Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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(Saya)
You don't have to buy it now, just keep it in mind and if you find yourself with some spare cash and still want it, you can get one.

(Sono)
When it makes that sputtering sound, you're supposed to take it off the hotplate, I guess turning off the burner would do the trick too.

Claiming best girl

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You guys are crazy. But yeah...It tends to be better than what I had. I know she definitely is perfect...I mean look at her

Implying I won't completely forget about it in two weeks. I have a good memory, but it's kinda short.

An angeru or something..

still here


and


I think id tell them if its that bad.

Not just an angeru, the cutest angeru. Also watching animu.

Time to go, bye everyone!

Thank you for making the thread.
Eh I'll take it off, I don't want it to continue cooking...
>claims to have claimed best girl
>doesn't claim speedwagon
She is pretty cute...
Sorry for missing the new thread link..
No don't, just slam on the brake like I do.
She's suicidal, Tomoko...

Looks more happuru than angeru

Crazy? I'm not crazy.
How did you find out she was cheating on you? Did she tell?

No doubt... this is my life

I'm going to bed....For at least 3 hours. You are all nice. good morning

I wouldnt. Maybe we could take about it. Night sono.

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Yea she told me after I got back. It's just bad when she's a shy, short blonde hair girl that wears my over sized hoodies....

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me on the right %)

Me on the left then.

Sono will keep talking about it, you'll be reminded.

Probably smart, letting it dry cook can't be good.

Sleep well, you're not too bad yourself.

She might've brought home crabs later on if she hadn't told.

since i actually have time today imma listen to that big blood later. it better be good or i'll lose all respect for you!

QOTT: Your waifu is trying to murder you. What do?
Are you fucked?

Cry.

Oh cmon tomato. She cant even lift 20 lbs probably.

Very.

Pick her up and ask why.

Kek.

kill her and wait until she returns to you from a different timeline

She can but thats not the point.

It's good.

Embrace sweet death.

I feel fine knowing you have respect for me to begin with.
Though, I'm at least a bit confident you'll like them.

Literally or figuratively?
Is she going to fuck you?
i dont know who that is, but it looks like she has a big stick
who is your waifu?
Stockholme syndrome that bitch
I dont even know what all you're waifu's are capable of!

I would exchange a few smartass comments with spike then die.

I dont know how or want.

Taiga, from Toradora!
She's small, that stick is medium sized at best.
It'd be painful, but it shouldn't be anywhere near fatal.

(You)

I didn't claim one, this was more a joke

And no I don't want her as waifu

You're such a wuss, tomako
If she hit you enough it's fatal
Sure you do. The sex would be gr8

If she decides to kill, she probably isn't going to fuck me. Might eat though..

I'd hopefully be able to grab her, or the stick before it comes to that, don't think it'd be too hard.

>Sure you do. The sex would be gr8

I could only think about the ending of FarCry 3

What did you think I was?

What does she even do?
I have a feeling you underestimate the force of a stick. Looks like she's trained with it, too.
Only if you piss her off. Otherwise, I assume if you kept her happy, she would be your loyal cock-servant
A strong, independent woman

Playing this gem again. Such glorious fights... though most of them aren't even fights. A lot of them just ignore you.

But I have a dick.

What do you mean what does she even do?

Praise the Glorious Leader, His Eternal Greatness, Kim Jong Un.

>same thread every hour

good double

Tired. Night.

She'll jump on you and make you dead and eat your corpse after.

>Only if you piss her off. Otherwise, I assume if you kept her happy, she would be your loyal cock-servant

You can't assume things with her. She behaves completely irrational. Probably its good enough for her to keep you as a mummy. Or if you knock her up, the baby is enough of you for her.

I like her as a character, but never as waifu.


So before its too late I claim my true waifu, Holo.

Hiya

Claimed~

Did you sleep?

Hi Louise, Junko

Comrade taiga! Hoe are ya?

nah, I was at work.
Hiya! How are you?

>Hoe

All this time? Are you tired now?

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I accept it and let her kill me

Hi comrade Alice

yes and I just realized it's bed time
goodnight everyone

That isn't me, but hello

Is this the day time elitist club?

Ow, I didn't know there were 2 claimers. How are you?

Aw.. Okay goodnight Louise

Lmao elitism
Lying in bed, you?

me too

Lying in bed as well, about to get up and go for a walk

Dude elitism lmao

3 pm for me

>outside
Boi

If she wanted to kill me I would already be dead.

Who's the elitest here?

Alice

SONO!

Myself.

Nice meme, I'm not that bad

"Me." - me

No elitists? But I wanted to erp...

Y-yes?

Nothing just missed you is all

Comrade Sono!

Yes comrade Alice, the weather is great~

I'm elite, but Alice doesn't like me.

M-me? I'm pretty boring...

Good morning Enoshima~

Outside is bad

I think youre interesting and nice.

I dont think you're elite. You cry a little bit.

Good afternoon Sono~

But I like being outside when the sun is shining and it's warm?

liessss

And who might you be?

Your aren't an elitist in the sense he means
Those aren't real things right now

Book collection

I haven't cried since I was 12...

Lol are you enjoying Enoshima?

What does he mean?

This is TOTALLY me xDxDxD

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>Grimm

Nice~

It's just a dumb meme from the community here

Im not lying. You just dont want to listen to me.

I don't know... I ask myself that a lot.
Should I shoop you some more?

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It's +16c outside, it's great.

Of course, she's great~