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*purrs seductively at you* edition

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egg

Cute boys

eggstremely early thread

don't get fat

janny is gonna be awfully scrambled over this

why does that girl have a pair of eggs between her legs

I have to start it early to prevent the cocksucking leaf from starting one

just had some greek yogurt

Can anime girls lay eggs?

Cracking eggs on that lad

Stop going on Sup Forums

ONE
FUCKING
STOREY

Fuck lad I got egg white all in my basket now

Eggcellent post

interview at half 9 lads
*excrements*

i lived in a two storey house once, i didn't care for it

Mad that the old cunts took 99% white London and in the lifetime of one person turned it into a multicultural paradise

tell me gramps what was it like fighting the japs?

nice digits

i would write a very tongue-in-cheek story about ptsd here but i'm not feeling particularly creative or motivated today

honestly wish i could

this place is a powerful drug

r8 my look

just had my name legally changed to Sir David Attenborough lads

you shall address me as such from here on

pathetic, should have at least action posted about getting angry saying you shouldnt ask gramps about new guinea

accommodating/10

if your second toe isn't longer than your big toe you're not a real person

wouldn't

dirty dog
puritan values at work

Jewish/10

10/10 to smash with a hammer

How will """"""big""""" toes ever recover

EXCELLENT post

>being welsh

Got too comfortable and accidentally did the virgin walk into work this morning
Boss called me to his office and gave a warning

Ffs lads

Look at this train

Wagie

not gonna look at your gay trains fag

Booked a holiday lads. Don't even have a job 2bh
Egg

cymru is a beautiful place

they're not even a food
they belong in no group
just farts clothed in substance
a chickens period on a plate

>Looks like dye
>Eyebrows overly plucked
>Nose ring
>Hair not suiting for face
Do away with that and all you have to worry about is the jew nose

Yes

"The numbers... they haunt me.
They follow me everywhere. To school, to work, to bed. I can't concentrate. They hang over me like a darkness and I can't get rid of them. They tell me to stop counting, like it's a switch I can flick. 'They're just numbers' they say, but they're so much more. With this illness, my numbers are my worth. I wish they would leave me alone. I wish I could see myself as more than a number, but right now I can't".
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You know what? Life without numbers is possible. I know it's said all the time; "Your weight is not your worth", and some days that's hard to believe. But it's true. A number is a number and one day they will float off into the sky and with all the light in your life, you'll no longer see them

Is Sakurako /brit/'s new mascot?

>already wasted a quarter of my life

could snag this for cheap
watcha reckon lids?

runt mobile

virgin scooter

morris dancing is gay as fuck

>its another 'canadian tries to usurp australia' episode
dont you just hate reruns

Looks quite egg-like lad. There are worse things you could ride.

I pop a xanny in the mall like a tictac

#LoveNotHate

NEED an Isabel gf

waifu

Over 200 innocent refugees died in Boat lads

How cheap?

that copper that got shivved jolly well ain't carrying on old bean

check your privilege

Any of you lads ever had a motorbike

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Aye. I ride a honda grom lad

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they're asking for £550 with no MOT
might have a gander

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Hoo, my little britty one, my britty one
When you gonna give me some rule, Sharia?
Hoo, you make my motor run, my motor run
Knife it comin' off of the bridge, Sharia

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a violent mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my Sharia

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my knife, Sharia
Keepin' it Jihadi, it gets to me
Runnin' down the length of parliament lawn, Sharia

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a violent mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my Sharia
M-m-m-my Sharia (Yeah!)

When you gonna give to me, g-give to me
Is it just a matter of time, Sharia?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharia?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a violent mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my Sharia
M-m-m-my Sharia
M-m-m-my Sharia
M-m-m-my Sharia

Hoooooo-ohhh, my Sharia
Hoooooo-ohhh, my Sharia
Hoooooo-ohhh, my Sharia

Fuck me for that Bender mobile I though cheap would be £50

*gives my privilege a wobble*

christ canadians are terrible

have a gsx-r 600 myself

@72690389
>leaf humour
>typing out all that shit
>barely rhymes
wasted your time lad. cringing.

Anyone else regret voting for trump now? He's spiralling out of control.....

>motorbikes

8 that I can remember
possibly more

I ride a Ducati monster

Real Trumpism has never been tried.

>Why yes I do frequently use my motorcycle to transport me to various destinations

Motorbikes are the worst bit of bikes and worst bit of cars combined lmao

Sounds like you put all your eggs in one basket lad

>pc gaming is better than console gami-

it's hard to regret voting for him when hillary was the only alternative

say it frenchie, say chowDAH

just don't get why americans hate healthcare so much

he needs to can the ryan healthcare bill and get back to focusing on immigration and trade and jobs

he's acting like an establishment republican right now and that angers me

*enters the thread*

>muh nostalgia lists
Fuck off

you can play every single game in that list on pc

> typing out all of that shit
Copy 'n' pasted from a lyrics website, dumbass. I had my Sharona stuck in my head, and the London attacks happened yesterday. The "you make my motor run" and "my Sharia" was too good.

it's just not the same experience even if you do use a controller instead of a mouse and keyboard

and you can also strap on a pair of fake tits on a man and saw his cock off and call him a woman

In objective terms all of these games are fucking shit

>too good
it really isn't lad

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If I ever have a daughter, I'm putting her on hormone therapy and getting her vagina sculpted into a cock.

I need a successor.

it's funny, where i'm from we call someone who's getting a bit stroppy 'eggy'

it doesn't seem very popular a term though so i doubt you lads use it

it's a meme

you can get free healthcare here if you apply and qualify for it

t. someone with free healthcare

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You're right, it's even better with more customization options.

t. povvo scum

I'm in a Discord with this person
Just a fun fact

Never allocate all of your extracorporeal ovaries into a singular container. XD

I just did the new /brit/ meme. We did it Sup Forums!

anyone wanna play splatoon