Be me 21

>be me 21
>living in nice apartment in the city /cologne
>not afraid of guys but just not sexually attracted to them
>having 25yo best buddy
>friends bi, i dont mind - sometimes he would talk about one of the adventures with his ex
>hanging out together watching some action movie like we usually do
>over a beer he admits being attracted to me
>cool.jpg
>my kinda cold reaction makes him visibly sad
>"dude dont worry about it its not like youre not hot im just not into guys"
>"yeh i know its fine sorry it just felt like a good time to tell you"
>"sure, i dont mind. no hard feelings man."
>night goes on without anything special

>1 week later
>friend has new girlfriend
>hes a very fit and good looking guy
>meet him and his new girlfriend at mall
>go shopping together, everything is fine
>shes a straight 8,5/10 and a very kind and settles person
>tell friend i like her
>he tells me she liked me too
>cont

just skip to the part with gay sex

...

Cont

>skip 2 years
>come home from deployment afghanistan
>friend and his girl still together and happy
>move in shit-tier appartment, dealing with depressions
>no family
>they stop by every day to support me
>sometimes they would even take turns comforting me
>i love them
>cont

>one day decide to go drinking cause none of them had time for me
>go shit tier disco just to get drunk and forget some shit
>meet girl, barely a 5/10
>i like her style
>drag her home and start fucking her mind out
>girl screams in pain kicking me off her back
>wronghole.jpg
>damn im drunk
>apologize and try to fuck her once again
>girl gets dressed and walks out
>still depressed
>cont

im a slow writer, sorry

This gonna be some feels bullshit or what?

>tell friend what happend the other night
>bursts out laughing
>"so you're a anal guy, very good"
>"yeh well what can you do... wasnt even on purpose."

>feeling the depression going away whenever he is around
>feelshome.jpg
>wait...what?
>send him home to get my head clear
>friend doesnt understand and apologizes
>dont tell him what i just felt
>go to bed sad and depressed

>next day
>call his girlfriend since these two are the only friends i really can rely on
>tell her what i felt
>"dont think about it now, ill be at your place at 8"
>wait patiently
>cont

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY BULLSHIT NIGGA I AINT EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT

This

Slower than an autistic turtle on a tricycle with no wheels

Damn man, you type slow

Kekd so hard

...

>door bell ringing
>its her and she brought him
>"can we come in?"
>"sure, make yourself at home"
>she takes a seat on my couch
>he just looks kinda confused
>i look very confused
>"Listen guys, you two are idiots."
>"Okay..."
>"Yes you are... you share same feelings for each other. Listen, i love you but its no big deal for me. How about i leave you alone for today and you 'talk' that through."
>said all that while having some huge smile on her face
>friend sits down aswell now, turning to her
>"you sure you want this?"
>"i love you, thats why i want this"
>holy shit this is going to be a buttfuck night or what?
>decide to say some shit cause im obviously matter of the subject here
>cont

If this ends with some gay shit

Quints might have redeemed your slow ass typing

FKN SKIP TO THE BUTT FUCKENING

Didn't read shit so can someone explain where this is going?

>"Alright now, i see where this is going and i need to tell you that im interested in you aswell. I know you guys are thinking about engagement and i feel horrible for having those feelings."
>awkward silence for 5seconds
>longest 5 seconds of my life
>friend walks up to me
>"I love you user, i always did."
>stare at him like a retard
>trys to kiss me
>man on man kiss disgusts me, FIGHTING the urge to punch him
>pressing his lips on mine for a few seconds
>his girl sitting there calm and watching
>he turns around
>"Was that okay?"
>"Im fine." with a light bright voice
>she stand up, walks towards me aswell
>"May i?"
>nod
>starts to touch my tight and attempt to kiss me aswell
>cont

kek, but fuck you for the ifunny watermark

Don't do it user, can't you see what is really going on here? It's a trap.

She is trying to be a reverse cuck, goddamit

>with her soft lips on mine i feel the confidence comming back
>i remember what kind of a guy i used to be and that i would never just sit there like that
>not with a girl like this kissing me
>its time...
>forcing my tounge into her mouth
>holding her hips with both hands, not letting her get away
>she reaches higher up my tight
>completely forget about friend watching us
>reaching around one hand to grab that ass
>holy fuck what an ass
>force her to sit on my tight with spread legs while making out
>friend still not saying anything
>go under her shirt touching them c-cups
>raging boner almost lets me burst out my short
>signal her to unzip my pants
>cont

...

