/V4/ + /friendski/

hanky-panky edition

previously on /V4/:

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=sEMOhX3NlrA
potravinydomov.itesco.sk/groceries/en-GB/shop/drinks/beer/multipacks
novinky.cz/zahranicni/evropa/433134-v-nizkych-tatrach-zemrel-cesky-lyzar-zkolaboval-v-bufetu.html
joj.sk/sedem/archiv/2017-03-23-sedem
cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnin_(román)
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first Czech (OP doesn't count)

Nazdar

are you from Prague?

Tfw it took us nearly a week to get a new thread, when did /v4/ get this slow?

first hun

Magyar cigány

since SLOWaks haha :D get it :D:DDD

Yeah born and raised

since slowaks
*ba dum tsss*

thanks

Obligatory reminder that we ruled you all

fuck long refresh
at least it helped to add to intended awkwardness

weird then

What is Nitra, who is Svatopluk?

not this fucking shit again

exactly! who knows, right?

Maybe we should rebrand /v4/ as /morava/

i made morava a client state then abandoned them
they kept declaring war on hungary and bohemia so eventually their retarded ass was annexed when i was busy in another war

looking at the retarded state of things V4 is currently in right now we very well could

Every Prague person hates the center, its well-known thing

czechia needs to annex slovakia, poland and hungary

>we were relevant for few decades thousand and five hundred years ago

I don't. Actually love it. Tourist don't bother me as I'm used to them. They're just a part of it and I see how beneficial they are. Plus if in need I can easily navigate around them. I even lived right next to Narodni for 6 years and it was great. In what district do you live?

t. born and lived in Prague (1, 2, 6, 7) whole life

Not him but Letna whole life

I don't

crowds might be annoying, but it's really easy to avoid them if you know the city a bit

Lived there. Letna was one of the sweetest. Apart from great local culture and life there were lot of interesting foreigners and it had great vibe overall. And do you hate city center and tourists? You should be pretty much used to them and see through that.

This. And I don't see much difference between crowd of tourists and crowd of Czechs. Sometimes I'd even prefer the former. Case in point are heat waves.

based Olga lives on Letná, do you know her?

Moravian, not Zlovak

>can't enter a single one (1) thread without the retarded "I am a Greek" turkroach autist shitting it up

>"No European in any part of the world can post safely in the threads"

ahoj

Hello, yes, why is it ded?

Hi friends

Hullo friend

>coworker asked uncle who works in farm to bring some kmíny to her work for her and colleagues because we like komínový čaj
>he brings a whole fucking sack on his shoulder
based

>pass through eastern austria
>dozens and dozens of hungarian cars

aren't there any jobs in orbans wonderland?

>komínový čaj
surely you meant kmínový, right?
if not, pls gib recipe for chimney tea

kek
sorry, autocorrect, yes I was posting from phone because photo was there
quite ez kmíný = kmynai, komín = kaminas

>aren't there any jobs in orbans wonderland?
there are, most of those people you see dont have a degree and they go there to do some shitty manual labor job

>kminek

...

>tfw no qt Slavic boyfriend with a dark and troubled past

Life is suffering.

i-i am p-part slavic

same but replace Slavic with Lithuanian XD

hello~

tfw no belarusian gf (female)

>tfw no slovak gf

sigh, you're Baltic user, not Slavic. Kinda like Estonia lite, minus the Finnic autism and the burning desire to be Nordic.

You do share the same butthurt though. I'm guessing it's what keeps the Baltic states united? A perpetual state of clenched butts, lest Russians find your orifices and have their way with them, haha.

There's one way to decide whether you're really Slavic. Do you ever find yourself squatting, wearing tracksuits, or drinking Kalinka?
>I sometimes do

half of my family is Russian you damn hun

no, we are not butthurt except for like 2-3 things, one of them not being able to speak the language and that's about it

>mfw my aunt is calling her husband's mother right now to ask if she wants some kmíný and struggling to find Russian word for it because the mother doesn't speak Lithuanian
>this shit is happening just as I happen to write this
top kek

>There's one way to decide whether you're really Slavic. Do you ever find yourself squatting, wearing tracksuits, or drinking Kalinka?

i'm a filthy turkic chink and i already fucked czech women. Co jste o tom myslite, honzicky?

>half of my family is Russian you damn hun
Uh oh, looks like you didn't clench your bottoms hard enough ;D

nah just kidding, I don't mind Russians, they seem like fun people. Batshit insane, but fun. They remind me of Hungary back in the 90's. Those were...different times.
youtube.com/watch?v=sEMOhX3NlrA

Ja, ja, aber natürlich. Du bist germanisch :^)

>Ja, ja, aber natürlich. Du bist germanisch :^)

do you sometimes browse fb pictures of qts you know and dream, how would a life with her as gf be?

