Does anyone want to be my GF

does anyone want to be my GF

No-one wants to be your gf(bf)

but why?
what am i doing wrong?

i'll pay.

h-hai!

h-hello

Vinny from vinesauce, is that you?

pay you say? I'm in, I'll be gf

no?

lets do lewd things together

i have never done this before will you show me the ropes?

You look like a jew.

yes sir

Calculating...

Results are in!

Out of 7582193099 people you have 3 match(es)

Dembe Hamyara - A 48 year old Ugandan widow

Watawuku Watashiki - a 16 year old Japanese transvestite (unemployeed, avid hentai collector)

Wang Fang - 6 year old chinese girl, likes collecting frogs and poking them with sharp objects.

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I'm sorry, I can change.

Still no, dutchie.

surely there can't be less than 3 matches?

but why?

...

because I am only interested in qt boys like me

picrelated, its me

still slam it

i can do that?

>Sup Forumsay
No.
You're face isn't qt at all.

NO BULLU DUTCH

i'll wear a mask

Fucc you, at least my face is qt.

Considering you're white, how small is your benis?

I will papi

post face fag

n-no u.

7inches

really?

...

Of course let's elope together

oh wow
i can't believe i finally found true love

where will we go

Youre just my type

two for one i can't believe this
it's my lucky day