Naked Attraction

Did anyone else just watch this on Channel 4?

Literally just hardcore porn on TV

The girl was fucking hot

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Channel 4 is NBC, bro.

Only attractive girls were the redhead and the one with the big tits in the first half

Others either had shitty bodies or disgusting tattoos

>covers 2 nipples
>forgets to cover the other one

Ah right, I always wondered what numbers the American channels were. What's 1, 2 and 3?

I only just caught the end with the blonde chick. She was a bit thin and yes her tits were pretty small but I would still fuck her in a heartbeat

The only attractive girl was the welsh one with the big tits

The other one is male, lad

Although I did just notice there's still a vagina visible. Oh well. I only covered those nips cos I don't wanna get banned, y'know.

I think the other one was a male. Either way he forgot to cover the two vaginas.

She did have a nice ass.

I have a hard time thinking of anything as a lower form of entertainment than this without being blatant pornography.

She had a very fucking nice ass. And stunning legs. I'm definitely a leg guy myself.

9/10 if a girl is in shape (i.e. not fat, but also not anorexic) then i'll find her fit as long as she's not a butterface. Even with small tits. Full tits are nicer yes, but I would still take a skinny girl any day of the week over a fat chick

>Ah right, I always wondered what numbers the American channels were. What's 1, 2 and 3?

There are no 1 or 2 on American TVs. And every single city has a different channel setup.

no channel 1
channel 2 is CBS
channel 3 is input for the VCR
channel 4 is NBC
channel 5 is the WB
channel 6 doesn't exist
channel 7 is ABC
channel 8 doesn't exist
channel 9 is discount CBS
channel 10 doesn't exist
channel 11 is Fox
channel 12 doesn't exist
channel 13 is the one with Seinfeld
then for like 20 or so channel it's just Spanish and Armenian television

don't listen to these idiots channel 2 is NBC

Pics?

Because there is none. Even other dating show have better quirks and production values than that shit.

Just check the channel 4 site if you're a britbong

>male

but those are tits!

that isnt a fat body!!

I'm not. Most of the people in this thread aren't either. We're just here bc it said naked on the title. Now post pics, faggot.

LA PRIDE WORKDWIDE

Give me a bit m8, gotta wait for adverts because Channel 4's site blocks adblockers

>praising degeneracy

What in the fuck is wrong with Britain?

>blocks adblockers
motherfuckers. wrong place for this but is there a stealth ABP or something of the sort. getting tired of deleting nodes all the fucking time.

Well first you shoud stop using ADP (which has built in silent whitelists, slow performance, and doesn't respect your freedom) then grab ublock origin and umatrix

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Best pic I could get of the two (site loads a fucking ad whenever you pause the video), Redhead doesn't look like much but she has a nice ass and I have a weakness for red hair and hair long enough to reach the small of the back)

He also forgot the black cock

These people really have no shame do they?

It's the Zoroastrians.

Once they were able to soften us up, they allow Game of Thrones to make incest more palatable.

>First half is a black guy taking his pic from white women

HMMMMM

they're showing penetration now?

*pick

Where do you think you are?

>i.imgur.com/CdNlC5I.png
noice. Red is good apart from the no tits.

What's wrong, old man? Got a problem with the new England?

Channel 2 is fox dumb ass

It depends on the region, where I live its 3, 5, 6, 10, 12, but other areas have different station numbers.

Ofcom editor here.

Hardcore means erect penis and penetration. Shows have always been able to show penis and vagina in a non sexual fashion past the watershed, just they usually choose not to. Its why babestation is allowed and Channel 5 used to show softcore porn late at night.

Also this show is dogshit

>change it to a white male

WOW THANK YOU SOCIETY SAVED

Whats wrong with twincest, homo

>Erect penis
the male winners of this episode and the first one both popped boners, or at least semis

>85% of women prefer guys with a foreskin

That's what the programme just said.

>ublock origin and umatrix
They look good. Should I throw away ABP and Noscript or am I gonna miss something?

They aren't American.

For real? Maybe they've loosened up in later years. Honestly I've never had to deal with a show where thats happened

No they don't. Millennials are cancer

Nope, just ogling at naked bodies

I see, thanks mate

But this quite clearly is a sexual fashion? Although I guess they're not engaging in sex if that's what that means

They probably do here in Blighty yes, because circumcision is incredibly rare here (literally only Jews do it)

Yeah I mean engaging. Like someone touching themselves sexually or someone else

I just took some screenshots of the girl I thought was fit, at the end

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One-legged guy in episode 1 had a boner as he walked off, winner of the second half of this episode was sporting a chubby constantly near the end

Too bad about the tattoos and racemixing

Wtf is your problem? Channel 4 is ABC, 5 NBC, FOX is 13 Animal Planet 36 and 128 is Court TV unless you have Satellite TV in which case bite my prick don't reply to me.

