Psychotic Sluts Thread / Would you stick your dick in crazy?!

Psychotic Sluts Thread / Would you stick your dick in crazy?!

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If she knows you or how to find you: dont. Otherwise go for it and disappear.

In other words: dont shit where you eat.

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I solely fuck with crazy bitches.

I love to feel like a woman is obsessive and jealous.

here's one bitch I mentally dominated and ultimately broke

got more of her but won't share nudes. I know other people on here who've known her before and don't wanna fuck her life up anymore without being directly involved

Wouldn't recommend it.
Had the biggest crush on this chick in college, utterly gorgeous Irish chick.
She went through a rough stage with schizophrenia, had to drop out of college, got out and had no friends.
I got in touch and offered her a place to stay, excited to find a way to see her nude or so on.
She ended up staying for three months, shit went from amazing, to bad, to terrifying, to life threatening.

nude?

>be me
>In Psych ward at hosptial cuz I'm an autistic faggot
>meet 6/10
>tried to off herself by swallowing a load of pills
>actually is pretty chill at first, likes good vidya, music, and fukin with the psych staff
>have lots of fun being total faggots in psych ward
>find out she is leaving state when she gets out
>needs a place to stay one night before flight
>offer my place (I get out before her)
>she is down
>mfw imma smash 2night
cont?

yeah man cont

cont

>got more of her but won't share nudes

Eat shit nigga

>she comes over, wearing the tightest fucking leather pants and sexy jacket
>invite her inside, have some ciders
>she's really into music and plays ukulele
>sings a bunch
>waiting to smash
>sit through more singing
>start watching netflix, you know what that means
>Netflix and chill
>watching Bojack Horseman
>she puts her head on my shoulder
>arm creeps around my waist
>legs goes over mine
>get erection
>she notices
>ohsitohshitohshit.jpeg
>"sorry, I didn't mean for that to happen."
>that's okay user. You know, I had a lot of fun with you at the hospital. I feel like there's a lot of sexual tension between us."
>wat, that is literally what she said

cont boii

Don't have any.

>say fuck it, kiss her
>we make out for 3 seconds
>I pull away, gotta tease the bitch
>"That remove any tension?" I sound like spaghetti
>"Yea user" she replys shyly
>keep watching Bojack
>after a few epsiodes (I still havea raging boner) her hand over my waist moves to my crotch
>shestarts rubbing my dick through my pants
>HolyShit.webm
>I don't react cuz am autist
>she pauses to put her hand on my cheek
>turns my face towards hers
>start making out hardcore
>I mean fucking slobbery shit
>she unzips my pants and starts jacking my dick over my boxers
>stuff my hands down her leaher pants and start rubbing her clit
>hardest fucking thing to do because her pants are so damn tight
>"Wait user" she proceeds to stand up and start taking off her pants

every bitch is crazy /thread

>takes off the rest of her clothes
>shit, her face a 6/10 but her body 8/10
>"Do you have a condom user?
>mfw gonna smash
>Go grab condom and put it on
>We start making out on the couch
>her tits were fucking great, not large, but definitely not small either
>nipples were small and perky
>and that ass boi
>goodshit.exe
>"Fuck me user!"
>holyshitthisisgreat
>slowly put my dick in the bitch
>she lets out this long lusty moan
>we fuck for 15 min before I nut
>I get up and notice the time "Hey, don't you have to leave for the airport soon?"
>"Not really user, I can stay and cuddle for a bit"
>"Nah, you really should get goingjust in case there's traffic or something
>her plane leaves in 4 hours
>she packs her shit while I sit and drink beer
>"can you drive me to the airport user?"
>"I'll get you an uber."
>walk her to the uber, we hug awkwardly say bye and all that shit.
Sorry the sex stuff was short. It's not the main part of the story.

>she packs her shit while I sit and drink beer

beta don't be pretend you are alpha, thanks.

Story boii

do you people really just sit around and write made up green texts

I'm beta as fuck, but eating/ drinking after sex is just something I do. Idk why, just get the munchies after busting a nut

Yes, we people spend our time making up green text stories for you faggots to bitch over

Long story, tell you the details when I'm off work tonight. Extensive psycho content. But also sex.

