Be outside waiting for your heroin dealer

>Be outside waiting for your heroin dealer
>This chick pulls up and asks you what you think of her ass
>What do

lmao who writes this shit.

What's going on with her mouth

Don't let Op fool you. It's actually a great show.

What show is this

You're the worst

She got her jaw wired shut.

>he doesnt know about the quintessential Millennial show of all time
"YOU'RE THE WORST" on FX.

I know, but what show is this?

Well excuuuuse me for not knowing the show title. You're pretty terrible yourself, Mr. High and Mighty. What is the fucking show called?

This reminds me of that time I wrote a 12k word story about a wife going dogging in a carpark for the first time (with her husband in the back seat) and made like sixty bucks selling it on amazon.

>dogging
What does this mean

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I didn't know you could make money selling erotic stories on amazon desu. Congrats user, you're a professional writer now.

i like when TV shows try to make clearly attractive things unattractive

>LOL big butts amirite?
>LOL sex with your mom amirite?
>LOL happy ending massage amirite?

Look up author Chuck Tingle on Amazon and prepare to shit bricks.

Good lord, you weren't lying.

w2c a thicc nymph like her?

WTF, do people actually buy his books? Do people actually read them? Are the real erotica or are they "LOL so randumb XD" in book form?

You can make loads. It's hard work though and I never made anywhere near enough, gave up ages ago.

fucking behind the bushes in a park

Looking through some of the previews, there appears to be significant effort put into these. They all don't seem to be too long, maybe 40 or so pages each, but there are quite a few of them.

>Gay T-Rex Law Firm
>Buttception
>Space Raptor Butt Invasion
>Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers

>Chuck Tingle

I like that as a porn author name, well done user

Holy fuck is that you? Gay T Rex Law Firm?


Do you still get any money coming in? If not you should post a link to a pdf of that.

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>They don't know about Chuck Tingle

He's literally the only contemporary author I have a collection of in my library.

One of those things is not like the other.

>After a horrific car accident, Travis finds himself stuck with a seemingly insurmountable stack of medical bills. Desperate for work and drowning in debt, he’s left with nowhere to turn until the wealthy investor, Barko, enters his life.

>Barko knows a good butthole investment when he sees one, and soon enough he is hard at work turning Travis’s anal passageway into a successful vineyard and real estate development known as Plobus Valley, an attractive name that translates to “place of sweet riches” in the language of the natives who inhabit Travis’s body.

>Through common sense reinvestment, Barko and Travis develop this butthole into a thriving business, but as the two of them approach eight years of partnership, a dark secret threatens to tear them apart and pound their butts.

>This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient business strategy action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and butthole investment love.

Anyone want me to post this full Tingler?

I'd read it desu.

Here we go.

I'm gonna jerk off while reading this. Hope that doesn't weird you out or anything.

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I'm cool with it. Get a nut where you can pham, life is short.

>"Welcome to Jurassic Law."
I've already cum.

Chuck is an outlier, by the way. The vast majority of people selling erotica on amazon can't/don't make money doing comedy.

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>that little neighbor kid working bar at the party

what the god damn fuck

I prefer Chuck's Bing searches to his stories sometimes.

>BING SEARCH: Staring at my son's calves while drooling and shaking until my dead wife yells at me but it's really my neighbor Ted Cobbler with penises for arms HETEROSEXUAL VERSION

WTF, I actually started getting hard while I read this.

>The guy behind the Chuck Tingle stories finds out he was nominated for a Hugo award by those butthurt neckbeards that are mad their gay Star Trek fanfiction never gets nominated so they vote in things like Tingle's stuff to make the Hugos look like a joke
>He finds out the head guy of the people who voted his story in is a big time GamerGate supporter
>Tells Zoe Quinn he's going to have her accept the award for him if he wins

The man literally trolls for a living. He's a national treasure.

>Salmmed in the butt by the bricks that i shit.

There doesn't seem to be quality control on what can be sold as an ebook

You want to be buttfucked by dinosaurs dude it's natural.

>Next season has a story line about Jimmy becoming the next Chuck Tingle
>There's an episode where Gretchen walks in on Jimmy getting buttfucked by a velociraptor
>Jimmy tries to convince her it was just research for his book

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