Help why can't I get a gf

Help why can't I get a gf

Because you're not in a power five conference.

you look like a twat

How tho just explain to me thanks

If you dont have one its because you are a beta

You dont have to be an alpha to get a gf, just not a beta

because you're a loser :)

#1 Get some sun
#2 Stop seeking advice from Sup Forums

Because you're a worthless fuckwit that's posted the same thread for 5 years.

you're still around? fuck

this

for the love of all that is holy just kill yourself already OP

Jesus, been asking you for years and all you do is keep pisting these stupid threads and wondering why you cant get a gf...

Cause you send dudes your dick on Snapchat. xrawrimadragonx is Brandon's Snapchat. He's a closet fag.

The fact that you're asking help here should be enough to show you what's the problem

You look about 5'7 with little muscle mass and low confidence, the bland backdrop suggests that you as a person are about as interesting as white bread. The lighting suggests possible mental illness like depression or anxiety, although it could be a display of how confident you are, which would tell us that you have a low self esteem and will need approval from any girl you meet.
This leads us to believe that you will have a rude but clingy attachment to women, that you may attempt to force sexual behaviours through physical force and that you will need them to tell you how much they approve of you.

Also, you warch porn and browse Sup Forums (not the fitness or fashion boards though)

Because you spend all your time posting yourself on Sup Forums fishing for attention like a woman

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The things on the wall provide to us a possible insight into your interests, you enjoy heavy metal music and drug use. Both of these things make you look like a loser to any girl over 16 years old. And for you to have a girlfriend under 16 would make you a pedophile. It also shows that you likely have a problem with your family and have behavioural issues, both of which are a major turnoff to women. The dark lighting makes you look like a creep and if a woman were to see this photo they may think you are a paedo. Go get some sunlight, go lift and then come back in 6 months with some gym friends and possibly a girlfriend.

Oh wow its that thread again

Cuz you spend all day on Sup Forums

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>The things on the wall provide to us a possible insight into your interests, you enjoy heavy metal music and drug use. Both of these things make you look like a loser to any girl over 16 years old. And for you to have a girlfriend under 16 would make you a pedophile. It also shows that you likely have a problem with your family and have behavioural issues, both of which are a major turnoff to women. The dark lighting makes you look like a creep and if a woman were to see this photo they may think you are a paedo. Go get some sunlight, go lift and then come back in 6 months with some gym friends and possibly a girlfriend.

This guy fucking nailed it! op has a fair bit to work on but if he gets his head down and works hard he might be able to land a bearded transexual of below average height by the time he looks 25...

axe the beard and smile more, done

fuck off Brandon

It's almost certainly not that t-shirt with a fucking wolf on it - Chicks dig shirts with wolves on...

this. OP has potential if he isn't autistic and meets the right girl

because you are lurking here, making beta threads, faggot. GTFO and get laid tonight, nigger.

I had a girlfriend, so I discovered that she already had a boyfriend before me.
Like... Wtf, cmon, do you need that fucking amount of atention?

haven't been on Sup Forums in almost two years and you're still here making the same threads
wtf dude

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