Me and my girl are trying to get drunk
Only have these pussy drinks. What fun drinking games are there for two people
Me and my girl are trying to get drunk
Chug them as fast as possible and smash before you get a raging headache.
I'm a pussy and I don't want to get a tummy ache before fucking so.... That ain't happening
Shit that's a good question,I want some too. bump.
Ive always liked ride the bus, mostly drinking and less game though. Are you looking to get fucked up fast or whats the plan here.
show her tits
Getting fucked up fast would help as we're not trying to stay up late. Never heard of ride the bus. Gonna look it up. Any other suggestions?
>tummy ache
Kill your self faggot.
But I don't get much out of that
Gonna need a timestamp faggots
fuck the dealer, high or low
If you insist
Watch the new Amy schumer stand up on Netflix, ever time she says an unfunny joke take a drink
show her this thread enjoy your drink
Not trying to become an alcoholic tonight
Thanks though
Got us there.
What are u a fuckin pussy?
Show pussy, stop being pussy.
soak tampon in alcohol and put in rump
Yea I am what I eat
Take a drink for every time your girl faked an O, wimp
Show your haircut then pussy
That looks like a man's bum.
I don't want to contribute to your haircut fetish sorry
Strange. It moves like a females
I can't see it move. Hold it open so I can see female genitals then i will be convinced it is not a man's flat arse.
Why didn't you get decent drinks?
If you're trying to get drunk and can't get anything better your drinking came consists of: drink as much as you can as fast as you can.
You don't have any hard liquor faggot?
Every dubs, have your gf stand up and you pour an entire bottle down her crack with your tongue at her asshole to collect.
She does the same to you if trips.
>Only have these pussy drinks
DRINK THEM WITH YOUR ANUS!
Drinking game for 2 people? I got you FAM.
Do you have any regular playing cards?
>Simply play each other in a game of War.
>Looser drinks for the number of cards lost each hand.
>You'll end up chugging a shit ton at some point even if you're winning, it's great.
>Everybody wins.
>She does the same to you if trips
Men's buttocks confirmed.
The mystery of the arse.... Is there a dick?
I have some Pacifico and vodka but saving it until we out of the fruity shit
power hour or a centurion (one shot per minute until the booze runs out)
WOOOOORRRRDDD
Same rule applies, if you keep waiting so long between shitty drinks you're just wasting them
Meat and two veg tucked forward, classic Buffalo Bill move.
People die this way.
She already asleep now. At this point Its how fucked up can I get
Put a bottle between both of you. Flip it. If the bottle points at you, you drink or vice versa
>she's asleep now
Probably should have made you thread more interesting then. Now it looks like we get some pictures of her naked vag.
MOTHERFUCKER I WILL END YOU!
Was already in bed when the thread started. She got too big of a dab
K then, show us your dick then or something of hers
Wiener pics for sure
Put a finger in the booty
My dick ain't nothing worth showing. I love her pussy
Bit dark, panties off and spread eagle?
Spread eagle
What does her butthole smell like?
If dubs you hump her butt till you cum
"My dick ain't nothing worth showing>"
My man
roll
IF DUBS PUT SHARPIE IN HER POOPER
Laundry lint.
No hump til cum I guess
When does anyone ever want to see a Lil dick?
Slap ya dick across her face
Coz it makes us feel better know little dick guys can get pussy too.
LMAO reroll ya wee coont
Tru
If dubs tell us how many times she faked an orgasm
go back to tits
this
Are those ass wrinkles or does she just not bother shaving?
She said she's too scared to shave her arse.
take a shot if your girl wants my dick more than yours
But why? If you shave your cunt you can shave your arse hole, worse case get someone else to do it
If I ever become big on eating ass I'll make sure she shaves regularly. Never thought of asking my girl if she needed help shaving her ass hole
Does she do her pussy herself?
Really wanna see you hump those sexy butt cheeks till you leave a trail of cum on her back
Yeah she does
Most likely not happening
answer him OP
So why is she not willing to do her ass?
roll
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