Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.
How tough are ya?
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon
Tough enough for dubs
i watch clannad afterstory without crying
My heart pumps purple piss
I once ate a computer
i came home at 9:01 instead of 9:00
i just smoked 2 gs
Tough enough not to have tattoo of mom like a fucking pussy.
Im eating bread
ur a badass
Shit nigga calm down.
How tough am I? I took back Jerusalem from the filthy Saracens. DEUS VULT!!!!!
I ripped the tag off a mattress
I can eatch anime and still be cool
*Tips fedora
i ate a bowl of nails this morning
..without any milk
I stepped on a Lego and didn't cry.
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I fap to traps, and admit it's gay.
I hit a girl back
Oh shit those quads!
I'm sad
I'm so tough I'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose
I once went to Burger King and ordered my food to go. But I ate the food inside of the restaurant.
im so tough that i get dubs In my trips
SHIT JUST GOT TOO FUCKING REAL
I didn't ask my parents permission before going online today
How tough am I?
You got a box of cheese pizza?
I once fapped 6 times in a row. Had no porn, no lube, and was imagining myself hatefucking my MILF math teacher
Kek when you fuck up the quote you faggot
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gg
i ignored jury duty....twice
Still no fucking dubs, check em
Roll
I'm a vegan. Once, I grabbed a piece of bacon out of my partners mouth before he chomped down. Had the strength to save him and touch bacon... so ya know pretty tough. Also it was election night and trump had just been confirmed president elect. Overcame all that.
impressive
>How tough am I?
i had frosties as cereal, but without milk I used APPLE JUICE instead.