It's the same as always, it's just usually the thread 404s overnight and the "wake up dummies" poster makes a new one in the morning.

/v4/ threads aren't slow
/v4/ threads are durable

call Kandinsky

he's dead

don't stop posting this

i wont
i went to london btw (i asked you about it a while ago), it was pretty nice for a few days desu, although the amount of people everywhere was a bit much
next stop is praha

The city is nice, the alcohol prices are not.

you mean prague?
thats ok, we will probably drink a lot tho
but the train is very cheap, and finding some shitty cheap airbnb shouldnt be that hard either

Prague is far nicer, probably the nicest major city in Europe. I agree there are too many fucking people here, no city should have more people than some countries, it makes you feel like part of an ant colony.

Sorry, I didn't make it clear. Booze in London's expensive, booze in Prague is pretty cheap

same for drugs and whores
I bet you can fuck girl from each v4 there

Booze is disgustingly expensive everywhere in the UK. Minimum of six euros for a bottle of wine and three euros for a pint of the cheapest beer at any pub, sometimes more. A pack of cigarettes is also like 12 euros, if that's your thing.

The last time I was in Prague it felt like heaven, endless mugs of excellent beer with dinner for just pocket change.

Pretty much my experience, though the last night I emptied my wallet and for the most expensive 4 pack 6 pounds can buy.
Ended up getting "London pride", it actually tasted good and was pretty stronk

>tfw you really like getting drunk and smoking weed with people
>tfw you have no one to do it with

London Pride is great but is definitely expensive. I usually just buy Polish beer because the only other affordable ones are pisswater like Stella, American "Budweiser" and Heineken.

How much in euros on average for a 4 pack in Slovakia?

potravinydomov.itesco.sk/groceries/en-GB/shop/drinks/beer/multipacks

...

>>tfw you have no one

>there are people who waste money on alco/cigs/drugs

lmao beer in pub here costs above 2 € and bottle of wine is about 5 €

Over here it's cheaper to get beer that kofola

The Tatras strike again
novinky.cz/zahranicni/evropa/433134-v-nizkych-tatrach-zemrel-cesky-lyzar-zkolaboval-v-bufetu.html

>t. poorfag

>there are people who do not waste money on alco/cigs/drugs

...

a hobo poorfag then?

>bufet
Pepik's eternal foe

>Varg

>noone wanted to sit with me in a coupe, again
>ask my parents if i am ugly
>"no user, you just look like a hobo"
>mfw
how was your day user?

>"no user, you just look like a hobo"
topkek
I like their sincerity though

>I like their sincerity though
yeah, at least i know i am not ugly, just unkempt
>my mum: "i wouldn't want to sit next to you either"

exactly
wash, shave, get some haircut and clothes and you're good to go user

>"no user, you just look like a hobo"

>my mum: "i wouldn't want to sit next to you either"

I actually laughed

>how was your day user?
not good, not bad, but at least this fucking week is over

any plans for the evening?

pics

kömény?

>guy on talkshow called Vavra Slovakian

hohohho cant wait for the salt

fuck, now i realise why i was so often approached by hobos and weirdos
shit makes so much sense now

>wash
check
>shave
check
>clothes
check
>get some haircut
reee i don't want a haircut, i want to let it grow out a bit more and then i can put it into a ponytail(not that faggy knot), i will be getting a haircut in june tho, i am going to my cousin's wedding

>any plans for the evening?
they started broadcasting SEDEM again so i want to watch that, Milan Lasica is great
you?

>SEDEM
where?

joj.sk/sedem/archiv/2017-03-23-sedem

>i want to let it grow out a bit more and then i can put it into a ponytail
very few guys can actually look decent with long hair, user
maybe you are not one of them
>t. been there done that

>you?
watching Stop a douchebag on youtube atm while downloading Saturnin

>Saturnin
what is that?

>maybe you are not one of them
>implying
pic related, right now my hair is about the same length now, i am the one in the back, pls no bully

here, but it's quite old now

>what is that?
cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnin_(román)

>i am the one in the back
>pls no bully
user, I....

>deleted
?

give us a review when you are done

>user, I....
what?

>give us a review when you are done
I've seen it before, would recommend/10

>what?
some guys can pull that off
you are not one of them, user
if it makes you feel any better, neither am I