Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

Call the cops

hand her a bowl of eggs

Ask her what the hell she's doing in my apartment

Make my day

how can i walk into my home if i never leave?

>make love to her
>kick her out
>wait for her new single
>???
>profit

let her know she can keep the semen

turn 360 degrees and walk away

She's some sort of singer, right?
Ask her to sing me a beautiful song. Or I'll rape her.

>fuck her
>secretly record it
>leak sextape online
>watch the internet freak out cuz she got Blacked

kek

>show her Sup Forums
>Oh I know this place
>You do
>Yeah I just made a thread where I asked people what they would do if I was in their apartment

>introduce myself
>show her around
>cook her dinner
>chug beers and a couple of neat measures of Glenmorangie 18y/o
>fuck like rabbits all night
>wake up late morning
>phone her a taxi
>hidden cameras downloaded
>fappening 3.0

you fucker you stole my idea

cook up a cheeseburger and dont let her leave till she eats it..... that bitch is skinny

ask her wheter she want sum fug
if yes fug
if no, smash head until unconscious, then fug

I wanna steal this idea but I'll need shoe polish to do it. What shade do you think will make the best?

Since I dont need shoe polish because I'm not a cum skin I don't know what to tell you.

All of the eggs

Ask her if she let the dogs out when she came in for a potty break

The fuck is this, Scooby Doo? Why are random celebrities showing up?

Cry tears of unbridled joy

politely ask her if wants to do some coke
she declines
takes out celeb tier 8 ball coyishly asks if a want to hit her stash
I knowingly smile
we fuck all night while she makes cute faces like in the gif

Lol he mad

Turn 360 degrees and feed that skinny bitch

Shove her head in the toilet while fucking her totally degrade that stupid BITCH.

>tfw major celebrity breaks into a random house
huge scandal ahead

I'd see if she wants to smoke a little weed, if not then I'd politely ask her to leave

he short lol

I'd take cum over shit :^)
So like a russett or umber? I promise it will be very classy.

Well I'm hungry so I suppose we makin dinner.

Call animal control, can't have sneks in my home

tell her to sing me a song