you wake up in Brazil
What do?
You wake up in Brazil
Isaiah Moore
Sebastian Brooks
I go no Sup Forums.
Alexander Rivera
Take a selfie and walk away. It had eaten, it's not dangerous now.
Easton Thompson
Go back to sleep
Thomas Stewart
Move to south Brazil and hang out with my white first world neighbors in my gated community with no coloreds allowed.
Cameron Kelly
yea, and also probably shopped
Joshua Russell
Fazer isso tambem
Adam Williams
>walk outside
>get eaten by jaguar
Julian Watson
Probably. Heck, I could take it in my hands and it wouldn't bite me. Beat this, Bible Belt.
Austin Smith
Tear its mouth open with a stick and make wallets and meatballs to sell at a favela.
Luis Johnson
>you wake up in Brazil
>suddenly a large flying insect appears making loud noises
>you call your whole family, catch your weapons and take aim
Levi Nguyen
me on the left
Liam Ross
go have a conversation with my friends in the jungle
William Clark
I know why are you here... Here you go, and god bless Brazil for this
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Luke Bennett
>wake up in Brazil
>"Oh wait I'm in camboriu"
>Go and buy some caipiriñas
>Don't know brazilianish
>Pay in "pesos"
Yeah just another vacation
Nathan Perry
If these tribes have never made contact with civilization, then how in the hell did they manage to make STEEL tools?
Ayden Sullivan
the first link the dude is speaking in spanish lol
a single piranha bite my finger when i was a kid. i gues i am lucky
David Sanders
>wake up in Brazil
>Get deported back to Argentina
Dylan Wilson
Shit, I guess piranhas actually do eat everything but the bones after all...
Only saw them in cartoons, so never knew if it was accurate or not
shiet
Andrew Phillips
It's a meme. They have all made some kind of contact. A few of them however need t communicate via other tribes, no translation yet to their jungle language.
James Parker
what even is that thing?
Landon Hughes
those tools are generally left by the lumberjacks in the florest