I feel like I can fuck my Mom, should I do it?

I feel like I can fuck my Mom, should I do it?

Why not, everyone else already fucked her.

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Go for it

Do it.

Do it fucking live.

good one

Story time op. Explain why you think you can and also why you want to

I just need tips Sup Forumsros, will there be repercussions etc?

I mean your guys' relationship will be awkward. But if you're both consenting maybe things might be different.

Honestly, if you think you have a shot, just go for it. Feel her up or tell her you need to talk to her about some feelings of intimacy you have about her.

DO IT FAGGOT

Maybe.
Post pics first tho

Stay tuned, i'm on the phone, will tell you the story Sup Forumsros

I would like to hear a story on her fucking everyone else and why you think you can fuck?

I'll be here user. I tried to get with my mom once, she flipped out on me, haven't tried since.

mine seems like she wants to fuck Sup Forumsro

How do you know?

My mom has narcolepsy so I fuck her while she sleeps

how can you tell? which signs? and how far into the spectrum are you?

Explain, OP

Post pics plz

K that's called rape. KYS

Also, no you don't. You're a fag: again kys

Niggerino

if can... maybe a little booze?
>I'm not sure if you have a similar upbringing like me? but at age 5, my parents divorced and my mom went into the military (Army)... she was there till I was 14... now I live with here because my dad has his own, new family now (but I was cool with it). I'm not sure if this long separation is part of genetic attraction, but I'm 19 now and live with her... she's single... we've very subtly flirt (I've mentioned "Mom, your gorgeous! when are you gonna date again?"... and fast kisses in the mouth. I'm in a similar situation like you, where I think I can have sex with here (note: not a virgin and I have had 3 ex girlfriends)... on top of the... she is stunning and /fit/.
I don't know dude.. shits weird and complicated!!!!!!!

Niggeroni

Ooooo good one. You really hurt my feelings.

leans over me while i'm showing her something on the phone and starts rubbing her tits on my shoulder lmao.
Tries to get in the same bed as me but I kind of don't allow it because I haven't taken the decision to fuck her yet.
Stares at me quite a lot, especially when i'm changing, always calls me good-looking and shit like that (I know Moms tend to compliment their children but this feels like it's coming from another place).

I just don't understand do you not know that you are on Sup Forums did you stumble in the naughty side of the internet from ifunny

pihb

i'm an ass to my Mom, I don't even compliment her, she's average but I think that's what makes her want to suck me off more kek

If you guys are that close: Make her dinner, add wine, talk about bullshit, bring up sexual shit, mix her a stronger drink, bring up incest, feel her reaction out, if you get a green light, hit it, if not, there always next tims

drink with her, pace yourself. don't flirt at all until you're both a few drinks in

she asks you if you are checking out her ass
>mfw
>wtf

She's definitely signaling. She wants it, but she knows it's wrong, she's probably waiting for you to make the first move. She wants to be guilt free.

If you fuck her it could possibly mean casual sex without anyone suspecting a thing for the rest of your lifs.

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Just let her in the bed as see what she does. Let make all the move and dont start anything, just in case you are totally misreading the situation.

are you some kind of nigger ? No then don't fuck your mom

Just tell her you're a virgin, and all the mean kids at school keep bullying you because of it. Any self respecting mother would fuck their son on the spot if they told her that.

That's some sound advice too. If she does start rubbing up on you, take things further. Run back. Just be subtle

Incest is hot.

preferable to follow the being an ass route

she already knows i'm not

make whatever move you can possibly make or conceive in your little head and take that chance.
than you can tell us about it and or show us pictures.

I would do that, it's just that i'm not sure I want to fuck her yet, I mean the thought of it turns me on and I do get a boner when she pulls off stunts like these but i'm not sure, i'm not sure it's healthy for our long-term relationship. However I think that by fucking your Mom it could better your overall standing with other girls in the sense that you just broke an incest barrier, what else is it that you could do with a girl or that a girl could do with you that'd make you spill your spaghetti, nothing I suppose. So maybe I can convince myself that it's for the betterment of my future lays with other chicks kekkk

I fucked my mum last christmas after getting so high and drunk. We don't talk about it now and keep it quiet.

she let's me sip wine, and I'm hardly home... the long 9 year absence with maybe a total of 30+ visits in between, makes my attraction to her not gross at all! I don't have a fear of rejection, but a fear of utter change for the worse... but imma try the booze thing (I rarely drink with her)... and our "flirting" has taken a lil passion boost in the last 3 months...
>imma go for it soon, I think when she's tipsy, imma say something like "I remember you breastfeeding me, [laugh it off] I actually miss it, can I try again?"...
I'm a little nervous though.. but with our attitudes recently, I believe it's possible.
I'm so attracted to my mom more than my previous girlfriends or girls I know now!!!

mine is going to be consensual and sober soo

Same scenario man, I was away from my Mom for quite a loong time. Maybe that's what makes us want to fuck them

Pic? You don't have to show face

the thing is your mom is probably a much better fuck than a girl your age. its not gonna be some shitty high school prom handjob in dads car. if you go through with it just follow her lead. if it turns out to be an unhealthy arrangement she'll be the first to know.

I feel ya fam. Sometimes the fantasy is better than the real thing. I've always liked the idea of me and my gf tag teaming another guy, when it actually happened it was hot as fuck, but the after thought kinda bothers me.

