Hey Sup Forums, i'm trying to convince everybody at my community college that i'm basically the joker...

hey Sup Forums, i'm trying to convince everybody at my community college that i'm basically the joker. i kinda wanna be famous on campus so i'm doing my best to play the part and i thought i come to the joker experts and psychos in the depraved butthole of the internet (Sup Forums) for tips and tricks to really freak the fuck out of my classmates.

here's what i've been doing so far:
>i draw bloody knives and decapitated heads in my notebook all during with a big creepy grin on my face
>i carve fucked up creepy smiley faces into the desks with my pen
>i only wear purple and green (i only have purple athletic shorts and a blank green t-shirt for now but i'll be expanding my wardrobe)
>whenever i walk to my next class i tilt my head down and look up with my eyes while smiling and giggling psychotically
>i leave joker playing cards in random people's bags or at random places all over campus
>i scare random people with my psychotic laugh in the school library
>I wRite ALl mY nOTes in AlTerNATinG cApS LiKE thIS

what else can i do to stay in character and be as fucked up as possible?

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epic, simply epic

You think thats sick OP?

I've never once responded to a "your mom will die if you dont.." post.

EVER

I tore the tag off of my mattress and didn't immediately notify the authorities

Toastin in ebin bread

Kill yourself and do us all a favor.

It's time

youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs

Go bathe in bleach, you need to get your look down
Add some ammonia for better results

I got married and am voting for Hillary, I also let my wife sleep with African refugee's which I let sleep in my four year old daughters bedroom.

You're nothing but a little baby.

you don't know who the fuck you're messing with buddy....

Jajajajajaja la mommies le freako!

I purchase and eat Twinkies stuffed with shit.

pooalexa.com/shop/shippables/poop-filled-twinkie/

Get em here if you want to be cool like me, unless...You're a fake? HAHAHAHAHAhahAHHAhahaHaHahahhaHAhahHAHahHaHahahHaaAaAAAAAAAhhhhhhh

dude they're gonna freak

Go away Dupuis, this is pathetic.

Fuck this one hurts

>you gonna be an actor some day?
>no probably not

mom told me to not do any of those things
I still do them

Had to close it halfway through, hurts so much. It would hurt less if the other dudes weren't trying to be friendly.

that's fucked up!!

your psycho?

That's the best part, you'd think they'd obliterate his asshole but they're pretty chill. Kill 'em with kindness has never been more real.

>its a Sup Forumsedditors version of drive shit

How do we save Sup Forums? Can /lit/ and Sup Forums help us from this cancer?

Dude, you need to be locked up.

Obviously

>i'm trying to convince everybody at my community college that i'm basically the joker
>at my community college
>community college
of course

Le Reddit army is here m'Jokers

lie on the floor in places where it is not customary to lie on the floor

"Hey Mom I posted the funny mamay of women laughing again!"

Please tell me you don't go to pbsc.

You're doing good so far OP.

I'd reccomend also doing a funny walk like the joker

Also: when running, let your arms hang behind you. It's more aerodynamic that way.

EPIC
P
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MOM'S GONNA FREAK

thats the wort cancer thread ever...

And reddit is suposed to be the maymay xDD.

Shut this shithole mods.