You will never be Brazilian

>you will never be Brazilian
>you will never drink caipirinha and make out with young slutty underage girls with no societal consequence
>you will never live in a land where you can kiss 20 girls at a party and that's completely normal
>you will never listen to funk as fat assed sluts jiggle on your cock
>you will never live a care free degenerate life of drugs and sex and not giving a fuck
>you will never fuck girls on the street you met 30 seconds ago
>you will never go to a baile de favela
>you will never have sweet Portuguese whispered into your ear as you pound bunda for hours

I will never forgive my parents for immigrating to this country. More and more everyday I wish I was Brazilian.

do they all have ass tumors?

*BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

That dumb bitch ruined the pic by looking over the wrong shoulder.

How the fuck did you even notice that

>make out with young slutty underage girls

STOP

B R A Z I L
R

>>underage
they look strong too
and they looks like over 30s

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Where the fuck do I find THICC semen demons like in that pic?

None of this is worth it when you realize latin america has the worst culture in the world

Brazil

>you will never have high taxes on literally everything
>you will never not be able to have a serious relashionship without being cucked
>you will never not be able to have sex without getting an STD
>you will never have people blasting out funk music at 2 am
>you will never have homeless niggers everywhere begging for money
>you will never have drug dealer factions trying to kill themselves everyday
>you will never not be able to get in a competent university or get a competent job without being high class
I feel you, bro

>You will never get shot in the streets by roving gangs of Mix Raced Bandits for being a Slightly different Mixed Race

i wanna fuck white or latin girls.
push your big hip bunda on my face! I beg u.

Pics similar to this?
pl0x.

Esses coisas pra mim não são importante. Eu vou trabalhar por 50 anos e morrer, o mesmo que você vai. Pelos menos você tem uma vida com bunda e festas, sem cuidado para nada. Sinceramente, troque comigo

Why is this nigger pretending to be a native?

I don't know, it's just dress-up.

>Eu vou trabalhar por 50 anos e morrer, o mesmo que você vai.
Ao menos, você irá viver em um país de primeiro mundo. Já eu, terei que ficar entre imundos e macacos barulhentos. Trocaria de nacionalidade com você se pudesse, aí ambos poderíamos ficar em paz.

>>you will never be Brazilian
and it feels fucking great


the beaches and the bundas are nice but it's not worth it.
dealing with the STDs, the socialist economy, the corruption or the tranny murder gangs is just too much

She'd ruined it anyway by being such a lanklet

Nandos?

>Nando's headquarters is in my city
>there are no Nando's restaurants in Portugal


cheeky Nando's strikes again

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lol same I'm a fucking degenerate at heart but this country makes me a goody two shoes the minute i stepped off the plane i unleashed my true degenerate nature

Brazil has the best milfs
>>you will never not be able to have sex without getting an STD
Us has higher std rate man
>>>you will never have homeless niggers everywhere begging for money
we do
>>>you will never not be able to get in a competent university or get a competent job without being high class
did you forget the op was American??
GOD DAMN IT

Tfw half brazilian and grew up there

I want to relocate to Vitória. Will I be acepted in the elite class for being white?

Probably yes, I just do not know why Vitória? There are so many places other than the coast.

I also will never be a fucking nigger :DDDDDDDDD

I want to hit those asses with baseball bat

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

>you will never have to wake up at night hearing gunshots
>you will never be afraid to go home because random gunfire
>you will never worry that your mom or girlfriend is being kidnapped or raped
>you will never have to look both ways before entering your own house
>you will never have to see random corpses when going to work

truly you don't know what you're missing out.

every girl in this pic is the rightful, sovereign property of the kingdom of portugal

>tranny murder gangs
what?
tranny gangs who murder people or gangs that murder trannies? I'm confused..

wish all the participants in miss bum bum would sit on my face all day long 2bh

>the socialist economy

we have that shit too though. its not as terrible, but still

are you white brazilian-american?

Post more s. american ASS

I wish this gets popular among Arab girls too.

*Deep grumbling and moaning while the most evil and disgusting spirits fester in the catacombs of their bowels, far down to the core of their souls where the most repulsive and pungent demons dwell, a portal opens very briefly and they escape into the outside world to punish and terrorize the nostrils of men*

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFPFF* Teehee, oopsie.

>portugal
>white

What did he mean by this?

>Miss bum bum

hello where is the bunda

>dumb virgin monkey fell for the STD meme while in reality Brazil has a pretty average rate
>dumb monkey is too retarded for university even with FREE education and racial/retardation quotas.

I think people overrate Brazil too much, am I the only one who thinks that is a favela shithole full of monkeys and degeneracy?

The problem is that the people who overrate it also think it's a giant favela shithole but it's ""happy"", all they and you know about is Rio and nothing else.

