Good evening, Anonymous! Reimu here! I'm filling in for Alice tonight to show you how to cook!

Good evening, Anonymous! Reimu here! I'm filling in for Alice tonight to show you how to cook!

Tonight's meal is a little too rich for my blood... but luckily she covered the expense so I could make it just for you!

Liar

why

Lovely ^^

Bring back Alice

bump...

how dreadful.

lal

I'm r-right here Anonymous

What's there to lie about?

Because!

I'm glad you think so, because here's our dish for tonight!

So late.... I'm getting ready to go go work....

Hope you've had some improvement in sickness.

We thought w-we'd mix it up on you

Sooo what you cooked tonight ?
and arent you abit late ?
also how your dealing with your sickness i take you have progress ?

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I h-have, thank you

Does reimu have a bepis

Hmm... something seems suspicious here...

P-pay no mind to the woman b-behind the curtain!

How long will Alice be away? Is she ok?

Nah Alice was already away for a little while, plus this was posted on the Steam so it's legit

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I am l-literally right here dear.

yey.... instant ramen

u_u

can u mak tendi

Geez, with all the switching you two did i'm starting to get confused regarding who is who.

Do you put on a wig for this when you always cover your face with the paper?

okay, i'll bite

wtf is going on in this thread

huh, is this some kind of character thing or what I'm confused

W-we are one in t-the same

Most confusing alice thread in a while....or should I say Reimu....why does Reimu have an Alice face....? So maybe stream tomorrow!?

Hi Reimu what are you cooking this evening?

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No s-stream tomorrow

Maybe she likes to dress up?
hello newfriend welcome to cooking with alice(reimu)

That Reimu is a spy!

link to stream/steam/a-team pls?

it's exactly what you think it is.

ah ok, so what's the reason why you can't post if you don't mind me asking

oh god, with reimu's posting speed, this is going to take five fucking hours.

hello friend, i am now immediately and completely interested in what is going on in this thread

pls continue

You should put it in a shelter

>new order - confusion

im def confused here

i don't know what's going on in this thread. where's my meal?

Reimu == Alice you mongs

Thank you for everything.

Well that clears things up. My advice giving centers are burning out from you not being around to give psych advice as of late (not that I don't enjoy it).

No stream huh. Well then. I have other plans to engage in hopefully next week things look up. I found a DBT seminar in my area too! .. It costs $500! So I'll be doing cheap-o CEUs instead.

Alice, whenever I masturbate, I think about licking your balls and deepthroating your big dick

twitch is celtyplays
Steam is aneki margratroid

I'm not sick at all!

Hello!

Whoa, hey! That's something you'll only find out if you have at least three successful dates with me! For now, let's pick our tea... as is custom.
There is an order to these things! Tea first!

I wonder what it could be?

i want tendi i want tendi ii want tendi

cute face

pls love me

I d-don't have those

so wheres my ramen!

does this user speak the truth plsnotrole

Whats written on the side of the refrigerator... Livin' the ??

Y-yes

T-that's my schedule, c-check it out on my patreon: alicemargatroid

What kind of tea did we get?

Good night everyone. Nice to see you back Reimu

awesome

i will be sure to watch your stream now new cooking friend

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Alright! Looks like we've got Super Irish Breakfast Black Tea! Higher than most teas in caffeine content, sure to keep you awake while you wait for me to finish cooking!

Hey now! I resemble that remark!

Yugi == Yami

Already do! In a general, philosophical... love your neighbor kind of way. Want some tea, made with love?

Cab you show us your legs? also im drunk so idk

wher is tendi

No matter what you say, I still think about them, and it makes my head feel dizzy...

You bring me joy. That's the bottom line!
Speaking of bottom...
No, no, nevermind, I'll spare you, have a good night !

sure, but how do i get stronger fonder love? affection and closeness?

yes please

i have never had tea before in my whole life

WHAT DID YOU DO TO ALICE YOU MONSTER!?!?!

also show us your cock

My crush for you is gigantic Reimu!

D-don't have one

>go on a diet
>exercise
>get a hobby
>leave the house once in a while
>realize no-one out there is as cute as reimu
>kys
there is no way out

RAMEN ME REIMU RAMEN ME HARD !!!

she's soo pretty...

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs show us or i will do an attack in London whit my car

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No time for that! Gotta cook!

Alice already made those! What do you want, reruns?

By being my bestie! But that position has already been filled.

Wow, that's a shame. Well, have some!

Alice is right here!

giv me tendi

If you're going to pry, I'm going to be blunt:
You get me off better than anybody else.
Every time, I rate 11

somebody beat you too it, m8

Reimu? What the hell is going on here?
How are you?

I'm a little confused here

So is this Alice? or is this actually Moo?

-Sweet Roll

Is Alice gay with reimu

B-both!

on a scale of one-to-anime how tall are you

would you be able tell me who the lucky person is on steam? (at least drop hints or aliterate)
sure i'll be your bestie though :) if you like me, i'll feel comforted and happy all the same with loving care and tenderness~

I'm f-from a video game dear

you like jazz?

Sheesh thanks for the ignore

Alice! Remiu! Good to see more cooking episodes. I brought scones for you both~ carry on with cooking I am just going to enjoy my chips

But didn't Reimu receive the hammer? or is she back?

-Sweet Roll

Thanks for the tea, Alice
You always brighten my nights

how did you get out of the video game

and how tall are you

S-she got unbanned, so she's c-covering for me

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Show me your feet
Or i shall bvote Trump

Now make sure you don't burn yourself on this step, Anonymous... don't watch the pot too closely, but keep an eye on it anyway!

A cooking show! I'm doing fine, though. How about you?

I'm Reimu, that's Alice!
*points*

How is that hard to understand?

The lucky one is me! And she's right here in this thread. No need for secrecy!

Off to work. Have a good night everyone. Good to have Reimu back and Alice slightly less sick. Enjoy tea and ramen.

can yuo pat m y hed

Why did she get banned?

Wow Alice I've really done it. I have a lot of work due on Monday, I finished most of it but its been a very hard a week im also starting to lose all my friends because I lost my filter due to Sup Forums and im very cynical because of /r9k/. Sucks balls man but God loves soap operas. Our purpose is to entertain God so Ill go sort myself out and come back iron pilled. God is perfectly just

I love you Alice

If y-you stop using that awful meme, m-maybe.

Violating r-ruru 14 I think.

N-no gods no masters.

HOW TALL ARE YOU