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Dont use that line. Please. Its going to scare her away because she'll think of you as her son again and freak out

This x1000

that's one of the only reasons that's actually encouraging me to do it, she seems like such a good fuck lmao. I'm just completely uncomfortable with doing it for some reason.
it's not as much of a fantasy for me to be honest, I don't think about it much, it's just the fact that it's been presented to me that has started to have me think about it

Interesting. Never met anyone who might be interested in it without first having a forethought about it.

yea don't use that shit man. From my experience with male/female interactions, never pre-plan anything you're going to say because if you do, sometimes you'll end up forcefully saying it and it'll be completely out of context, it'll creep the girl out and kill the entire mood. Just literally go with the flow man. go with the flow, if your Mom or any other girl for that matter wants to fuck you they will make it happen, all you have to do is show them that you're willing as well, pushing it gets you nowhere. so go with the flow, let her know you're completely down with it and if she signals you further or takes initiative, you're in.

I don't know, my Mom and I have a very weird relationship

fuck off cancer

Dude, pretend your going on a hot date, come back in a few hours, looking sad. She asks, what's wrong fag? You say you met her but she said you were not good looking enough, (make up a small story if you want) then ask her if it's true, she says typical no your not ECT, then you say, well she said it when we were skinny dipping/fooling around.

Take it from there. I ain't helping no mo.

yes, and post video. HD video, that is.

To conclude, I think I might let her in my bed next time and see what she might do, in fact i'm confident enough to place a $1000 bet that she's going to rub her ass on my crotch, call me a fag if she doesn't and i'll pay you $1000 as well.

Dont do this. Its almost as if Sup Forums is full of nignog virgins

Worked for me faggot. Well my aunt anyways.

I'll show it because it a physical picture and it's not uploaded on the net.. her 4 years ago as a teacher

If she does, fuck her. Fuck her good and deep. Then post pics. I don't even want the $1000

Holy hell, I'd fuck the shit outta her...

Oh my. She's exquisite.

I'll take it user. I got bills up the ass, family keeps dying around me.

more pics!

Tumblr pls go

OP you have potential here. Start texting her rn

if your Mom wants to fuck you, she will. You just got to assure her that you're fine with her going for it or she's got to assure you that she's fine with you going for it.
Moral of the story; the top ways to attract your mother is as follows;
- walk out the shower naked, huge chance she will stare at you uncontrollably
- walk around with your boxers in the house a lot, make sure she sees you, try having a semi-boner on at most times.
- I don't know if the "have your mom catch you fapping" works, but I think with my Mom there's a 90% chance it would work.

I don't know what other scenarios I could think of, but this should do for now. don't try to mentally convince or trick your mother into doing it. females are visual, they'll deny you any conversational compliance that has to do with fucking you. Catch her off guard and let her hormones and instincts guide her, you want to shut her brain out of the scenario as much as possible, the less brain there is, the better it's going to be for you.

you catch my drift now?
so I'm a try with the "I miss you breastfeeding" scheme... probably by this Wednesday!!!!!

I don't know about the pics, I got a lot of friends and family who actually know and use this piece of shit of a website

Well. Best of luck to you then fam. Hope it all works out for you

No. No you shouldn't. I have done things so close... But... It fucked me up.

I'm not op... I'm this dude↓↓↓

don't try the "I miss you breastfeeding" scheme. don't make me repeat myself again man, that'll indefinitely kill the mood. You want to make no relation with her about being her son when sex is about to go down otherwise you're fucking up your chances.

She's a teacher. She may just gor for that.

NO. Read some of the other things Anons have said here... Don't use any gay ass lines...

don't go for the breastfeeding line, that is just stupid! then she will remember you as a child and thats a turn off for normal people.

Unless she's just as sick minded as he is. She may just be into the whole incest thing.

yeah she knows how to fuck. better hop on that train quick OP

if I can get you some pictures that won't reveal her identity, i'll share them. remember this number, it'll be in the next thread if I do fuck her:
F76CCV87255

They're considering incest and she's obviously attracted to him. They're NOT normal people.

we're not going to put bets on the "unless". We want to play this safe, if she's as sick minded as he is then she'll fall for something more normal but if she's not as sick minded as he is then she won't fall for that breast-feeding fucking gay ass pick up line

10-4 good buddy

just imagine your cock is your head as a baby getting sucked in and out of your moms vagina and then nut in her.

Definitely creampie...

If she's sick minded and contemplating incest, then looking at him as her son is EXACTLY what he wants. Consider what the fuck we're talking about people!

Wait till about 2 weeks after her "Cycle" that's when chicks are the most horny!

shit dudes... now I'm getting nervous and aroused (thinking about the incoming situation)... I think if she drunk it'll work...
can u guys please give me a couple of good liners!!!! plz!!! but this is gonna happen... when we kiss (fast mouth) we hug each other tight (almost romantic), so I now there is a chance!!!

please don't be one of these people who thinks incest is not normal, it is, we've just been socially pressured into thinking it's not. the only thing that is wrong with it, which is also not 100% confirmed is that it can cause giving birth to unhealthy children if your mother does get knocked up after you fuck her, otherwise safe sex sounds good. In fact I think that if every mother fucked her kid, same goes with the father for his daughter. We might actually end up finding that as teens grow up they will be much more confident in their sexuality and will not view sex as a big thing, it'll result in more confident teens and adults when they do grow-up. I think it'll also render males to achieve more pussy because they removed "sex" off of the pedestal by fucking their mothers continuously. I'm speaking for those who view it as a mind-blowing thing.

Honestly bro. You don't need words. Let your body do the talking. Next time you hug extendedly, slowly grab her ass. See where it goes from there, embrace her as a lover and not a mom.

sorry op.. didn't mean to jack thread...
I'm the guy who's mom is the teacher (pic)...
IM NOT OP!!!! SORRY OP!!!

Yea man but she doesn't want the image of him being a month old sucking on her tit in her head while fucking him, she wants to fuck him now because he's grown up and proves to be sexually ready. Incest and pedophilia can actually be two different things.

You're endorsing pedofillia. I'm talking about two consenting adults who happen to be related. Get your head checked bro.