>walk inside pretty happy, got laid and feel good
>that's when it starts
>phone buzzes, It's the bitch
>She texts me the entire way to the airport (45min drive)
>"Oh user, I'm so glad I met you! We have such a special connection. It's like we were ment for eachother!"
>ohfuck.gif
>texts me the whole 4 hrs before her flight
>texts me on the 4 hour flight (I guess the plane had wifi so she could text that way or something)
>texts me while in cab on her way to her mom's (that's where she was moving to I guess
>Say I'm tired and go to sleep
>wake up to 17 missed calls and 40+ texts
>"user I love you." "user, do you love me?" "user, why won't you reply?" "Do you not want to talk to me?" "I need you user"
>Chill bitch I was asleep
This shit goes on for two fucking months. She constantly texting and calling. Every fucking day. All fucking day.
>calls while at work
>calls while I'm asleep
>calls during class
>Eventually I stop replying
>she calls the fucking cops
>One day, browsing /b cuz am faggot
>hear knock on my door
>open it
>police, oh shit
>Are you user?
>Yus
>we recieved a call that you had kiled yourself?
>Oh, I didn't.
>They ask me a bunch of questions abt mental health n shit
>"By the way officer, who gave you the tip?"
>"It was *so and so*" same fucking bitch who had I fucked
Turns out she called 911 a bunch of times screaming about me being dead and how terrible she is or something
>eventually call her
>"Oh user, I missed you so much, are you okay? I thought you killed yourself?"
>I tell her to never call me again or text or I would ask for a restraining order
>hang up
>texts me that she will kill herself if I don't respond
>I don't respond
>mutual friend later informs me she had 2 seizures and ended up in the hospital again
>idgaf
>turns out she has borderline-personality disorder
>check her fb occasionally, seems to be doing okay
>still hasn't killed herself though
Sorry, am fucking horrible at greentext.

If someone ever threatens to kill themselves over you, fuck off and never speak to them again. Not worth it lads

I did and she tried to circumcise me.

My ex was nutter then a car of mixed nuts and sadly i had no clue before we had sexual relations.. 8 months i finally get to fuck the living shit out of her and then i find out shes nuts! has bi polar, And a bunch of things and she informed me she poked holes in the condoms so we could be parents and have a child together... Well thankfully she did not get prego and i was like bye... so yes sadly i have :( just not this one...

Has had a threesome with her sister and regularly takes multiple guys home. Whole family are well known sluts tbh

oldfag here. I'm 35 and If I had to teach young dudes one single thing it was this: "never stick your dick in crazy."

worst mistake of my life.

Stick your dick in crazy, but never, ever be romantically involved, and always use condoms.

Fuck yeah, I love crazy chicks.

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I do that too, I usually go grab something at a 7/11

who is this angel?

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Dude I had a gf that killed herself (and had threatened/pranked about killing herself before). Now she was prego but i had the suspicion i was cucked, because of all the little signs i had during the whole enticement. Ofcourse i cred when she died but i kinda still resent her because she was older and more experienced than me. I never even knew she was psycho till it was too late.

Hey guys, think the hair might be linked to it somehow :^)

Agreed.

She'll return to me,
That I know I have seen it in my dreams.

The old gods they spoke to me,
Slay them all and we will set her free,
to light up my life,
and keep me from harm.

A coworker.

bruh

Wanna hear a story about crazy chicks? Here I go:

>be me
>live in a cheap flat, can see the other wing of the flat from my window
>casually glancing outside
>see girl looking back at me from behind her window
>smile and look away again
>over the next weeks I notice that girl is literally staring at me goddarn fucking often...
>see her a few times at uni, still staring, and meet her at the staircase
>a friend lives at the same floor as her and tells me she literally goes out of her room and into the staircase just trying to walk into me...
>mfw being stalked
>Decide to ask her name
>I am single, so some pussy is never a wrong choice, right?
>ask her out, we have diner at a fancy place
>go to her place afterwards
>aww yiss sexy times!
>I remember kissing and I think I had sex, but I have a weird feeling of amnesia
>realize I am now chained to her bed!
>also I have a raging boner, clearly drugged
>she looks at me and wants me to fuck her...
>hell no! I just want to be unchained
>she grabs a knife from her kitchen and threatens me
>you fuck me or I stab you!
>well... no choice...
>really bad sex happens
>she did let me go afterwards
>threatens to report me for rape if I talk about it
>like I care, I live in a decent country
>report her
>she isn't charged with rape or kidnapping but just with blackmailing and violence....
>also forced to move
>somewhat traumatized but otherwise fine now