Continue, your story highly interest me

>she unzips my pants like a pro
>must have practiced that alot
>drag her shirt over her head and throw it across the room
>cute black bra with some white hearts on it
>looks amazing with those titts
>unzip bra and take out her titts, all while making out
>she reaches into my pants and gets her tiny hands around my dick
>"suck it." i kinda moan whisper
>as if she would have just waited for that command she drops on her knees
>at this point she acts like her boyfriend is not even around anymore
>remember that i like that guy alot
>the second i feel those warm lips going around the top of my dick i feel the guilt
>watching over to friend
>hes jerking off....
>well.....................
>cont

fucking cucks.

go on faggot

WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAY SEX YOU FAGGOT!

this

>her tounge feels like heaven
>can feel every little movement on my dick
>she sucks it with so much love for dicks that i have never felt before
>as if my dick would be the most delicius thing she takes it deep, keeping it in her throat while playing with her tounge
>feels fucking amazing
>about to shoot my load
>not gonna tell her, she will know
>hold her head tight
>she still wears her nailon pants or whatever this shit is called
>tight fit but easy to stretch
>she loves me not giving her a choice but choke on this dick
>starts reaching her hand under the pants between her legs
>cont

I would have kicked your ass by this point, damn your friend is a bitch

>implying you'd get a girlfriend

>op's full of shit

Nice one asshole

Get on the floor

OMG...such a slow typer

>shoot my load deep inside her throat
>it was as if i would have not cum for decades, i could not stop cumming, my dick would not stop twitching...
>some gagging sound of her taking it all in
>kept on sucking it as nothing would have happend
>patiently waited for me to get the last drop out while massaging my balls with one hand and fingering herself with the other
>best-blow-job-ever
>remove my hands from her backheads
>as she gets up she gave it one "last" lick as if she would say "well done"
>sitting there now, some cum on my pants, her spit everywhere, a few tears running down her face
>friend still jerking off
>"that.... was intense" she said while 'acting' a little dizzy
>"you have no idea how much i needed this, thank you."
>cont

Pre type your green text stories you faggot

I'm betting this is a bunch of BS

This is Sup Forums what do you think everything here is a work of fiction. Even you and i

This. I'm out

While we're waiting for faggot op, I am in a similar situation. So I'm an old fag 37 years old, and I am engaged to my girl and have been with her for 4 years. My best friend since 6th grade is a guy I really care about. He's a robot though and has very limited sexual experience. He got hurt when he was younger and can't maintain an erection easily, he has to be really gentle with it. I really want to have a mmf with him and have asked him but he says that he can't. Any ideas on how to get him to join. I really would love for him to join us and I care about the guy, he's straight but I would enjoy light bi play with him. I think the only way it happens is if my girl pretty much strips him naked.

some people just get bored...and want a dick in their ass

cuckcuckcuckcuck

>so apparently, hes a cuck
>i dont mind, shes hot as fuck, shes the kindest girl i ever met and she sucks like a fucking godess
>look over to friend "Dude, you dont just have to sit there. We can have some fun together."
>he smiles
>"Im cool man, i love to see her enjoying herself."
>"Dude... you want me to fuck you, right? Is that it?"
>"Yeh kinda... but im cool for now. You two have fun."
>she comes back from the bathroom, undressed with just her panties on
>"We keep the family part for later, for now its you and me user. What do you say?"
>do i need to say anything?
>"Come here."
>she comes close, i tell her to get on all fours and suck some more of my dick.
>i use the time to get creative and figure out how she reacts to small ideas like spanking, holding her down or such things
>depending on her reactions, small movements in agreement or disagreement,mostly subconcious, i decide how i want to bang her
>i know she likes being held down already
>lets see if she likes spanking
>slap her ass while shes sucking on dick
>just a small surprised twitch
>alright
>hold her head down on my dick with one hand, slapping her ass hard
>she gags and keeps sucking
>awesome, she likes it rough
>cont

Kek, now just 15 more minutes

>so apparently, hes a cuck
Gee, who would've guessed.

>decide to push my luck a bit
>with my dick down her throat, I kick her as hard as I can in her ribs
>was in the army, learned how to kick
>later learned I broke two of her ribs
>whatever
>friend stands right up with his cock hard and punches me as hard as he can in the jaw
>I go flying, and at that moment, cum
>Jizz flies everywhere
>friend leaping around like a fag in a snowstorm trying to catch my cum on his tongue
>cont

yeah for real

>fag in a snowstorm
BAHAHAHAAH

Not really as my friend's dick doesn't work very well, I basically want my girl to frot our cocks in her mouth and he's the only guy who I would be comfortable with in doing this.

>"take off her panties for me, will ya?"
>he smiles "sure thing"
>her eyes following his movements while she still chokes on my thing
>"You're busy."
>instantly focused back on my dick
>he gets behind her, dragging down her panties
>"She's so ready."
>"Awesome, you know what? Why dont you suck your boyfriends dick to thank him for being such a cool sport?"
>she turns her head and just looks at him
>"Here you can have my seat."
>without any words he just sits down with his dick out
>she starts sucking it without further hesistation
>meanwhile i get behind her
>holy shit, what a beautifull pussy
>casual asshole tho, for me it looked beautifull aswell
>shes drooling down here
>slip 2 fingers inside her pussy
>i could hear her dickfilled little moans
>man she really wants this
>cont

this could have been a cool story but you ruined it with your lame ass power fantasies

>be OP
>be 21, still a virgin
>secretely a faggot
>fucked in the ass, enjoyed it
>feelsbadman
>type for 3 hours writing only 100 words
>story is made up to negate feeling like a faggot
>be a faggot.

...

