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chen edition

FK Rostow - FC Bayern (18.00)

Besiktas - Benfica (18.45)

Mönchengladbach - ManCity
Celtic - Barcelona
Atletico - Eindhoven
Arsenal - Paris St. Germain
Neapel - Kiew
Rasgrad - Basel

Shame about Copenhagen yesterday. I really thought they had a chance of going through from the group this season.

with lestah dominating the CL? nah man

Two teams go through from each group

i'm with arsenal - paris today

that doesn't change anything

i'm with Her->

rate my tipps

FK Rostow - FC Bayern 0:2
Besiktas - Benfica 1:1
Mönchengladbach - ManCity 1:2
Celtic - Barcelona 1:3
Atletico - Eindhoven 2:0
Arsenal - Paris St. Germain 2:1
Neapel - Kiew 2:0
Rasgrad - Basel 1:2

so here is a part of my dream last night:

dortmund play the champions league final against some US team. half way through the second half, pulisic scores the 1:0. the americlaps are furious and hating on him alot.

the game goes on and it looks like the shareholders are actually doing it. then, in the 90+3 minute, messi scores the equalizer out of nowhere.

but instead of going into extra time, the game is now decided by 1v1 dueling each other in fencing. i do not know the results tho

this is a test post

/cric/ is for testing

>tfw Dolberg is the "real deal"

But what form of fencing?

it's ok
you will always have JBL
he needs to change clubs first though

like this but with real armor and swords

>fencing with anything but sabres
gay

do NOT criticize my dreams ok

meant to quote
ofc

hallo und guten morgen!

hallo.

hello i am here now

shit thread btw

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Unsere Aufstellung für #ROSFCB:

Ulreich - Bernat, Badstuber, Boateng, Rafinha, Thiago, Sanches, Lahm, Ribéry, Lewandowski, Costa

>shit thread btw
care to explain?

another lose incoming

i almost didn't find it

well then you are almost too stupid

also it's not even a real /bundes/ thread

>Alex Popp signs new Wolfsburg contract

Not even a match thread?

I cant wait for red bull to take buyerns Champions League slot

>popp
lol

Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa Costa

oh noes

Bayern managed to not concede a goal just once in the last 10 games, nice

we're in the cl thread

>we
no

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kek customers on suicide watch

it's called pooicide

WTF?! I'm a Dosenball consumer now

hmm

was there no buyern matchthread?

That was fucking nice

I had a dream last night that there were snakes in my room. I tried to smash its head with a rock but I missed it

Is this the match thread? Is Sup Forums dead?

what a shitty day

First, my grandma died tonight
Second, I came late to work and got a warning
Third, bayern lost

WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME???

It was black and yellow snakes so probably something to do with dortmund

sorry about yr grandma bruh

for those other two its just yourself thats to blame

>plastic fan making fun of customers

Oh the irony

I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND I DEMAND A REFUND

What the hell happened??
I fell asleep on the couch and wake up to this?!?
He needs to go NOW!

you are the problem, dumb glory hunter
go support rbl

Bayern need to fire Ancelotti right now, he is destroying the team from the inside out.

Well I certainly intend to do that unless something big changes

he just needs to change the formation

Wait ao Malmö sacked Allan Kuhn (literally days after winning the title) just so they could hire fucking Magnus Pehrsson?
Makes no sense.

kek
>this customer buttblasted

for quite some time now

I would also say that they need to work on defending against counter attacks, but honestly I'm just tired of Ancelotti at this point, he didn't even bring in Kimmich.

wtf

most people are only here for the memes
even the meme game yester had just one and a half full match threads

time to sell my costume

gonna watch the arsenal match, i think

Watching simulcast

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the most baffling thing about the serge aurier stuff is that he hasn't got french citizenship even though he's been playing in france since 2006

Maybe they can't or won't do it because of the assault on the copper

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but that was this year. i obviously don't know anything about french citizenship law, but i assumed he'd have qualified a while ago

>A person aged 18 or above may apply for French citizenship by naturalization after five years' habitual and continuous residence in France (if married and with children, then the applicant must be living in France with his/her family).[5] In addition, it is required that the applicant has his/her primary source of income in France during the five-year period.
>Naturalization will only be successful for those who are judged to have integrated into French society (i.e. by virtue of language skills and understanding of rights and responsibilities of a French citizen, to be demonstrated during an interview at the local prefecture), and who show loyalty to French institutions.
maybe he failed the test

Maybe. Does he play for Ireland? That would explain it, maybe.

i don't get it :/

>Arsenil

pls explain

>shitty

>PITY

Ireland = Ivory Coast

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great

oh, because of the flag. right?

no

wasn't talking to you

This thread is no fun without Kyouko

see here

Yes

I will go to bed now and watch the highlights of gladbachs loss tomorrow morning

Yes

>dumbmark

>modmark

just came back from work
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HA

>basLEL

>Basel's president saying Basel not making the EL won't decide Fischer's future
He's gone in the summer, and they'll try and bring in Celestini. I'd say bringing Lotomba with him, but they're pretty well set up on the right.

B A U E R N
A
U
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N

they've been horrible in the CL this season, but will probably still make EL as arse is coming into that game knowing they'll finish second

>one or both of Elneny and Xhaka starting
>they do Basel a favour and play awful backpasses all match long
I want to believe. That being said Fischer's pretty much gone no matter what at the end of the season.

Why is Boateng so shit these days?

>KEK

Is this /bundes/?

His head is gone. He wants to be an American celebrity instead of a footballer.

Yes

yes hello ^^ welcome
thoughts on today's german matches? i laughed quite a bit at >buyern

DATS RACIST