Did you ever knew a Jew irl? What was your impression of him?

Did you ever knew a Jew irl? What was your impression of him?

desu all jews I knew personally were good people.

I knew some, they were total jerks. Glad, I don't need to speak with them anymore.
I am okay with jews in common, though.

Yes. They're generally nice people, but overly sensitive. I chalk it up to the whole "chosen people" thing—it probably becomes second nature for them to play the antisemitism card when it's frequently portrayed in their culture as a positive way of achieving justice.

>that androgyn nazi
hot

I knew a few.

One was quite dumb and horribly racist, but would get really butthurt at jew jokes

Another was psychopathic and tried to put a cigarette out on me. he became a crazy zionist in the IDF

his sister was a little runt, but i remember gloating when news that lots of palestinians came through.

those are the only jews i've had close contact with. ones i've had less contact with seemed like nice decent people however.

i saw a guy with a jew hat once

Pretty good. Bar-mitzvahs are entertaining, and my sister's Godmother is Jewish too.

Nce funny people. I'm really like them.

>his sister was a little runt,
Did you breed with her though?

My aunt is Jewish, she seems like a normal person like the rest of my aunts

How can your aunt be Jewish, and you not?

Has she converted, and was it that she's your paternal aunt?

>One was quite dumb and horribly racist
What did he say? He didn't call Arabs the masterrace and welcomed them as his overlords?

Yes I know a jew, its my mum

My dad was israeli and my mom was palestinian. They met on Sup Forums. Their families did not approve of this and would honor kill them. They snuck away togather to Pakistan. My dad sells shwarmas and my mom makes kebabs. We make enough money so that there's a roof over our head, food on our table and chan on our computer

>invited to a party
>its at some girls I don't know place
>need to help bring booze up into the apartment
>go into her kitchen
>there's a star of david fridge magnet
>look around
>a menorah on top of a dresser
>look inside the fridge
>there's humus
>a bead of cold sweat runs down my back sending chills up my spine
>she's clearly one of them
>she shows up and thanks me for the help
>waiting for me to say something
>my palms are sweaty
>can't contain myself, I must get away before she eats my soul
>clench a handful of coins in my pocket
>throw the coins at her, to distract her
>run away screaming "you'll never get my soul, whore of judea"

Nah, jk, she was cool.

underrated

I'm not sure. I was walking past the church one day and there was a guy who got out of a parked car on the church grounds wearing a black suit who had a long jew beard and was carrying a black book. I'm not sure whether he was a jew or not though, he just looked like one. Jews are very rare here apart from Dublin

there was one guy at uni who looked really, really russian jewish

he asked a lot of questions that's about it

My bestfriend was jewish in highschool and we promised to make whitey pay for their crimes and bring a glorious future for the east asian and jewish race.

I've never seen a jew irl.
Where should I go to meet one?

I dont know any, but there is synagogue near my university and some dumb fuck crashed its window, kinda felt sad when I saw older guy picking up parts of glass

Only knew one Jewish guy in high school. He got his best friend killed in a car accident, was pretty sad.

Knew a half-japanese half-jew as a kid. Really cool guy and a lot of fun.

Yes, he was my bestfriend.
He started ignoring me and stopped replying to my messages so I guess he's an asshole like all jews.

>be muslim in first year of highschool
>be assigned to work with a Jewess
>she's the same kind of awkward introvert as me, except a bit more intelligent
>we both love science and nerdy shit
>we ace everything we have to do together
teachers stopped putting us in the same team so that we could "help" other people. We've had lengthy discussions about our lives and aspirations, but it never went further than than due to us being extremely shy and autistic.

>next year, a new guy is transfered to our school
>literally the only other metalhead with long hair
>become inseparable
fucking hell, I miss that crazy fuck

>first day at work, I see a patient with extremely Jewish first and family names
>banter mode engaged
>he's in some serious pain, so I drop the teasing and help to the best of my ability
>keep him company even though I was done for the day
>fetch a book about Hebrew prayers because he literally though he was dying
Doctors took over after that, and I never saw him again. I like how he kept calling me "son of Ishmael" lel

Your bank

What's your impression of Israeli Jews ? What's the difference between them and diaspora Jews ?

>One was quite dumb and horribly racist, but would get really butthurt at jew jokes
Lol they're all like that.

Her name was Stephanie and she was from NYC. She really liked anime so I called her a jap. This was back in like 2001 before "weeb" entered the public zeitgest.

Anyway, she got offended and accused me of calling her a Jewish American Princess. I still have nudes of her though.

>your bank

fug :DD

rather pissy and dry.
But dunno if it was because of being Jewish, Canadian, or female. Or all of the above.

Not him, but you know a whole family doesn't have to Catholic, Jewish etc right?

Every morning I get the impression of a Jew when I look in the mirror. Then I turn 360 degrees and walk away.

No way...

I've met two and they're both really good people. As people, I love Jews, but I really hate zionists. It's also kind of messed up that they're the most privileged ethnicity in America but can still claim to be oppressed.

I'm presuming that OP meant Jewish as the ethnicity though, and, yes, that does encompass your entire family.

POST FUCKING MACHINES

Your oven

I used to buy weed from the jewiest dude in wisconsin. fair prices, nice selection, a good businessman

My neighbor was a Messianic rabbi and wife was some kind of Messianic "baal teshuva." Messianic Judaism is basically Christianity with a Jewish paintjob. They were very religious and conservative.

yeah, i've already fucked a jew girl, but i only find out when she told me about her grandmother living in israel.

No. Unfortunately not ;_;

I have known two Jews. One is a grill and a good friend of mine, the other is a guy and is the stereotypical Jew. A group of friends and me went out to eat, there were eight of us and after the meal when we were calculating the tip he didn't want to leave a tip at all and one of my friends told him to stop being a Jew.

Someone marrying into the family and them converting to their religion would make one person Jewish in terms of religion, not the whole family.

reminds me of Borat

>them converting to their religion
Then, it's simply that we're not agreeing on what kind of Jew OP was inquiring about. Considering that this was being asked by an Israeli, who have the reputation ofbeing more closely-knit in what should be considered a fellow Jew, I thought that he was asking for those with Jewish roots.
Or maybe he means like you're interpreting it, by the metric of religion.

Varied. Most of the Jews I've known are ethnically but not religiously Jewish. The women have been nice, my girlfriend comes from a Jewish family (on her mom's side) originally from Ukraine. Knew a cute Jewish girl in high school that I had a crush on. My mom cheated on my dad with a guy who came from a Jewish family, he was a scummy shitbag who go fired for repeatedly watching porn at work.

All in all, pretty mixed.

I know like 5-6, all of them are vermin, fuck jews

I know one who is a girl
She constantly rambles about social justice, feminism, oppression, the patriarchy, transgender rights, gay rights, and starts a debate wherever she goes
her phone background is literally the flag of israel

Never met one personally, but my banker is a Pole so he might be one

Oh yeah, the girl from high school is now engaged in activism against Israeli colonialism. Entertaining to see Israel get LEFT'd by it's "own" people

I live in NY so yeah. Outside the Hasidic Jews, they're alright