Me and my girl are trying to get drunk

Me and my girl are trying to get drunk
Only have these pussy drinks. What fun drinking games are there for two people

Chug them as fast as possible and smash before you get a raging headache.

I'm a pussy and I don't want to get a tummy ache before fucking so.... That ain't happening

Shit that's a good question,I want some too. bump.

Ive always liked ride the bus, mostly drinking and less game though. Are you looking to get fucked up fast or whats the plan here.

show her tits

Getting fucked up fast would help as we're not trying to stay up late. Never heard of ride the bus. Gonna look it up. Any other suggestions?

>tummy ache
Kill your self faggot.

But I don't get much out of that

Gonna need a timestamp faggots

fuck the dealer, high or low

If you insist

Watch the new Amy schumer stand up on Netflix, ever time she says an unfunny joke take a drink

show her this thread enjoy your drink

Not trying to become an alcoholic tonight
Thanks though
Got us there.

What are u a fuckin pussy?

Show pussy, stop being pussy.

soak tampon in alcohol and put in rump

Yea I am what I eat

Take a drink for every time your girl faked an O, wimp

Show your haircut then pussy

That looks like a man's bum.

I don't want to contribute to your haircut fetish sorry
Strange. It moves like a females

I can't see it move. Hold it open so I can see female genitals then i will be convinced it is not a man's flat arse.

Why didn't you get decent drinks?

If you're trying to get drunk and can't get anything better your drinking came consists of: drink as much as you can as fast as you can.

You don't have any hard liquor faggot?

Every dubs, have your gf stand up and you pour an entire bottle down her crack with your tongue at her asshole to collect.

She does the same to you if trips.

>Only have these pussy drinks
DRINK THEM WITH YOUR ANUS!

Drinking game for 2 people? I got you FAM.

Do you have any regular playing cards?
>Simply play each other in a game of War.
>Looser drinks for the number of cards lost each hand.
>You'll end up chugging a shit ton at some point even if you're winning, it's great.
>Everybody wins.

>She does the same to you if trips

Men's buttocks confirmed.

The mystery of the arse.... Is there a dick?
I have some Pacifico and vodka but saving it until we out of the fruity shit

power hour or a centurion (one shot per minute until the booze runs out)

WOOOOORRRRDDD

Same rule applies, if you keep waiting so long between shitty drinks you're just wasting them

Meat and two veg tucked forward, classic Buffalo Bill move.

People die this way.
She already asleep now. At this point Its how fucked up can I get

Put a bottle between both of you. Flip it. If the bottle points at you, you drink or vice versa

>she's asleep now

Probably should have made you thread more interesting then. Now it looks like we get some pictures of her naked vag.

MOTHERFUCKER I WILL END YOU!

Was already in bed when the thread started. She got too big of a dab

K then, show us your dick then or something of hers

Wiener pics for sure

Put a finger in the booty

My dick ain't nothing worth showing. I love her pussy

Bit dark, panties off and spread eagle?

Spread eagle

What does her butthole smell like?

If dubs you hump her butt till you cum

"My dick ain't nothing worth showing>"

My man

roll

IF DUBS PUT SHARPIE IN HER POOPER

Laundry lint.
No hump til cum I guess
When does anyone ever want to see a Lil dick?

Slap ya dick across her face

Coz it makes us feel better know little dick guys can get pussy too.

LMAO reroll ya wee coont

Tru

If dubs tell us how many times she faked an orgasm

go back to tits

this

Are those ass wrinkles or does she just not bother shaving?

She said she's too scared to shave her arse.

take a shot if your girl wants my dick more than yours

But why? If you shave your cunt you can shave your arse hole, worse case get someone else to do it

If I ever become big on eating ass I'll make sure she shaves regularly. Never thought of asking my girl if she needed help shaving her ass hole

Does she do her pussy herself?

Really wanna see you hump those sexy butt cheeks till you leave a trail of cum on her back

Yeah she does
Most likely not happening

answer him OP

So why is she not willing to do her ass?

roll

nypa