Batman gets his name from a fear of bats
Using that logic, what's your superhero name?
Batman gets his name from a fear of bats
Chase Hill
Jackson Phillips
Jobguy
Justin Morales
aids man
William Sullivan
Super SJW non-binary trans
Brandon Fisher
Gayman
Jonathan Campbell
commitment man
Brayden Taylor
Man
Xavier Butler
Being alive man
Jaxon Green
no, I am commitment man
Carson Lee
Nogf man
Ian Gray
Horse Anxiety man
Jose Wright
social-interaction man
Tyler Bailey
Being completely paralyzed after a tragic accident and losing my life but not literally man
William Anderson
that's fine, i wasn't sure about it anyway
Justin Martin
Changeman
Hudson Thomas
Feeling like I don't belong man
Nathan Martin
Fatherhood man
Elijah Stewart
Manman
Aaron Thompson
Nigress man
Christopher Evans
Heightsman.
Ian Butler
blackman
Brody Ward
Dying alone and unloved with no family man
Easton Mitchell
huMAN
Justin Stewart
Midget Man
Jaxson Sanders
dont midgets grant wishes?
Blake Stewart
Homelessnessman
Anthony Johnson
Time loop man
Henry Gomez
Niggers in power man
Kayden Martinez
Trapman
Asher Anderson
That's only the Irish ones, all other midgets just try to bite your nuts off
John Russell
Deathman
Sebastian Davis
My enemies call me The Swarm
Jaxon Ross
Unkown
Aiden Flores
pee pee poo poo man
Dominic Nelson
Insanity Man
Lucas Mitchell
never getting my shit together man
getting called out on how shitty of a person I am man
stepping too far out of my comfort zone man
working hard and getting nowhere man
never being able to compare to my peers man
getting a criminal record man
becoming a self fulfilling prophecy man
Jonathan Gomez
Heightman
Angel Evans
Niggerman
Adrian Jenkins
Getting-old-and-dying-alone-after-a-meaningless-life-man
Mason Barnes
decisionsman
Ryan Bennett
Captain Failure
Hey, it works on multiple levels.
Jack Cooper
surprised no one said this already... Spiderman
Luke Parker
Spring-jawed-Alien-man
Caleb Green
Spiderman
Asher Campbell
...
Thomas Diaz
>it works on multiple levels
unlike you
Hunter Reed
Fapman
Easton Smith
girldude
Connor Evans
Hightower
Or
Premature ejaculation boy
Aaron Garcia
Communistman
John Johnson
>mfw i think all the possible megaman stages and bosses from this thread
Ryan Ross
... Damn. That was surprisingly witty.
Were you a writer for Frasier?
Lucas Gomez
The forgottten man
Angel Collins
Who? Is he related to premature ejaculation boy?
Logan Sanchez
No… my one weaknessss…
Ian Lee
Irony Man
Brody Flores
Filename made me kek
Sebastian Brown
Fatherhoodman
Matthew Carter
Momman or Mumman
Bentley Rodriguez
Highkek
Asher Murphy
Ingrown pubic hair woman
Liam Turner
Holy shit guys I'm Spiderman
Robert Wright
The Dark one
super edgy
Blake Powell
Prison rapist
Daniel Allen
the unhinged toenail
i don't let people touch my feet because i think their gonna rip off my toenails, at some i tell my mom cause im a mommas boy and all that. so she starts telling me about when i was really little i had an infected toenail that needed to be extracted, weird how shit connects sometimes
Samuel Ramirez
Girl man
Xavier Williams
What if you're afraid of a dad-gay identity crisis?
Joseph Garcia
Fagman
Adrian Davis
Aidsman!
That wouldn't help me out much in the dating market though.
Jackson Wood
Niggerman
Justin Green
Sea man.
Lucas Green
Semenman
Tyler Perry
SNAKEMAN!
Xavier King
Chineseman
Colton Foster
Transman
Joshua Barnes
Iran man
Justin Rivera
antman for sure.... could barely even handle the movie of the legit antman...
Charles Collins
...what kind of powers would you have?
Julian Wood
PROLAPSED MAN
Julian Carter
Ratman and his sidekike Abraham-man
Elijah Reed
Mosquitohawk man
Kevin Ward
Vietman
Grayson Price
Vagina dentata man
Brandon Myers
Disappointment man!
Carter Wright
Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important. Particle man.
Kevin Young
having a 8/10 gf but then starting to wonder if I'm actually gay because she looks exactly like a female version of her father
Owen Reed
Crazy bitches man
Justin Myers
of course she looks like a female version of her father you moron
Colton Nguyen
fuckin genetics man
Luke Lewis
Midget Man.
Oliver King
Deathman
Luke Long
refugee man
Liam Rivera
trumpman
Luis James
stop it
Isaac Thompson
womanman
Jaxson Green
kek
but posted 50 years too late
Landon Price
Ha
Noah Wilson
Soberman
Leo Morris
My girlfriend man
In my defense, I'm a twink and she's unstable
Nathan Robinson
>comedy=tragedy+time
your comment no make sense