>zero tits
>ugly as fuck tattoos
>zero hips
>receding hairline
>ugly face

Her pussy is alright, but at least post her ass, it was god tier

Tattoos ruin it. Fucking shame.

Other 15% Jewish or Muslim clearly

Why do girls get tattoos at all? They just make the skin look dirty.

>he seriously believes that everywhere in the US shares the same tv channel numbers
Have you ever left your hometown in bumfuck Arkansas?

What is up with Channel 4 and all these naked shows lately? There's this, that Naked and Invisible one, that one where they stripped people naked and had them live with only one new item a day for a month (which I swear was just a ploy to get people to run down the road starkers), the documentary about skinny dippers.

It's bringing flashbacks of Cheggers' cock on Channel 5
*shudders*

Uncensored? What site?

>votes the fat guy off for being too "cute"

>that one where they stripped people naked and had them live with only one new item a day for a month
That one blonde girl who lived alone was cute as fuck though

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Will probably only work for britbongs

She at least voted the 2 black guys off before him though

>implying you wouldn't fuck a girl just because she's got tattoos
Mate

Then don't be fat, fatass

the bisexual chick was really cute

Cannae imagine what my life would have been like had this existed 15 years ago.

It's a pet peeve and a warning sign for a person I won't like very much at all.

Yeah, and she was the only one they showed frontally as well.
What's the point of having a show like that and only showing them from behind?

so how come they fetish porn but this is allowed

wait is the second episode out?

Any big cocks on this week?

>The girl with the massive tits didn't show them at all
>Neither did the cute redhead

kek

>Channel 7 not ABC
>Channel 4 not NBC
>Channel 11 not FOX
Kill yourself.

>Hardcore porn on TV
Unless sexual acts are occurring, it's softcore porn.

I was well disappointed.
Still a 7/10 wank though

See pic

Well sorry Mr porn aficionado

They're retarded.

>>implying you wouldn't fuck a girl just because she's got tattoos
Just because we have low standards in who we'd fuck doesn't mean the tattoos are flattering. And they're anything but.

You get a glimpse of the cowtits during the dash to the container when she bends over to grab something to cover herself with

Plus you can see the blonde's pussy in a window reflection, and through the gaps in the plastic milk palettes during the dash

DEGENERATE

interracial WFBM as well?

What are some essential naked kino? and dont suggest that censored shit like naked and afraid
speaking of naked and afraid though has there been an uncensored version yet?

I hope so. Gets my dick so hard

Thanks lads.
Any glimpses of the redhead's front?

british ideas of hot women are fucking wonky as shit. the show is literally trying to get ugly people laid.

I just tried watching this on 4od and they want me to fucking sign in
No wonder I haven't used it in about 5 years

How long do you reckon until the celebrity version, and who do you think will be on it?

Also here's the first chick that gets rejected, she's super fit and the guy rejected her because of her feet (what a dumbass)

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Not that I know of. She did have a great rear though.

chloe sevigny

Billy Piper definitely
John Barrowman also without fail if they do a gay episode
That couple that got everyone in a tizzy for fucking on celebrity big brother
A few other random d-listers i guess

CIA

This has nothing to do with being a "porn aficionado"
Calling it "hardcore" is wrong, thats' it.

>all those tattoos and piercings
>super fit
Her boobs and butt are ok though

>stripped people naked and had them live with only one new item a day for a month
whats this show called?

I reckon some washed-up politician. George Galloway or someone

Life Stripped Bare

>super fit is a british slang term for beautiful

wew

will he be sober or off his nut?

Life Stripped Bare
It wasn't as good after they got their clothes back, which is about half way through though, but it was the first things they got back

>Billie Piper
God, I hope not. Her tits are tragic. Hopefully Karen Gillan, her career has dropped dead since Doctor Who.

>the guy rejected her because of her feet (what a dumbass)
>(what a dumbass)
Where do you think you are that you're gonna shit on a footfag, friendo?

As a culture we're just pushing the limits of classlessness and degeneracy aren't we?