Looking forward to it?

Looking forward to it?

I don't understand how the story can continue after 2.

It pretty much wrapped everything up.

Yes.

I haven't seen 2.

Yes, surprisingly.

jesus chist what are you waiting for

After seeing the trailer for Yoga Hosers probably not.

this is never getting made. neither is mallrats 2

So much

Death

>clerks 2 came out a decade ago
h-how?

I thought they said they started filming on it? Also I never got what you could do with Mallrats after 1, especially here 20 years later.

I haven't watched a Kevin Smith movie in a long time (I do like comic book men though). Clerks 3 would be the only thing from him I'd watch. That movie with his daughter looks like trash though so it kind of worries me what this movie will be like.

clerks was pretty good
clerks 2 was very bad
clerks 3 will probably be amazingly bad

I only liked Clerks 2 because the Lord of the Rings faggots got BTFO.

How can you top this?

No.

Clerks was great because Smith was still a "common man" at the time. 22 years and millions of dollars later, he doesn't have that insight.

Clerks worked because at the time Smith WAS a 20 something year old slacker. But Clerks 2 proved he was out of touch and I can't imagine Clerks 3 being any better.

>clerks 2
>bad

>clerks 2 was very bad

So amazing how even over a decade later Smith remembered the grounded, every day reality that made Clerks so special.

Kelly can be a guy's name too

expected Clerks to be bad, was good

expected Clerks 2 to be bad, was good

i'm expecting Clerks 3 to be bad tbqh guise

Is it coming out before or after Mallrats 2? And we all need to channel our strength for Affleck to agree to be in it.

mallrats the tv show

Clerks was a classic

Clerks 2 was great. It was perfect in showing how these characters would behave in a modern world setting. I just love how Randall becomes an internet troll, lol.

Clerks 3 I'll be optimistic ,but I don't see how it will progress the characters anymore.

i said it before and I'll say it again.Clerks 2 was shit and should never have been made. Clerks was good, but trying to pull the string on a surprise success.Clerks2 only served the purpose a milking an existing cow and it's thanks to faggots like you that almost all succesful movies get this kind of treatment.

i am but anytime kevin does something, i lose more and more faith that it'll be good

>another clerks sequel
>mallrats tv show/miniseries

What's next, a Dogma webseries?
Kevin Smith has lost his way since Zack & Miri. Since a Seth Rigen comedy did poorly and he was at helm, he's act like a insane idiot ever since.

No, Ive never cared for this obnoxious fatass

Dante is still having an existential crisis while dating chicks out of his league, but this time they own the store. Maybe Randall finally comes out in this one.

And everyone else will keep saying Clerks 2 is funny

>oilers hoodie

Damnit Smith.

> Cl3rks instead of more Clerks: The Animated Series

Just kill me

>mocking LOTR while still defending star wars
yeah, no

I enjoyed clerks 2 stay mad faggot

His Porch Monkey 4 Lyfe speech was gold.

I never seen such a wrong opinion before

Clerks 2 is good, fuck off.

>there will never be an animated Clerks series ever again

Seriously some of the funniest 6 episodes of TV I've ever seen.

Name one movie that has come out after Clerks 2 and is funnier than it.

Protip: you can't

Too bad he made that garbage Jay & Silent Bob get super powers cartoon instead.

Yoga Hosers just seemed like a shit out attempt to get his daughter into a film

same
mallrats, jay and silent bob, clerks/clerks 2 are great but the rest of his films i haven't bothered with

Kevin Smith, Maddox, Tucker Max, Something Awful, Ebaumsworld, Newgrounds, Bam Margera

Relics of the past that should not be discussed anymore.

Affleck doesnt need to be in Mallbrats or Mallrats 2 or Mallrats The Animated Series or whatever the fuck it is now, a cameo is all he would need.

>clerks 2 was very bad

is this bait

Jay made that to stay busy when he was getting sober

>Im a teenagers

Did Kevin promise him Clerks 2 if he got sober?

