/brit/

>afraid of spending his monthly worth of MBs all at once

>blowing a dildo

disgusting bint

> called flat
> not literally flat

> apartment
> actually a compartment

> condominium
> not a miniature condom

>Lynn Lew
moar like Lynn Lewd

boss has the narcos theme tune as his ringtone

completely ruined it for me desu

*a 'cide appears on the horizon*

>the dildos balls are wrinkly
did a giggle at that
for what purpose

In general, if my dad ever got into anything I liked, I wouldn't like it anymore.

If he likes it, it must be shit.

well known fact most sluts have daddy issues

*a 'cide menacingly walks towards you*