>be me, years later
>join muh army
>non combat mos
>get sent to relaxin Jackson with coed
> we first platoon bitch!
>had to share a bay with second platoon
>hatetheir guts
>one night during fireguard took Vaseline
>smeared it on some faggot second platooner locker
>bonuspoints: smear doorknob of drill sergeants bathroom
>next day
>go to field for rifle shooting
>drill sergeant calls privates of bay 2
>smokes the shit out of us(all boys)
>tells us someone thought it was funny to smear Vaseline on DS doorknob
>I can take smoking, so I don't confess
> we return to barracks
>bay 2 is Getting smoked as fuck.
>Had the most asshole drill sergeant of whole company
> smokes us then goes to bay one and starts smoking them for being noisy.
> autonomous smoking on both bays
> DS says to all: CONFESS
> I don't
> the next day we just so happened to have a pt test.
>smoking goes into maximum overdrive
MFW most of bay 2 failed the pt test the next day.