Good for him. I respect that. It still sucked though.

is that dog his snack?

yes, he already ate 3

>It's not ok to dislike Clerks 2 now
It's not a very good movie and that is generally accepted as fact

>7.4
>not good

How is his wife even still alive after having sex with him? Holy shit. I'm just imagining his sweaty rolls cascading over the bed frame as he attempts to mount her missionary style. She probably feels like slave Leia with Jabba omg.

It's a fun friend simulator, nobody is saying it's as good as the first one.

...

he lost a TON of weight recently

I didn't even like Clerks 1 t b h

remember that Jackson 5 dance scene in Clerks 2

She's always on top. He talks about it all the time

>A cameo is all they could afford
more like

It's also generally accepted that he doesn't make movies for critics

Clearly you are, retard.

Clerks 3 should definitely involve their kids, i mean it's hard to see how Randal could have a child but Dante being a father and a husband and Randal being a 45 year old jaded loser would be kind of fucking sad.

I don't think so. Nowadays, it's more like "You're going to lose your wife and daughter if you don't stay clean"

Did Jason stay clean after Clerks 2?

Is this?
The movie was 100% family guy humor, wasnt it? There was not a single thing funny about it in the same way clerks was funny.

Seriously is liking clerks 2 a meme? I have seen a bunch of people on here claim they found it funny but not really enough to pass as an actual running gag?

>FIRST ONE TO TALK, GETS TO RIDE MY BIG ASS

The only redeeming part of Clerks 2 is the jail scene.
Everything else was trash.

I could see Dante owning a small store of some sort and Randall working there.

Some people have different opinions. Crazy right?

he'd do it for free

>Picklefucker
>Porch Monkey
>Jay's Buffalo Bill dance
>D&R riding bumper cars
>Pillow Pants and Listerfiend
>Dante opening the door while taking a shit

Plus hilarious fucking one liners that i won't even list.

Well if this one follows the last one they run the Quick Shop together.

Still disgusting. It'd be like riding a bowl full of jello.

Do people forget that Smith made Affleck's career?

Well he gave him his first break, Armageddon and Good Will Hunting made his career.

fuck off randall is hetero

Kevin Smith got Good Will Hunting made with Affleck and Damon as the leads

Except it wasn't. No one can say anything more than:
>"DUDE IT'S JUST WALKING LMAO"
>"DUDE SAM AND FRODO ARE GAY LMAO"
He also conveniently made the only argument against Star Wars to be about the prequels when we all know it's the original capeshit. Based on that scene and one of his standup bits he's obviously bitter that LotR is seen critically as the greatest trilogy ever

Well fuck son i never knew that.

Hey look, it's the "______ is OBVIOUSLY gay" meme

Take it easy faggot it's just a movie, just like Lord of the Rings, which fucking sucked.

this

It was just meant to be funny. It was. That's it

it's like Sup Forums suddenly shitting on deus ex human revolution now
times change and so do the majority of a board

she's probably thinking anout the shit she can buy while doing it

first 2 seasons of family guy are comedy gold

Why doesnt kevin smith try to make a good film?

>no lord of the rings vs star wars

This is what being a jaded, no fun allowed redditor look slike

Do people even go to malls anymore?

Tusk was tight.

Clerks 2 was the last decent thing Kevin did, so I kinnda can see why he feels the need in his weed-wrecked mind to shit all over it with a third one. Fuck Seth Rogen for turning him into a worthless pothead.

I'm pretty sure Affleck is disgusted by what Smith has became and that's why he broke off the friendship.

>Fuck Seth Rogen for turning him into a worthless pothead.
It really does suck

Having a whole bit on your stand-up about how lame LotR is without a punchline is more than "just meant to be funny"

All I want is a cameo, but I want it confirmed damn it.

>stand up isn't comedy
What stand up are you even talking about?