Conclusion: Don't stick your dick in crazy, it ain't worth it...

share more nigga

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Isn't she amazing?

lmaAoO ur a faggot

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Why is she classified as crazy? (I might be in love)

>Why is a woman crazy?

I've just heard things.

Checked. I'm a sucker for chicks who like to dress up.

Same.

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My god... She reminds my ex. I loved my ex, but she left me in the dust.

>Be dating for about a year and a half
>get a text in class
>"we need to talk"
>She tells me that she's moving half-way across the country and the ticket is already paid for.
>Tells me she leaves the next day.
>Last time I saw her in person was her leaving my train platform as I head home.

I legitimately loved her and now after almost two years apart, she's engaged to a dirt-poor hick with a kid.

She was also schizo and would randomly flip out on me sometimes. Nothing physical, she would just get delusional.

The more I think about it the hick is more of a sad excuse for a person than I am, he done baught himself a wife.

more of this semen demon?

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And I'm sad now...

was it Lea who raped you ?

How normal is it to have a thing for crazy girls?
Because I find them really attractive for some reason.

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she looks exactly like a girl i have a crush on

name start with S? please kik me more at sxmethxngfxncy

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>be me 2 years ago, newly 18
>only really hang out with 3 friends 2 of whom are dating
>3rd guy is a total horndog and is important to this but not until later
>gf of the couple starts telling me about friend of her bf
>says we would get along incredibly well
>vidya playing pale girl with good music taste and a hatred of mind games
>for some reason bf is totally against me meeting his friend at first but then drops it
(He later said that he figured what happened was bound to from the start and I would have listened to that reasoning since my other exes have also been psycho and I wanna avoid that)
>weird but he never mentions a reason so I ignore it and we start texting
>meet her and she's great, just as cool in person
>I'm her first bf and it shows but it's kinda endearing
>can't even kiss right
>when we aren't trying to do something datelike whole group would hang out
>friend 3 is now only single person
>be sure to hang out with him and not take gf along sometimes since I didn't wanna ditch the guy, we go way back

The next part is where the shit hits the fan.

cont

Cont!

Cont ffs..

Fucking keep going you utter faggot.

You may proceed. Check my dubs

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You were the psycho all along by not finishing this story. That's just cruel.

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Come on faggot. It's been a half hour. Cont.

>we've been dating about a month and half now
>one night get a text from her
>she bought some lingerie
>I tell her how it looks great but that she probably wouldn't get the chance to wear it since I shared a room
>she says she'll find a time and place for it
>everyone is hanging out the next day
>brother and his gf are also hanging out
>3rd man is coming but late
>with that there are 6 people in a relatively small room that only has a bathroom in terms of privacy watching movies
>gf suddenly gets up to go to the bathroom
>don't even look back to the door until I hear my friend
>"Uhhhhhhhhh..."
>mfw my gf is walking out of the bathroom in the very same lingerie from the photo IN FRONT OF FIVE OTHER PEOPLE
>she sits back down, seemingly unaware the the silence in the room is towards her
>after about 2 minutes of silence she tackles me and just starts to make out with me
>I'm too weirded out to kiss back and try to push her off so I can try and get her to put her normal clothes back on
>mfw when she grabs my wrist and fucking pins me down
>she puts all of her weight on top of me holding one wrist and the other being stuck under me
>try telling her no but shes essentially trying to muffle me by forcefully kissing me
>can't move anything but my face
>she keeps kissing even though she's missing my face
>starts grabbing me
>Mfw I'm being molested in front of my only friends and my brother
>longest 5 minutes of my life
>can't even reel back to headbutt her or something
>she gets off me for whatever reason she had in her mind
>brother and his gf already left
>friends still there but reasonably weirded out
>gf gets back up to go to the bathroom
>tell friends that I had no idea why the fuck that had happened and that I had no idea what the fuck to do past the given of breaking it off then and there
>they fucking bail on me.

