pretty sure that's not true.

I hate what they are doing with Arseface. He was the least interesting in the comics and now they are trying to give him a character arc and shit. At least Saint of Killers is shaping out to be bad ass as he should be.

AMC is "basic cable" while stuff like HBO and STARZ are "Premium/Subscriber based".

The Breaking Bad pilot was made without it being attached to a network. They were hoping HBO would pick it up. They passed and AMC took it
Only premium cable in America (HBO, showtime, starz and cinemax) can show nudity and say the word fuck or cunt

No devil and angel of death scene though.

No one subscribes to AMC, it comes as part of your cable package.

Technically, cable networks like AMC and USA can say or show whatever they want. The FCC has no say about cable. AMC could show hardcore porn in the afternoons if they wanted to, but they wouldn't get any sponsors that way.

I know I was totally hoping they would show hell and how SoK got his powers with his guns and all of that. Plus showing how SoK was such a fucking badass that he made Hell freeze over. Im hoping they flesh that out more in future seasons.
Im guessing it would have been too much in terms of Budget and going over peoples heads.

How many more episodes are there in this season? Because it has taken this long to stop jerking us around and actually get interesting.

>tfw that was probably the last episode for season one
>tfw google confirms it

God damn it.

amc is free?
where do they find all that money to make expensive shows,just the ads?

Yeah, but 'technically' means impractical in this case
There is no logical reason why sponsors would care about saying fuck but not care about someone shooting up heroin on-screen

AMC Networks Inc.

i don't know how tv works, but basic cable is also a subscription service. Premium channels are usually added in with a basic cable package.

Damn well hope so

So we can guess that next season we will get 10 whole episodes of the Reaver Cleaver (Cassidy Serial Killer friend) arc?

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Best iteration of God, or best iteration of God?

Too bad it wasn't the real one

I liked how he kept saying Gods quote from the comic.

I WASNT PICKING MY NOSE, I WAS SCRATCHING IT

Kek we can have it on BBC1, though we have a system called a watershed, at least for the free-view channels. Do you have that over there?

At first I thought they were going to have him be the real God early, and he'd eventually get stroppy when Jesse uses Genesis.

Comicfags,where is god missing?

spoil it for me

he's not really missin', he's just kind of on a holyday, got bored of humans and decided to do whatever. he's also a little brat with a serious temper that gets pissy when people don't kiss his ass.
From what i can remmember, he's just chillin on earth minding his buisness, while every angel in heaven is losing his shit and all the humans on earth have their prayers be silence

This scene in the comics plays differently though similar. Jesse uses the voice to make an angel come down, and it shows up as this big, beaming beautiful entity. Jesse asks him to "cut the shit, will you", and suddenly the heavenly glow and beauty is all gone and the angel is just this lame looking middle-aged man with wings who sighs and is like "ok". Then he explains that god is missing.

He's not "missing" exactly, he just left his throne and abandoned his duties as creator and overseer. He shows up in the comic several times, trying to work deals with people to stop Jesse... he doesn't deal with Jesse directly because Genesis.

fucking around, but he starts spying on Jesse and asking him again and again to leave him alone in various pricky ways

No, nothing like that.
They purposefully framed her ass in the center of the canvas right after showing her in the toilet.to try and make you look at it.
Not in a glaring way either, it was (kind of) subtle but obvious enough that you can guess their intent.

Kids opens the door with "She's pooping" then toilet flush noise. Guess the rest.

>uh oh
what did she mean by this?

Oh yeah, Jesse even picks a quick a look at her ass.

Same here, but it's the journey that matters user. Not the destination!

Is this show made by walking dead creator?

>Can I get my dick back on?

Literally laughed out loud way harder than I every though I'd do, fuck that was great timing.

>IT WAS THE TIME OF THE PREACHER
>WHEN THE STORY BEGAN
>WITH THE CHOICE OF A LADY
>AND THE LOVE OF A MAN

The Red-Headed Stranger album is the high point of country music. Nice to hear it in the show.

Fuck I was sceptical at first but they actually managed to produce a fun ride.

no

Last shot should have been the Saint walking past the tree with the transracial Indian and the fucking squirrel hanging from it.

Wait so can a methane plant actually blow up an entire city like a nuke?

The majority of the season was entirely pointless. They could have spent 3-4 episodes setting up the world and the characters and then started the road trip to find God.

So did the other angel die permanently when he was shot in hell? Kind of a shame, they were a pretty fun duo.

No. Also vampires aren't real.

What's this mattress actress' name?

Neither is God

>I laughed my ass off with this.
Why it was terrible. Even by stoner standards it was terrible.

It started with promise but then they did fucking nothing.

-Direction was absolutely absent both on Sound and Scene

-Characterization was absolutely abhorrent with the characters being completely bipolar, maybe it was supposed to be conflicted BUT

-The Actors are grade A GARBAGE and only 2 scenes I can think of that drew me in

-Show doesn't even follow it's own rules, Angels were murdering each other and disappearing suddenly we need to bury this body and hey I have hands!

-Miscarriage was just tasteless and pointless. It added no character depth or connection between the characters.

-Racism aspect was never touched on again in the town which was the origin for Tulip's back story. Thus making it completely pointless and tasteless especially since it doesn't affect her character at all except for tasteless and unfunny quips that only someone high could even think to chuckle at.

-Completely forgettable side cast with the exception of the meat lover and the MILF none of them have personalities and the MILF is only memorable for straight murdering someone and for being a MILF

Overall this was a testament to the degradation of media and how pot heads are being used as sock puppets to promote it even further

Honestly stoners ruin everything

Anyone got a webm of Betsy wearing the Dorothy outfit? Pic related.

You're thinking of Outcast (also a much better show)

but what if they were though

>get proof heaven exists, but god is missing
>know hell exists because jessie said he sent assface there
>proceed to sin as hard as you can after this reveal
>get eternal torture instead of nonexistence or whatever happens when god isn't there

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Because it seems like God has abandoned his flock. That would make many people go batshit I would think

So many words. Could have just said you're a cunt.

Is DeBlanc actually dead and gone?

If so, does that lend credence to the theory that DeBlanc was a demon and that he and Fiore created Genesis while buttfucking?

If god isn't there anymore and because of that people can't get to heaven, they also couldn't get to hell, so they'd get nonexistence either way.

Maybe but I hate arguing like a goddamn hippie and would prefer to elaborate. Not that it matters if stoners listened instead of being petulant children they wouldn't be stoners.

Ignore reason embrace the like you know dude just being like a kill joy to this master pieces

I wonder more about Odin desu famalam

How do you know that? Would you be willing to gamble your soul on that theory?

>-The Actors are grade A GARBAGE and only 2 scenes I can think of that drew me in

Graham McTavish, Joseph Gilgun and Jackie Earl Haley are the only properly casted actors on the show. Everyone else is trash. Especially Ruth Nigga. What the fuck were they thinking with her.