Weekly Cards Against Humanity with yours truly!

Weekly Cards Against Humanity with yours truly!
Game Link: pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=179
Password: sticky3
Get in here you shits.

Shitler reporting
Sorry for a late start to the thread, had some late night shit that got in the way.

this shitler kid seems like a terrorist, but his bird is cool

bamp, get in

Shitler Reporting
I'm not a terrorist I'm a hero get it fucking right kiddo

fuckin jews man

You're right, they have absolutely no respect.

i wouldnt trust a jew to be a doctor, id even rather have a filthy jap as my doc

Shitler Reporting
They actually came out with some cool medical research, so your opinion holds ground.
Definitely wouldn't want a jew as an oncologist.

fuckin jews would overprice the shit just for the shekels

BAMP

what is a bamp

Shitler Reporting
Reposting self portrait from last week because why not

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kkk

bless

shitler i wanna fuck your fartbox while screaming sieg heil, i hope you don't mind

Shitler Reporting
I very much do mind you do not even begin to rise to my standards kindly kill yourself and please livestream it for those who actually do deserve to live please.

dis my boi right here

I'll take that as a yes go ahead, danke mein führer you won't regret it, i strongly advise you get some lube though

Shitler Reporting
He looks like a tiel I lost earlier this year, just flipflop the grey and the white.
Fuck I'm too drunk for this right now kindly fuck up with that good tiel.

nigga he plays peekaboo like a champ

The girl I lost was a royal cuddler. No matter how tough a day was, she was one of the best pick me ups.

>Be me
>Be tard wrangler
>Wrangle tards
>The end

I feel for you man, he is only 8 months old and he loves the scriches and sings so happy when im home. closes his eyes and nuzzles into my hand whenever i get home from work. Best pet ive ever had, im sorry budd, i truly am. Here is him eating some scrambled eggs and spinach in the morning, his favorite.

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Bud you have one good boy there, take really good care off him.
AFK for two seconds while I cry like a little bitch he looks so much like her.

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I cant even imagine losing this little guy man, my condolences for your loss. Heres a baby picture, he would only eat out of containers at the bottom of his cage when we got him at 2 months, this was after i came home one day. Look at that smug little fucker he knows he knocked all that seed everywhere.

I've had the both of mine since I was in elementary school. I'm a two time college grad, they've been with me for a while. It doesn't help that two days before my girl died, I had to put a dog that I had since I was twelve down due to severe lung cancer.
Two pets down in the first week of 2017.
Fuck me.

It'll be alright man, we know these things are going to happen but we get these pets anyways because we get to make their lives good and they get to make us happy. Be happy that you were able to spend time with them and know that you meant the world to them

You're a black widow. Stay away from my birbs.

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Fag called daagan here tryna make due for lost time and stupidity

wont let me in what do

needs password?

Refresh, make sure you're putting in the right password.

"sticky3"

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irtacos reporting in
thanks didnt read whole post like a retard

Shitler is a faggot.
-Niggerjews.

Now for a long winded Explanation on why I wasn't here earlier
(Inhales)

I refreshed last game I was in
Thread pruned
Forgot pass
Fast forward
Checked 9'O cock
No thread
Forgot
Got back
Bashed head into wall
Now in here
Plz no demotion Shitler D:

Shitler Reporting
I'm not demolishing anything anytime soon I promise.

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Thanks fuhrer

this games going pretty slow huh

not anymore?

bump

dude fuck shitler

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fuck u mang

games full, someone go jack off so i can get in

KarsIII

trips

c'mon pls someone join the black people game

check'd

this entire room is full of faggots. except for niggerjews he's a pretty cool guy.

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21 for fun

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we need more players!

get in here

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quality game

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lmao terrorist?

shitler did 9/11

Nope

shitler's birds did 9/11

They dont shit bombs

Yet

Wtf This whore sounds thirsty

Fucking attention whore

I love your birb, can you write RB on that timestamp to make my day op?

check'd
nice trips

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Cockatoos for life.
Literally, they will outlive you, I own one, it will be my child till the day I die.

kek

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we're almost to 21 holy shit

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