It's a meme by the ministry of tourism, you simply can't generalize Brazil with anything and where I live for example has absolutely nothing to do with the usual tourism memes.

That's why I feel nothing about these hueboo threads, degeneracy and favelas simply aren't part of my life and gringos should stop thinking nigger culture is a good thing.

>make out with young slutty underage girls
>you can kiss 20 girls at a party and that's completely normal
>fat assed sluts jiggle on your cock
>fuck girls on the street you met 30 seconds ago
>Portuguese whispered into your ear as you pound bunda for hours

this only happens if you're chad thundercock

gringos are the most repulsive creatures on earth

>It's a meme by the ministry of tourism, you simply can't generalize Brazil with anything and where I live for example has absolutely nothing to do with the usual tourism memes.
that's part of the reason it's awesome it's just a browner USA basically
calling a white first worlder a gringo hurts their feelings

but you'd e doingall that with ugly triracial, mostly nigger-looking monkeys

I'd much rather be born in colombia, uruguay or paraguay where you have nearly the same easygoing life and underage sex but all with cute mestizas and castizas

Can some one post the link for the whole set?

Not worst than Swedish culture

>tfw USA is only 56% white
>tfw you will never live in a 89% white country like Brazil

Why even live, bros?

Brazil is barley 40% white and half those are dark skinned Iberian and Italians

those dudes would never pass as white in brazil lmao

False. Brazil is 100% white.

I'm the opposite of you. I want to actually make something of myself and not be a horny hedonist chasing after his cummies. How do we switch?

Both (not ironically)

Truly Brazil is a land of contrasts

You guys should have killed Ryan Lochte when you had the chance tbqhwyf

People don't know Brazil, they know Rio de Janeiro.

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i have more of that woman

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i will post more if someone ask for more i am not a retard

I don't know that feel bro.

I don't know what you heard from Mexico but gringo here is simply a slang for foreigner no positive or negative implications whatsoever

THICC. I want to live in Brazil now

i know that but white people will still cry when they hear someone say it I'm not white nor sensitive so it's a neutral term to me but i'm in an expat group and tried to explain this but everyone got buthurt and cried about how it's racism

I'm white and I don't get offended at gringo. You were probably talking to a bunch of Sup Forumsyps

What a bunch of faggots. That's like going to Japan and being offended by the word Gaijin, that's what you fucking are

We call anything a gringo here, even the blackest haitian immigrant or the paraguayan amerindian.

I am and i didn't mean to make it sound so general,
pretty much all of the Expats in Brazil are conservative reactionaries and they all hate the term gringo
Even when you explain it's not negitive at all in Brazil they will continue to cry

>>you will never live in a land where you can kiss 20 girls at a party and that's completely normal
isn't that normal pretty much all over the world?

nice ghetto bitches you faggot

pic: real gaucha from the far south

Yeah the Cuban expat community here in America is kinda like that too, there are many in Miami who are extremely conservative and/or reactionary

ugly woman

yeah i hate those guys part of my family is Cuban actually but they're black and live in Cuba
agree

I bet you dont hear shootings daily, fearing for your integrity and life. And I don't even live in a favela.

Bundas doesn't worth your life.

>favelado in denial
Post a pic of your shack.

if you hear shooting daily you are from favela.
>favelado in denial

my city has the same homicide rate as rio and i do hear gunshots often
would be worth it to me america is boring and i'm already accustomed to a violent city upbringing
GIVE ME RESIDENCY

>tfw you had to be born in a cold shithole with no sun and have to witness the decline of your nation through the mass immigration of muslims and africans

>tfw you could have been born in a tropical small city leading a hard but honest life, making love to a big ass each night and hearing sweet portuguese each new morning and see your nation prosper

one shot at life and you i get option one. really makes me think.

yeah i agree with you. to me the term "gringo" is just like using "nigger" for black people or "indio" for the aborigines, "cracker" for white people or "chink" for asians. nothing wrong at all with it. it's only negative if the one who says it means it!

me neither

it doesn't mean anything, it means foreigner

yeah and nigger just means black people so as i said no problem at all!

No it's not, gringo is just a casual way of saying foreigner, I think it has a racial undertone in spanish-speaking countries but not here.

it literally means foreigner, there's no pejorative conotation

"gringo" is a socialist term invented to distance the "latino" from the foreigner, which serves as a basis for a shared social identity and a tool in fighting against the white man, or America in general.

See Even other latinos are gringos here, now stop trying to clump us together with other countries in SA.

It just means foreigner.

Only in Spanish speaking countries. Everyone from Ghana to South Korea is a "gringo" here.

the sad result of socialist education

Stupid gringo.

kys fucking retard

Brazil seems like a giant house party that never stops.

Remainder it's only racism if white folks are doing it.

This is what I always remember when I think of brazil.

Makes me laugh every time.

Lol dumbass Kraut gringo