Hard to tell from lighting but this crazy bitch legs scarred from hell.

Track marks fro hell 2.

Then this bitch tya sleep with me. Nigga you prolly got 30 STD from all that coal you burning.

Dumb ass bitch

No bc if you leave you get car smashed up with a baseball bat and dick cut off in your sleep

hot.

Why didn't you go with it faggot. That's like the hottest thing a girl can do

I'm crazy as fuck. so yeah, have fucked crazy bitches. 10/10.

The Final Chapter: 3rd Man Cometh
>he finally shows
>ex is still in bathroom, not sure what she's doing in there and don't almost don't even want to know
>shove him out when he tries to get in the room and brief him in the hallway
>he reckons that despite the situation she lives too far to kick her to the curb outright
>tell him I understand but also don't want her in my fucking place anymore
>look at train schedule
>he gets her out of the bathroom since he started to hear crying and I go get myself something to drink
>"Hey put that down!"
>she found a boxcutter
>mfw
>with collaborative effort me and 3rd convince her to put it down
>negotiation ends up timing well with the train
>he walks her out and I ponder what the fuck happened over the past 2 hours

Will post secret ending involving 3rd man if you want

Go ahead but I'm assuming 3rd man ends up fucking her and/or she kills herself

do it, you fuckup.

cont man

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That's some fucked up shit.

her with blood all over her is pretty hot

Yes it is.

>as time passes the couple keeps sparse contact with my ex
>basically suicide watch
>hang out with 3rd sometime after like maybe a year
>his phone keeps going off
>you already know who
>where I saw crazy he saw willing
>starts showing me pics
>he can't understand why I'm weirded out
>I just tell him to know what he's getting into and call it a wrap
>he starts making plans to fuck
>tell half the couple about this
>they tell me that they knew and had even seen some of the exchanges
>mfw I learn that she was actually doing it out of pity for 3rd man
>mfw he was essentially treating my dating as an extended cuck session
>also learn that he has a micro penis

wait, what?

Blood is very sexy.

Tl;dr: my suicidal molester ex thought 3rd man was pity fuck material. Which also mind you would be her first time. And as a result I found out I essentially cucked him but he was into it.

ah, right, that's a lot more clear that way

what a waste... well, if he really has a micropenis she's probably still (at least technically) a virgin, ha!

>picking up chicks in the psych ward

Based user speaks the truth. I had a suicide attempt back in 2014 because I was a little faggot and consequently ended up checked into a psych ward for 3 months.

I met so many psychologically fragile chicks who ranged from 4/10 drug addicts, 6/10s who had issues because ol' unlce Stevey used to diddle them, 9/10 University students who felt the pressure on them was too much to take and everything in between.

I got so many numbers when I was in there just by acting like a slightly more confident version of the sensitive autist I already am, and got so much pussy from those chicks once I got out.

Sometimes it was a one night stand from a burnout meth head that would literally trade pussy for some money and a place to pass out, other times it was after a couple dates/hang out sessions with the college girls and other times it was the same day we met up outside the hospital because that's how fucking malleable these girls were.

I went from being a 20 year old kissless, handhold-less virgin to having my own veritable harem for a while. Eventually some of the girls found out about each other because we went to the same post-care places and that sucked ass to be honest, but in the end I still talk to 3 of them and have the rest on Facebook. I'm meeting up with a 8/10 with a fat ass named Phara next Friday who I fucked doggystyle before and I know she's gonna let me do it again. The entire experience has given me an entirely different outlook on life and raised my confidence a metric assload.

Tl;dr if you already have nothing to lose, check yourself into a psych ward a scam on the emotionally dependant women inside. You might get seriously laid.

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I have didnt work out to well, but damn was she tight as fuck

You're a fuckin' fuck, son.
I would have immediately told my friends we need to rain check this hangout session because clearly I'm about to get some vag and excused myself to the bathroom behind her.

I probably would have broken up with her eventually, but after a whole lot of fucking because, well I'm already in this deep; might as well get my rocks off.