>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your home
Call the cops
hand her a bowl of eggs
Ask her what the hell she's doing in my apartment
Make my day
how can i walk into my home if i never leave?
>make love to her
>kick her out
>wait for her new single
>???
>profit
let her know she can keep the semen
turn 360 degrees and walk away
She's some sort of singer, right?
Ask her to sing me a beautiful song. Or I'll rape her.
>fuck her
>secretly record it
>leak sextape online
>watch the internet freak out cuz she got Blacked
kek
>show her Sup Forums
>Oh I know this place
>You do
>Yeah I just made a thread where I asked people what they would do if I was in their apartment
>introduce myself
>show her around
>cook her dinner
>chug beers and a couple of neat measures of Glenmorangie 18y/o
>fuck like rabbits all night
>wake up late morning
>phone her a taxi
>hidden cameras downloaded
>fappening 3.0
you fucker you stole my idea
cook up a cheeseburger and dont let her leave till she eats it..... that bitch is skinny
ask her wheter she want sum fug
if yes fug
if no, smash head until unconscious, then fug
I wanna steal this idea but I'll need shoe polish to do it. What shade do you think will make the best?
Since I dont need shoe polish because I'm not a cum skin I don't know what to tell you.
All of the eggs
Ask her if she let the dogs out when she came in for a potty break
The fuck is this, Scooby Doo? Why are random celebrities showing up?
Cry tears of unbridled joy
politely ask her if wants to do some coke
she declines
takes out celeb tier 8 ball coyishly asks if a want to hit her stash
I knowingly smile
we fuck all night while she makes cute faces like in the gif
Lol he mad
Turn 360 degrees and feed that skinny bitch
Shove her head in the toilet while fucking her totally degrade that stupid BITCH.
>tfw major celebrity breaks into a random house
huge scandal ahead
I'd see if she wants to smoke a little weed, if not then I'd politely ask her to leave
he short lol
I'd take cum over shit :^)
So like a russett or umber? I promise it will be very classy.
Well I'm hungry so I suppose we makin dinner.
Call animal control, can't have sneks in my home
tell her to sing me a song