Should I be concerned that my poop looks like a medieval tower

Should I be concerned that my poop looks like a medieval tower

Wow, that's nuts!

It wont flush

tf u eatin'?

Milk oats and fish mostly

Here is my latest shit

Yes you have stage 20 anal cancer

Just drink more water and eat more fiber. You've got low tier constipation

>searched the Sup Forums archive for poop
from 1 to potato how autistic are you?

>Very thick turf
So many dicks has been to that shithole that you are so stretched, isnt it?

Op here.
Trips and I put it in my mouth...

Get

Roll

You better not to be a faggot op. eat that shit

Tomatoe

Calling samefag

...

looks more like the thing's fist

squirt a little liquid soap/dishwashing soap in the toilet, wait 5 minutes, then flush. you can also try adding water from a bucket to supplement the water to help it go down.

get

do it

Rolling

damn man.

put the fuckin mountain dew down and drink some water dude

Do it you cunt.

You Ben Grimmed that shit. Happens, user. Drink more water.

Eat more fiber before you get colon cancer ya twat

Devil here who just rolled 666. Do it, motherfucker. In the mouth with a pic.

oh shit nigger

Let's see it.

No, you should be concerned for showing your poop on internet.

Thanks Satan

Fuck I regret that I didnt have a camera when I took the biggest shit of my life.
>drink shit ton of beer, eat two pizzas and some chicken nuggets
>next morning actually dont feel all that bad
>go outside for a smoke
>bowels activate
>"fuckfuckfuck" run to the bathroom
>start shitting, immediately realize that it's gonna be a big one
>first comes waves and waves of liquid shit
>after that it turns bit more solid
>and then it starts
>feels like a fucking anaconda made of bricks is forcing itself out of my ass
>literally drenched in sweat and it feels like every muscle in my body is contracting
>when it's over cant move for a while, just sit on toilet shaking and dripping sweat
>finally stand up and turn to look at the toilet I see it
>it's fucking magnificent
>in a pool of brown water there is a island from where rises a dark tower
>motherfucker stands completly erect and is probably about 7-8 inches tall and 3-4 inches thick
>cant flush that shit, have to boil water and spray it with bidet shower to break it down

It's called constipation, I get it too. Especially when I was on opiates I would shit out rabbit turds when they wouldn't clump together like that.