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I'm a papa now
I'm so happy guys, he's my first child.
My babbeh is so cute, I'm crying.

Congratulations

Cute kid. Congrats

eat it

Get a DNA test, bro

its good to see eveyone grow up

she/ he / ze will be a wonderful human im sure

can i have it?

grats,now let dubs name him

you dun goofed

Newborns aren't usually cute but u got urself a nice one there OP congrats

Percival if boy
Hillary if girl

It's a boy faggot

pepe

May he have a long and happy life.

Cute kid.

Rolling for ulysses

this
a man should only waste his resources on his offspring

That's sweet you faggot.
Congratulations, mold him into a great man.

aren't all faggots boy faggots?

Isaac

Well, your life is over, but his has just begun.

>it's a boy faggot
Comma after boy.

Raise him wise and raise him well, OP.

You black? If so enjoy the day, then run west

SPACE PROGAM

Sorry what I meant was "it's a boy, Faggot"

Summon his inner blackness... LEWQUAS.

did you just assume that childs gender?

Just call him fag

david

Do something from A Serbian Film.

promise me son not to do the things I've done

Pro tip. They go through like 12-15 diapers a day

Pro tip. Make sure she breast feeds, gives higher intelligence recuses probably of autism. Google it faggot

Chill out Jaden Smith

He's wearing blue...
That's what hospitals give to baby boys

oh god, kill it with fire

...

Pro tip
If she breast feeds bitch gotta take prenatals and calcium.

Congrats. Fatherhood is great if you own it.

Legolas

Adolf

>12-15 diapers a day
holly fuck

Congratulations op

Michael

Xavier or Eric

Thank you, Dr. Oz

soo close

Harpoon or Frank

Call him Marche

The baby's name is kek.
Check the digits.

Short while only. They regularize when they start feeding on a schedule instead of the constant supply they receive in utero.

Name him barron

Name - Commander Shepard

Derby

Rerolling

name him Morgan or Atlas so he doesnt get bullied.

Richard

fuck off nigger fag id shag your baby in the ass

People are fucktards believing some shit in a can is better than moms tit. It's custom

Niglet

Roll for Rolf harris

Rolling for this
check'em

Was it a typo or a prediction?

Lord Kek

Are you 50 or something?

Carlton Ashley Bigwillienuts

I know right
that's why breastfeeding is a patrician fetish

Re roll

lol I was thinking of posting a pic of my baby on Sup Forums when he was born. Fortunately, I realised there were people like me here, so it wasn't a great idea.
Tldr what do his toes taste like?

Awww cute!
How long until you fuck his tight little ass?

I'm naming my next son Marcelo

Typo

Trips names his baby

and

GO

...

Name him David. No balls.

See how much of your dick fits inside

Kek

Hawaiian-mistake
(Milawake-mishap)

roll for Adolf

agachate y conocelo

Why do you have to be vulgar?

Hitler

I'm dead inside

Kek

...

Dubs names baby?
Congrats user

No lie, when they are newborn it's yellow mustard shit for months

Randy Savage

Trips and it's moot the diaper fag.

If his friends ask why show him a pic of himself on /b from day one, about to ruin his dad's life

Kek be with me

The baby fag will be soon also

Re roll

You just have to be new here. How cute

Sal

Rolling for Shlomo

Baby Jesus

winrar

rollin for Tony

I won, your son may be named after our lord and savior, Kek.

time to fuck off back to facebook

I dont even care if this is bait i'm just happy for you user cant wait to be a father myself