her favorite directors sergei parajanov, kidlat tahimik and john cassavetes. she acts in highly acclaimed art house movies. she writes her own books. she is an accomplished philosopher. she composes her own music.
you own every judd apatow movie on DVD.
yeah but she doesn't even have her virginity
she got nudes?
I don't need to compensate for taking hundreds of dicks in my ass though.
>you own every judd apatow movie on DVD
Name one
The Girlfriend Experience is an underrated masterpiece.
>she acts in highly acclaimed art house movies
>she won an award for 'Anal Cavity Search 6'
thats not even a joke
>>faking a blowjob
>>mouth closed
She's dumb as fuck m8
she doesnt need to keep her mouth open for your tiny dick
#rektacular
You have achieved mastery in the blowjob. You can now give one without opening your mouth.
>you own every judd apatow movie on DVD.
>sergei parajanov, kidlat tahimik and john cassavetes
She's the definition of a pseud, only one of those are good.
>she is an accomplished philosopher
uh
[citation needed]
>OOOOH FUCK ME WITH YOUR NIGGER DICK, FUCK YEAH, NGHHHHH
What did she mean by this? Was it art?
Fuck, she's so smart. I love her intelligence.
Numbers of Toilets I've licked: 0
Life is still okay
Problem?
I enjoyed that
>This beer tastes like piss
>it's not bad
kek
>she is an accomplished philosopher.
yeah, okay.
To be fair, she's accomplished what no modern philosopher ever has, gotten laid.
funniest thing about her was finding out she only did porn because her ex-boyfriend told her he was a "secret agent" and needed her to do porn for his cover.
She is such a dumb fuck. I respect every drug addicted whore doing porn to get a new shot of heroin more. How the fuck can you be so fucking dumb? A SECRET AGENT FOR THE GOVERNMENT?
>she acts in highly acclaimed art house movies
When you're willing to suck dick, the producers save money and you get a nice little role
>never read The Phenomenology of Spirit in the German original
No she's straight-laced. Not so much as a nip slip.
A+ Sup Forums right here.
Pretty sure that's just the plot of true lies
She still """"""acting""""""" the sex """""""""worker"'""""" part?
>several sources list her as a former pornographic actress [citation needed]