ITT: We all live in the same house

ITT: We all live in the same house

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Rule Number 1. No niggers

who the fuck used the last of the toilet paper and didn't swap the roll?

Rule Number 2. No alcohol or drugs

whats for dinner and when will it be ready?

Rule Number 3. No women or masturbation in the house

Who pays most on rent makes the rules you nigger

Rule number 2: no whites

gtfo of the bathroom maurice i need to poop, fapping can wait

we all know there wont be women but I just broke the no masturbation rule after seeing your socks all around the house

But I'm bout to bust a biggie

I SAID NOT TO COME IN MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING FIRST

>Is dindu
>Kicks in door
>Kills everyone inside with guns I stole from dead dindus
>Cops show up
>We wuz kangz n shit nigga
>Gets shot for being dindu garbage race
>House empty cus I'm a negra

WHO THE FUCK PRINTED OUT THIS PICTURE

Hurry up or im calling mom

it was maurice dad, he is into that furry stuff

Any of y'all want some of this blunt?

Anyone want a bite of my sandwich?

Black user here, can I at least stay in the back yard if I promise not to cause trouble?

Took care of the nigra. You might want to stay out of the basement for a while. Ignore the chainsaw.

No gtfo nig, look what the last nig did in this thred

>me every arvo irl
how many times do I have to fucking say it, clean up your fucking shit you fucking grubs or fuck off

He's dead. I mean taken care of. Stay out of the basement.
Hope yall like dark meat for dinner.

the closet is mine faggots

kek shut your butt

I WANT MY FUCKING TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At this point, I don't understand why you insist on living in the closet. Even the mailman knows.

WHICH ONE OF YOU PIECES OF SHIT CAN'T TURN THE FUCKING LIGHTS OFF WHEN THEY LEAVE A ROOM? DO YOU HAVE INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE I SURE AS SHIT DON'T.

>closet
>faggots

The lights are automatic you fucking idiot.

Yes please.

Hey, I'm heading to the store--anyone need anything?

good

I dibs the mailbox

hey guys, someone's taken a shit in the dryer

Too late am woman

No, no drugs in the house.

I could use some plastic sheets or tarps. And a shitload of paper towels.

NO GIRLS FUCKING ALLOWED

TITS OR GTFO

hey guys is it okay if i bring some of the lads around, it's cards night

She's not a girl, she's a WO-MAN

Got got tendies all night, my dude. Fryin' em up hot and servin' em fresh. I got dipping sauces like the day is long, come and get em.

get me some sour patch kids, a ciggy and a sharp spoon please.

Who farted?

too late I always walk around the house in only a bathrobe fuccboi

please get me some Meth on the way home, im starving

who the fuck jizzed on my book.

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good rule

which one of you FUCKS has been shitting in the shower and mashing it through the drain?

The nigger is ready! There's battered nigger steaks, stir-fried nigger, BBQ'd nigger and nigger stew.
COME AND GET IT BOYS!

RULE 5: KILL ALL NIGGERS

Supper is ready!

that was me dude. Why? Did something happen?

>Have ever been so NEET that you upgrade from pissbottles to shitballoons?

rule 6: all rules are fake. Anarchy reigns.

No Drugs
No Alcohol
No Smoking
No women
Lights out by 9 oclock
Keep the toilet seat down
Do your own laundry

I think he's getting ready to cook meth.

dude, this shits fucking backing up. I think we need to call a plumber; FUCK. I'm late for work nigger

no

>Implying I would ever share lodging with any of you eternal NEET fuckups.

>No women
>Keep the toilet seat down

Hey who ordered this siq ass pizza

Rule 7: anything goes (but no pubes in the shower drain)

Sorry for the wafflestomps wear flip flops in the shower guys

We will build a house of tendies, and the fucking NORMIES will pay for it!!!!

I'm back from the store you guys--but I think someone's watching the house.

It's shit jugs amateur

I did, mah mate

NOBODY CALL A PLUMBER!!
I'll take care of it.
And stay out of the basement. Hope everybody's hungry for some Asian. Caught the gook trying to move in.

WHO LEFT PUBES IN THE DRAIN!..?

Who's the fucking cocksucker downloading shit while I'm trying to play fucking Counterstrike? I knew I never should have given you fuckers my WiFi...

what did he look like? was he a nigger or a human?

We're not some kind of mutant hillbilly so deep in inbreeding that they've taken to eating niggers. At least I'm not.

Nobody is watching the house, fuck off you paranoid fuck

Sorry man, have no money on me. Guess I'll be taking both that pizza and your life. Heh... nothin' personal, kid

Ok that'll b $14.50 what soda would u like with that??

Sup Forums here.
Please stay out of the server room.

Hey, pizza guy is here!!

*gives $20*

Have a nice day pizza man!!

*sits down on table*

*opens up pizza box*

*there's pineapple on pizza*

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i dont want fucking soda, give me your hot sticky cum

Pizza guy: *takes out pocket knife and stabs you.*

FINE.
I'll go sell it on the east side, just tell the niggers it's coon meat.

S-something b-behind the curtain!

I'm 5% native american so I'm good right? Right?

>mmm watcha say

oh shit give it some weed

Who smeared this shit on my wall?

IS THIS NIGGER BLOOD????
It better be.

No Ching-Chongs either.

Kek leave that man alone, he's delivering pizza pies in his '50's

I'll take care of it.
You guys are going to LOVE dinner!

I'm like 1/8th so I say yes.

Fucking fuck fuckity fuck! I fucking knew it--someone is fucking watching the house! I'm not a paranoid fuck--the reddit community is probably on to us!

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Rule 3: No furfags

Maurice, you're evicted. You must move out by 6pm GMT on March 31.

youtube.com/watch?v=cNqjRpSMGCg

Hope you like shitty youtube videos

I'm thinking Arby's.

underrated post

That would be Charlie

STOP SHITTING ON MY BED