There's a council of elders

>there's a council of elders

i wish i was an elder on the council

>woman spy rides a bike and wears leather.


>Futuristic movie
>Guy that works alone in a basement
>Has quirky old timey habits
>wears bowtie
>listens to classical/1950s songs

>Brutal scene
>upbeat music

>Searching for something on the internet
>Use anything other than Google.

>Picture of character when he was younger.
>badly photoshopped

>Emotional trouble for main character
>stars raining

>Akward autists on a date
>sit on porch quietly
>girl rests her head on his shoulder

>Funeral
>Its a cloudy day

>Slow as shit killer chasing teen
>Slips and falls
>Runs in a straight line instead of zig zagin


>Strange sound
>Lets investigate

>Incredibly complicated heist
>Security guard is not watching monitors
>monitor has interference
>guard looks
>image back to normal
>huh.....

>Lonely guard walking through huge factory
>hundreds of evidence cages
>notices the one broken lock


>heist/plan is going perfectly
>just wait a sec
>retarded character cant stay still
>alarm goes off

>Indie movie
>its autumn

>Coming of age movie
>quirky randumb friend
>chillin on the couch scene

>Movie takes place on one location
>no one ever takes a shit

>Comedy
>Main character/characters need help
>Only one guy to help
>answers door in robe drinking milk out of the carton.

>Indie movie
>Dad is chill as fuck
>Mother is a crazy cunt

>Horror movie
>stoner goes for a smoke in the woods
>turns around
>rekt

If a killer is chasing you and you run zig zag you deserve to be murdered

What would zig zag help you retard?

It just makes your way longer and the killer more likely to catch up with you

It makes perfect sense if the killer has a gun

if we say "killer" we don't mean a fucking US marine, we mean a jason type character with a machete or an axe

>wimpy Jewish guy has a 10/10 smokeshow girlfriend

>The menacing street toughs have a heart of gold

autism

>council of elders
>they aren't pedophiles

>there's a chosen one

>there's a prophecy

>there's a council of elders
>they are non-whites

oh

>there's a council of elders
>they aren't old

>he thought it was real and tried to make a genuine list
I come here just for this shit. Like that French guy said, if you base your community on a joke others will think themselves in good company

You mean characters with supernatural axe throwing abilities that actually out perform the guns?

>earth is facing something cataclysmic
>"but what will happen to us?"
>at this rate there isn't gonna be an us

OP here. It was real.

You're the idiot. This is a regular "film cliches that annoy you" thread. Stop trying to be deconstructionist, you non-contributing gay man. Nobody is interested in your irony.

>Protagonist has really hot protective older sister.
>Doesn't try to fuck her.

>protagonist has cute mom with big tits
>doesnt want milkies

>male character starts wiping his ass
>doesn't immediately smell his fingers to see if he got any shit on them

>Samuel L Jackson

This always bothers me, too.

>Movie set in medieval Europe.
>No black, Mexican, Asian, homosexual or trans characters.

>bad ass movie about superheros
>half the movie is the government talks

>quirky intelligent character
>he's black

>stoner guy
>is also the crazy conspiracy guy that no one believes and turns out to be right

I agree, OP, movies should instead have a council of cunnies.

>stoner character
>wears rasta colors and has dreads

>Medieval movie
>Everyone has perfect teeth

I feel you, user

>elite assassins/spies/mercenaries/soldiers fighting each other
>punch/kick each other for 5 minutes straight

In a real fight, a single clean punch would end the fight, especially from a trained individual. I know it's such a basic cliche that will never go away but it would be nice if, for once, somebody could do it right. Maybe slow the fight down, show closeups of the actors planning out their next attack, so that the fight can be dragged out but still end with one hit?

>chad saves the day

...

>Despite using some glaring tropes, film is well executed and enjoyable

>council of elders/gods
>antagonist kills them

>council of elders/gods
>protagonist kills them

>Council of Elders
>Gets killed

>council of elders/gods
>doesn't know what's going on

>Council of Elders
>They're all in chairs

>the chairs hover

>The chairs are uniquely designed for each Elder

>present day England
>everyone has perfect teeth

>the chairs only for work that specific elder
>entire council gets killed
>bunch of useless chairs left

>council of elders/gods
>protagonist kills them on accident

name one fucking tv show or movie where this shit happens you incredible faggots

>we're not doing the thing!
>we got to do the thing! there's no other way!
>we are NOT DOING THE THING
>...
>they do the thing

Do the elders get to cork virgins?

I liked it in Cabin in the Woods.