BANE?

BANE?

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Could you be more lazy? Shame on you.

HA HA. LOOK EVERYONE IT'S THAT MEME AGAIN!
HE'S A BIG GUY.... WAIT FOR IT..... FOR YOU
HAHA FUNNY, RIGHT?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

No matter how simple, these posts always bring a smile to my face. Keep'em going, user, don't mind the hotheads along the way.

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BLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOW

OHHHHHH NNNNOOOOOOOO

Get these hotheads on board, I'll call it in.

That is some funny shit right there.

HOTHEADS LEAVE!!

Reminder to all hotheads

you hotheads are really doing God's work by bumping these threads. Godspeed, you undercover big guys.

>tfw not as good as CIA's Old Flight Plan, New Planes

reminder the only reason this continues is because baneposters pretend people are anything but bored by this

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Classic Bane.

youtube.com/watch?v=VSR1bbcxLpk

Jesus Christ, that's CIA!

FUCKING KEK MY SIDES HOLY SHIT

Sup Forums here

Someone photoshop bane and CIA here

The fire rises.

is it getting hot in here?

I'm a cool guy

I'm SpookIA

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

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