/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Saturday Noight Edition

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Saturday Noight Edition

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Good on ya, was making a thread when got redirected to this one.

Fuck off nigger.

>00
so rude

Dunners reporting.

How was your day? My day was pic related.
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Yeah, nah, no wukkaz

>wukkaz
say what

>How was your day?
din du nuffin tbh. wasted day

Wukkaz, moite. Worries. No fuckin' worries.
A day is only wasted if you didn't enjoy it. Doing SFA on a Saturday is fine in my books.

>Christchurch
Ayy it's saturday... Woo

Ayyyy
What up on a Saturday, my dude?

>A day is only wasted if you didn't enjoy it
enjoyed it but also didnt as it felt wasted, ya know?

hey my girl

Fuck all, games, junk food, fap, pretty much it.

ay bb u wan sum fuk

Oops, replied to me instead of you.

What did everyone have for tea?

as usual welly reporting in. drinking vodka and watching true blood... any locals online?

Pizza

Palmy/b/ro reporting in.
Drinking Somersby Blackberry Cider and watching iron Fist.
>>Why am i a cuck?

Ran out of pasta sauce and noodles so I used watties canned spaghetti cause it's pretty much the same thing

>any locals online?
Yeah Kiwi here

Yip...Auckland here...just sorted an ounce...stoked

yooo im also in Palmy and watching Iron Fist.

What type?

Gordan Ramsey eat ya heart out.

locals to Welly..... but hey regardless

When was the last time Howzit posted??

Whats the vola?

chch reporting in

>hey
hey bro

Pot...have to head to Cambridge to get it

What's everyone do for a job or if you're studying what you studying?

Music industry for 20 years...oh the stories I could tell

the mutha fuckin nudes pit

>oh the stories I could tell
Go on...pls

IDbro reporting in.

someone plz give fried chicken. and kebab

hey man, where you at

Senior Sales Executive... got promoted to senior beginning of the year wby

Walking in the the Big Day Out with 12 pills to supply a band...it was even discussed in our marketing meeting...so have you got the drugs sorted...yeah sure

NZ bro hbu

You the shitcunt that cant afford his own netflix and peeps my windows?

Nice user, you fly first class?

How'd you get the drugs? I've long wondered this. How do artists get their drugs while here?

>IDbro
is this nigga even still alive?

Snorting coke with pretty much every band I dealt with...muse...Metallica...bush...pumpkins...

Also Welly here, anyone else go down to Cubadupa this afternoon?

What was the food like?

I met Christina Aguilera when she was 16...dam she was hot back then...came to nz on a promo tour after genie in a bottle

sit as close to the motherfucking door as poss every flight man only way.

nah man was drinking couldn't be fucked. its the same every year nothing special. what yous up to

I had the contacts...I got 2 grams of mdma powder...had to go to the plant ship to get those capsules and made them up myself...it was for an Aussie band called machine gun felletio...I got a shout out from the bass player when they're on stage...thanks ###...these pulls are kicking in

lads

Had dinner with Muse twice...Mexican 1st time then flash ponsonby restaurant the 2nd time

hey bub where you hail from

Any hot pacific nudes?

Going to get my fa/tg/uy on tomorrow and play some children's card games at Cerberus. Sitting down with a beer and tinkering with my Destiny deck.

TIMARU

Tauranga here, heading to town tonight

sweet thas niiice... the usual here drinking ma voddy watching my true blood.

no fecking way I'm originally from Geraldine. What high school you go to?

that was today?

Yup, still on tomorrow as well.

Made eggs benny with fried tomatos and chorizo. Eggs were too runny and hollondaise was pretty meh. Enjoyed though

not from timaru just live here
i go to geraldine everyday where you these days?

Multiple palmy bros here tonight. Heard IronFist was shit so watching super rugby instead.

Well that was a shit time. I had thought I had heard it all until I heard what she had to say on that dark raining night. She said that she had had enough and wanted to leave. The atmosphere at KFC on Cambridge terrace was making her feel awkward. Especially seen as the staff had locked the doors and were now taking drive thru customers only. Together we decided that the only option was to deploy a minuteman missile with single megaton warheads attached even though it would be in violation of the treaties with Russia. We decided that if we lived long enough to have to deal with the consequences of that then it wasn't worth living that long. We have the power to end, so why shouldn't we?

I'm up in welly but come down a wee bit. what you go to gtown for? barkers or Dairy farms or

Guess there isn't one

Seems that way

no just work

thats what i was meaning there aint alot of work to be done in geruldine other than fruit, shearing or dairy farming. unless you one of the woodley boys

Dunedin reporting.

fucking bored as shit, just finished watching a movie.

bois, do y'all know how many degrees and majors studylink lets you study? like is there a cap on how much u can study?

im on my 3rd year of a double major and im thinking of studying law and possibly studying two more majors.

i look after the water

as well as doing skids in the work truck*

hey bro, im on my final year of study and have no idea wtf to do with my degree.

can u tell me more about what u do? like is it good pay etc

how old are we all here

20

no it would die

19 but I look 15 :(

Geek reporting, rate my girl. Getting exciting about a smoke

Welly here, doing the same thing but minus the True Blood.

20 but i feel 50

where you at friend i'm in aro valley

i sell national and regional advertising and marketing.my base rate is 45K with 20% commission when i hit ubove my target. my boss wants to put me up to 50K when i can maintain myself.

42

29 this year

tgafag reportan
drinking dirty diesel and wondering what to do with my night
looking for some bud aswell

>looking for some bud aswell
Might be able to help.

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I live in town friend.

Who wants to see my dik

oh god me

go ahead.

sounds ridiculous out there. noisy where you are?

in the greerton area?

Whanganui posting in.

It was worse last year. Its not to bad when you put headphones in and hide.

Yes.

excellent, how many have you got atm?

sup cunts, anyone else manage to get 1 hour of study + 5 hours of wanking in today?

Where are the capital city traps at

>anyone else manage to get 1 hour of study + 5 hours of wanking in today?
you the man bro