>since shes busy sucking dick and seems to enjoy being very submissive, i can do whatever the fuck i want
>so i do exactly that
>fingering her pussy with 2 fingers while holding her hips with the other hands, not leaving her enaugh space to avoid some hard fingering
>im squirting a little of that juice around while being inside that hole
>decide to lube up that ass with her own juice
>no reaction from her, still sucking dick
>slip a finger inside her ass and move around slowly
>no reaction but a little dickfilled moan, barely noticable
>slip in second finger
>a little twitch with her hips
>hold her hips tight with my arm
>slip in third finger
>im so fucking horny for that ass
>cont

I was hoping there'd be a tldr

>Jizz flies everywhere
>friend leaping around like a fag in a snowstorm trying to catch my cum on his tongu

fucking hell

best thread NA.

>>fingering her pussy with 2 fingers while holding her hips with the other hands,
How many hands do you have exactly

You think hands only have 1 finger each?

Don't they?

>with my dick down her throat, I kick her as hard as I can in her ribs
>was in the army, learned how to kick

mfw I still thought it was OP

OP is an alien! And a fucking faggot!

7, i'm Boris the russian love hammer

>while i was busy fingering her ass - swallow sounds from the other end
>friend just busted a nut inside her throat aswell
>now they start making out while im about to fuck that asshole
>why_the_fuck_not.jpg
>hold my tip on her well prepared ass now
>shes holding still grabbing his tight preparing for the penetration
>while i push the first inch inside that tight hole, he starts kissing her again
>she cant moan properly and struggles to take it a little
>i push in inch by inch while shes kissind her boyfriend
>finally, i got it all in.
>this feels way too awesome
>"... please"
>what did she say?
>cont

i honestly thought it was still op until you commented.
its just so fucking out there already that i didn't question it

kek speaketh through you.

When do we get to read the gay part?
Also, is there a gay part?

this is... a different story

>what a fucking bitch, begging for my dick in her ass while technically cuddling her boyfriend
>press my dick inside her made her moan out loud
>she trys to avoid taking it too deep by moving away from my hips into her boyfriends lap
>nope, not gonna happn
>follow her movement with my hips,going even deeper and trying overcome the point where it cant get any deeper
>she moans loud with some pain in it
>now we're talking
>start fucking her ass slowly and deep, not giving her the chance to get air for too long
>shes not that experienced in anal it seems but she loves it, or not?
>who cares... this ass needs my dick
>increasing speed
>meanwhile my friend got hard again, cool
>shes too distracted by being ass fucked to notice
>cont

...

So has he sucked cock yet?

Oh my god will you fags just wait a second.

ye, he is now busy with her ass.
if I would be her bf, would have made me a steak in his kitchen by now, browsing the interwebz.

>what a fucking bitch, begging for my dick in her ass

jeez what a bitch

>i pull her hair towards me and my dick inside her in the process
>about to cum
>she starts sucking her boyfriend off again
>well.. she trys
>my dick deep inside her ass
>her moans and breathing interrupting the blowjob shes giving
>i can feel this one is not gonna be as much as before but still enaugh to make her drip
>cum inside her ass with all my might
>fuck that feels awesome
>i know she can feel my dick twitching inside her
>she trys to breath
>friend getting up from seat, walking around her and looking at the mess i just made
>pull out dick, spreading her ass
>her asshole is twitching
>the second my cum was dripping out my friend/her boyfriend started to press his face in her ass
>kinda disgusting for me at that time but whatever
>he actually sucks my cum out of her ass
>she giggles

>end of story how i got into a threesome/cuck relationship

...

>grabbing his tight
>tight
IT'S FUCKING THIGH, JESUS DUDE

Lame was expecting a DP

Bullshit. Not even good fiction.

this actually happend, i just tryed to make it sound better by adding some bullshit.
Also, first time greentexting.

who the fuck cares you fucking faggot, go back to your trump party and beat on sandniggers with your grammer shit.

Lame you should have bought a time share with them. That would have been really perverted

Fuck you you fucking piece of shit faggot, give me back my time I wasted on this shit.

not my problem faggot

If true good for you. Never heard a better way of fixing depression. Also post more for fucks sakes my dude

The only thing that isn't bullshit is the repressed homosexuality.

You sound like a cool guy

I love how OP just posted that he was making a meme, but this guy went the full 9 yards and made his own story. Incredible.

If you think trump retards care about using the right words you're even more retarded than you are gay

At least tell us another story

you're actually a homo lmao

STIMUL8 YOUR PROST8

well, if you're into gay shit i can tell you how i recieved my first buttfuck from that friend.

to that time i was not into dicks... that changed eventually during our adventures tho.
i was KINDA interested but not like ready at that point.

thanks user

i really dont fucking care about your neckbeard furry temper you fucking feminist.
go jerk to some pony or whatever if you dont like it here, jeez

Wait why are you laughing because he is a homo? Am I autistic? I thought that was the point of the story

point of the story is that he actually just got fucked in the ass but wanted to turn into a faggot like a pro,

so he made this all up to come out of the closet to the only friends he has.

that's why it's funny.

Not really into the gay more the cucking my best friend

>calls trump
>calls furry
>calls feminist
>calls pony
Faggots gonna fag