/brit/

wahey edition

>gf wont stop texting me and if i dont respond within the minute she thinks something is wrong. i just want to play games ffs.

second for are poley

they think it's all over

Not a bad edition at all.

been getting a lot more brits in my dota games recently, honestly the most whiny players ive ever encountered

>tfw no needy gf

She can do better than you and I hope she realises one day

Hey you!

>tfw no gf

just got involved

is that robbie fowler

Terrible thread so far

we're all in here you spastic

walked past some runt when i was going for a walk this morning and we were both wearing earbuds and as we got close he took out one of his earbuds as if he was expecting me to say hello but i didn't

*rescued everyone itt*

no we're not

Nah you had your chance

How possible would it be to lure a Russian woman to Canada with the promise of a green card while totally bullshitting and not knowing how I could do that but still getting to fucker her to build up my confidence so I can eventually drop her and fuck prettier women because I've she'd my virginity-induced anxiety.

we're not though are we

Hhaha, so glad I don't have to deal with that crap and I can play games all say without even caring about me at all..

yeah and ian ayre

russian bride

film day in the office again lads. horror/thriller today, se7en won the vote. gonna give it a watch.

...

Where is she going lads?

would cost you roughly the same as 10 prostitutes and leave you feeling guilty

Nonce

you'll miss it when it's gone lad

fucking 10 prostitutes leaves you feeling guilty anyway

Want to go a see a dominatrix but I am too shy

i made one of those rinmaru waifus and shared it with /r9k/ and they said she looked like a slut

i know a lad who married a ukranian bird and she brought her sister along to Ireland
he ended up divorcing his first wife an pipeing the other one

Got the booze and mixers in my Tesco online grocery basket down to £60. Should be enough to keep me happy all next week and into the next one, too.

Phone will be off. Doorbell wasn't connected in the first place. Mega PC and games and internet and tons of snacks and different beers, wines and spirits, all to myself. I've hit the jackpot lads. I'm living the dream.

EIIHVER PUHTT UHP ORE SHUHTAFUHKUP

Acquired some duck eggs
Dunno what to do with em

Madman

enjoy a good bumming but i'm not attracted to blokes :/

eat them lad

Raw?

Lob 'em at your own windows and call the local paper and say racists did it.

My expenditure this month excluding the train tix to Aberdeen is around 200 quid, more than half of that is just travel to work

Wageslaving is pointless for me

All their clients probably are

plant them in the garden and grow a duck tree

bit gay

scramble them
add some worcester sauce

could try cooking them first

yeah but only a bit

give em back you dirty paddy thief

at work lads
got a RAGING stiffy so i have

andy circus

share it here pls

they were both fucking sexy blondes too

Ugly looking bastard

20 Marlboro Red is £9.60.

100 Marlboro Red is £49.95.

Weird.

don't need to say looking its kind of implied in the word ugly

She's so beautiful

he looks like gollum from lotr too

Where should I go for luncheon lads?

fuck off

Luring Russian women to Canada without green card is almost impossible - they won't get even tourist visa lol. Because everyone understands they're either gold diggers or human traffic.

skinners steamed hams

>implying

1850s you runt

How about the 19th century where the word "luncheon" belongs??!

*audience laughter*

POOL JOE SIF WOTSIT

I know exactly what you mean man, the rest of these suckers are imagining some kind of fantasy.

Having a dependent gf sucked the soul out of me for a year and having broken up with her I don't miss it a bit. Not that I'm suggesting you do this, it was a last resort.

Ask yourself what makes you happy in your relationship and let her know how much her behaviour affects you. Work it out if you can.

Is there any bigger runt indicator than an Australian flag?

Had a dream I was in a gay orgy (not bent irl) and realised after I didn't use a johnny and was worried I had aids.

Yes, use of a tripcode!

*audience laughter, applause, whooping*

Thought that little scrote wasn't allowed near computers anymore

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we're all in here lads

Help me lads

this was my only gf to a tee
will confirm this for you and also this (minus the not missing it part)

Do not click. It's a big stiff willy.

*stands up and claps*

>it tells you how many of your friends are degenerates
for what purpose

Just call her 'sheed

WOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHH

doing a constipation :(

Hello :)
How are you

Today was a depressing joke of a day, I don’t want to dwell on it.

My dad wanted to drive me court but I managed to get him to settle for taking me to the train station. The train journey was long, cold and uncomfortable as always, I managed to get a little sleep before arriving at 7.30am. I wondered around a bit before attending my solicitors appointment at 8.30, the police still have nothing but we can’t ask for the case to be dismissed yet as a reasonable time to search the devices would be around a year, our options are either just letting it play out, just requesting I no longer need to attend court until the trial date is set. The other option is requesting we go straight to trial, it’s a winnable case due to lack of evidence but the prosecution would probably oppose it.

When I went to court, the security guys told me I couldn’t take my water bottle, so drank it, then he said I couldn’t keep the empty bottle and dumped it in the bin, the foreign cunt was later spotted by me joyfully tucking womens flasks behind a counter. Angry about this.

When I asked reception what court I was in, they couldn’t find me, so then I was told to ask someone else, turns out I was given the wrong date, my intermediate diet is actually on Monday, I went back to my solicitor, he looked over some stuff and admitted he was at fault, he took down the date wrong during the previous diet. He said he’ll “take the bullet”, he’ll explain the situation, this was in response to me saying I wouldn’t attend the court date on Monday.

Back home now and feeling tired and beat.

That a previous bail condition

*rapturous applause*

Not a virgin (shagged 11 birds) and i walk like this, except the clothing is less virginy

Not a single letter will enter my peripheral

i only wanted to go for a somewhat gothy cocktail waitress look

been thinking about it for a while, shes very needy and emotional. the routine is text all day and if shes not at mine its phone call for hours and hours at night.

I walk fast with long strides too but I've slept with 8 women or so. Don't think you can actually put the virgin walk into words, you just know it when you see it

*clicks just because of this post*

Does anyone else have the issue where they can fit into skinny jeans just fine but stretch skinny are just too tight?

no

no, dont wear homo jeans

kys

the arm movement is the crucial factor
keeping your arms still and by your sides without putting them in pockets is signature

do all this except i dont mind eye contact and walk with my head up

I don't wear skinny jeans because I'm not a massive homosexual

who is your favourite youtube prankster?

Yeah true, i walk with my shoulders though so I'm good

Sauce on this?

all jeans are skinny jeans to me

hello sandnigger

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