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I'm a papa now
I'm so happy guys, he's my first child.
My babbeh is so cute, I'm crying.
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Congratulations
Cute kid. Congrats
eat it
Get a DNA test, bro
its good to see eveyone grow up
she/ he / ze will be a wonderful human im sure
can i have it?
grats,now let dubs name him
you dun goofed
Newborns aren't usually cute but u got urself a nice one there OP congrats
Percival if boy
Hillary if girl
It's a boy faggot
pepe
May he have a long and happy life.
Cute kid.
Rolling for ulysses
this
a man should only waste his resources on his offspring
That's sweet you faggot.
Congratulations, mold him into a great man.
aren't all faggots boy faggots?
Isaac
Well, your life is over, but his has just begun.
>it's a boy faggot
Comma after boy.
Raise him wise and raise him well, OP.
You black? If so enjoy the day, then run west
SPACE PROGAM
Sorry what I meant was "it's a boy, Faggot"
Summon his inner blackness... LEWQUAS.
did you just assume that childs gender?
Just call him fag
david
Do something from A Serbian Film.
promise me son not to do the things I've done
Pro tip. They go through like 12-15 diapers a day
Pro tip. Make sure she breast feeds, gives higher intelligence recuses probably of autism. Google it faggot
Chill out Jaden Smith
He's wearing blue...
That's what hospitals give to baby boys
oh god, kill it with fire
...
Pro tip
If she breast feeds bitch gotta take prenatals and calcium.
Congrats. Fatherhood is great if you own it.
Legolas
Adolf
>12-15 diapers a day
holly fuck
Congratulations op
Michael
Xavier or Eric
Thank you, Dr. Oz
soo close
Harpoon or Frank
Call him Marche
The baby's name is kek.
Check the digits.
Short while only. They regularize when they start feeding on a schedule instead of the constant supply they receive in utero.
Name him barron
Name - Commander Shepard
Derby
Rerolling
name him Morgan or Atlas so he doesnt get bullied.
Richard
fuck off nigger fag id shag your baby in the ass
People are fucktards believing some shit in a can is better than moms tit. It's custom
Niglet
Roll for Rolf harris
Rolling for this
check'em
Was it a typo or a prediction?
Lord Kek
Are you 50 or something?
Carlton Ashley Bigwillienuts
I know right
that's why breastfeeding is a patrician fetish
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lol I was thinking of posting a pic of my baby on Sup Forums when he was born. Fortunately, I realised there were people like me here, so it wasn't a great idea.
Tldr what do his toes taste like?
Awww cute!
How long until you fuck his tight little ass?
I'm naming my next son Marcelo
Typo
Trips names his baby
and
GO
...
Name him David. No balls.
See how much of your dick fits inside
Kek
Hawaiian-mistake
(Milawake-mishap)
roll for Adolf
agachate y conocelo
Why do you have to be vulgar?
Hitler
I'm dead inside
Kek
...
Dubs names baby?
Congrats user
No lie, when they are newborn it's yellow mustard shit for months
Randy Savage
Trips and it's moot the diaper fag.
If his friends ask why show him a pic of himself on /b from day one, about to ruin his dad's life
Kek be with me
The baby fag will be soon also
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You just have to be new here. How cute
Sal
Rolling for Shlomo
Baby Jesus
winrar
rollin for Tony
I won, your son may be named after our lord and savior, Kek.
time to fuck off back to facebook
I dont even care if this is bait i'm just happy for you user cant wait to be a father myself