It finally happened. I have officially beat off so much in one day that my dick started bleeding. I should have stopped when I was sore, but I have no self control. This is the worst pain I have ever felt (not counting internal pain of course, like the edgy fucker I am).
What the fuck do I do now?
stop jerking off. ice your dick. don't jerk off at all the next day. or the day after. and the day after if you think you need to. then resume and remember not to go overboard
How many times did you do it? Are you sure it's not a penis fracture? Those hurt like hell and can come from unnaturally vigorous masturbation or sex.
go a round using neosporin as lube- it'll feel better over night.
I did that one day when I jerked off 15 times. I was horny as fuck and I've been there.
what was your motive Sup Forumsro?
If you're old enough, topical benzocaine cream. It's cheap, ti's at wal mart. It works after 5-10 minutes and for 30.
Got nudes on snapchat.
Ok thanks for the tips guys, got the ice now, the bleeding has stopped and it wasn't a huuuge amount of blood so I think it's fine. It hurts a bit but not a fuckton.
Post dem titays here man. Spread the love.
I immediately started reading this in Warren Zevon's voice because of the pic
top kek
GTFO no way that shit is true, that doesn't happen. Does it?
it does, it happened to me once.
I do that occasionally. Fap until my dick bleeds. But i don't use lube.
I just wait a few days and it's fine again.
Or don't, and just fap while bleeding.
ur fine, happens all the time
a little pain feels good, try some bdsm porn
No fucking way, are you guys serious? That can't be true. Gonna google that shit
wash your filthy dick with warm salt water.. will be okay in a day or 2
You fap to fully-clothed celebs, right? You're the only Sup Forums Pass user on Sup Forums, it's gotta be you
What? You can totally rub your dick raw. The skin isn't invincible dude.
I waited a week to heal. That shit scared me. I don't use lube either.
>69
It happens guy.
Let it heal up. Go again later with better form.
Well, i have fapped to that before, yeah.
I'm not the only pass user, but i'm flattered that wearing this pass has made me so recognizable.
I fap to the point of chafing and blood probably once every month/month and a half. No big deal. It's not a problem. Make sure to change your underwear. I've noticed clean underwear makes me heal faster.
>implying Zevon ever had to masturbate
He got snatch wherever he went, man. An absolute psycho wreck of a man, but god damn he was brilliant.
Sorry bro, I respect this girl too much to do that (i know, i'm a total fag)
The ice seems to have helped, i can't feel shit now, it's all numb. My new goal is to make it a week without jerking it again, hopefully i won't die from withdrawal.
Thank you Sup Forumsro's, you are true heroes in this world of vigorous masturbation.
After I waited a week it made the orgasm so much more satisfying. I've started to wait a bit between wanks because of it.
Jesus christ.. I don't even have the time to jack off that many times a day...
How much porn consumage time estimate are we talking here? 5+ hours? Apes
Well for me, I used to wank once a day for about an hour. I was also a little rough with myself.
Since then I wank less and I'm a little more gentle.
It did happen one more time after that and I'm not sure why.
Not OP but it's not that strange. I work 8 hour days and still can fap about 5 times per day. Time frame for a fap is like 5 minutes at most from the time I get the idea to fap, to finding a video then to completion. Sometimes not even 2 minutes.
OP here, pretty much this.
Some sessions take me up to an hour if i'm really feeling it, some are over in 30 seconds. The human penis is a mysterious thing.
OP again, with a follow up.
Over the last 3-4 days I've done it at least 5 times a day. This girl on snapchat has been driving me crazy. I started getting sore two days ago, but stupid as I am, I ignored the warning and kept going. What can I say? Them nudes, man.
Guys, if you get sore, even just a tiny bit, STOP. Take it from someone who didn't.
Pic related, it's how I got the nudes. I still can't believe it worked. The power of memes is strong.
>worst pain you have ever felt
i don't know what's funnier, that you couldn't stop jerking it when you started to get injured, or that it's the worst thing you've ever done to yourself
is a top suggestion, as is the ice
Ehhh I say power through it.
Do you really want to be on your death bed when you're old and remember all those faps you skipped?
Also I hope it was worth wrecking your guitar strings
They're bass strings. And they're the old worn out worns that were left after I changed them. What do you think I am, some kind of monster?
First figure out why you jerk off so much.
Maybe he's a teenager?
Mentally, maybe. I'm actually 24.
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post a pick of ur dick
Fucking kill yourself worthless faggot
Easy apply rubbing alcohol.. it will anesthetize the pain.. keep on Fapping!
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That shit happened to me twice a week when I was in middle school.
You're a pussy.
Yep!
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Yo bandaids are my niggas in those situations
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OP here, I'm away for half an hour to go to the store, and come back to this.
Needless to say, I love it.
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ayy i got trips! probably had to happen sooner or later.
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Use fucking lube you jackass
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ok i'm done, got it out of my system. i'm getting getting out of the cage now.
last one
OP here. That's what I said two days ago.
yes, but unlike you i have self control....
laaast one
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Clearly
I posted that because I wanted to. I can leave the cage anytime I want!
Here I go!
That's what every addict says.
turn to jesus.
You don't know me!
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Last one for sure this time.