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>Imagine being
it was reality to most of us you underage cunt

The 90s was the decade of disappointment.

Pic related.

>Imagine
But I was there. It happened. I enjoyed it.

This.

Saw it in the cinema and I liked it. Still do.

I'm glad they went wild with it. If they tried to do an accurate adaption of what little story there really is to Mario Bros, it would have been complete shit.

Fuck you it was a GOAT neo noir cyberpunk movie in the same vain as blade runner. I loved it as a kid. I'm 90% sure I was the only one who kept renting it at the video store.

I had all the collectors cups from 7-11 before the movie even came out. I was fucking ready and it was glorious.

>green apple yoshi slurpee will never be a thing again

;_;

Nope not just you senpai

I was confused and a little scared but overall it was a positive experience, much like I imagine truck stop sex with a questionable prostitute

I think it's all the better that it's basically a sci-fi romp with constant winks and nudges to the Mario canon.

Shit, you could practically play a game with friends to see who can get all the references.

I did see it. It was almost unreal ;)

I like that people fucking understand now. Even Miyamoto himself liked some of the ideas introduced in this movie that he ended up canonizing them. Like Mario being their surname, which he finally did make official years after expressing his love for the concept.

I did, and I had fun with it. Then, Jurassic Park came out shortly after, and changed my fucking life. '93 was a pretty good year.

Truth. Mario was a shame. But tpm was a big let down.

I 'streamed' the trailer on real player, I think. Actual slideshow. Probably 20 super low res frames to cover the first trailer. Still hyped. Had the pogs, got em from pizza hut.

It's a good thing 9/11 happened and we forgot about those dark times

I remember it. I didn't get why it was different until much later on. I was really expecting something like close on the super mario tv sho. still it was ok

>It's a good thing 9/11 happened and we forgot about those dark times

I had a pretty sick Jurassic Park cup.

my 7-11 had 2 arcade machines right next to the mag racks. I remember reading cracked, drinking my slurpee, and eatin my hot dog waiting to play mortal kombat. god damn i miss that feel

saw it in theatres as a kid, the world just wasn't that cynical back then. It was dark but cool

I had some local convenience stores. I would grab a small bag lays salt and vinegar chips, there would be some small paper package inside wrapped in plastic. Maybe it was a potential prize, I forget. But it was important for some reason.

Then I would peruse the magazine rack. Superboy was there, Knightfall was there.

Then there was Official US Playstation magazine and PSM. Lid stickers, memory card stickers, stickers sticker stickers. Demo discs.

Trading cards with gum inside. First run of pokemon cards.

Were times ever better for convenience stores?

>imagine
Nigga, please. I was at the theater with my older brother. He was confused and I thought it was cool, aside from their Yoshi.

Honestly, that movie isn't too bad. Remove the Mario shit and it would have been a decent cheesy B sci-fi movie.

Mario Brothers movie is one of my all time favorites. It's a damn good movie.

>You know that Mario Brothers movie from the 90's, the one with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo? Every time I hear someone bring that up, it's usually by saying "In a strange way, I liked that film," or "I'm probably the only person who thought that film was quite good". Every single time. I think we, as a culture, should probably all collectively agree that everyone kind of liked the Mario Brothers movie. And therefore the Mario Brothers movie might actually have been good.

lel

Saw it when I was like 3 yrs old in 1998, I had played Mario 64 with my brother and sister and was obsessed with Bowser, I didnt understand why the villain was named Koopa and that mushroom blob thing was named Bowser

It was a fun flick. Who cares what little Nintendo spergs thought? Go play video games if you want a video game.

>This movie is the perfect opportunity to redpill the children about the Lizzies

Wasnt this movie a critically acclaimed stinky dinky?

A Super Mario movie

Mario and Luigi (John C. Reily and Will Ferrell) are a couple of low time plumbers with an iq of 48, Mario has a girlfriend, Peach (who is actually a hooker and a drunk played by Kathryn Hahn).

One day Mario and Luigi won 100 million from the lottery, so Peach, being the whore that she is, decided to tell her pimp, Bowser (Craig Robinson) and they hatch a plan to leech it off the two plumbers. by pretending that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser

Meanwhile Mario and Luigi's cousins, Wario (Danny Mcbride) and Waluigi (James franco) hears about their winnings and plan to take it all for themselves, Wario gets himself some mushrooms from his local dealer, 'Toad' (Adam Scott) and laces their spaghetti with the mushrooms, They all start to trip where all they could see in Mario Land where everything is cgi, Mario and Luigi panics and tries to save Peach from Bowser, stopping the whole Drug Cartel and Bowser's child slavery ring in the process

Seth Rogen plays a DEA agent

Directed by Adam Mckay

i was 8 or 9 when this was released and enjoyed it. I loved everything about this, the pepsi cans, the lego toys, the toy lightsabers, darth maul, pod racing

is this just despised by people who were over 20 when it was in theaters?

probably, I enjoyed the ice cream and the kfc toys, i had one toy with the can robot that you had a button to press underneath it and it would collapse and back up again

hahaha, you said it man.

It's a damn shame that this shitty movie is what stopped nintendo from wanting to make any future movies

And those are goombas?

netflix would produce this in 5 years

I was 12, I thought it was great. It's pretty weak seeing it now though

I was a kid when this came out and I loved it and I still do.

I wasn't some dumbass that was like, "Why isn't he jumping on turtles??"

I was the same age, and didn't like Star Wars going in. The Prequels assured that I would never like Star Wars.

This desu

used to love this as a kid, watched it the other day, it's actually still more fun and entertaining than 95% of movies released these days. At least I laughed and felt emotions at Mario Bros. rather than just stared at stuff whizzing about in the most exciting but somehow utterly mundane way that modern films do

It actually aged better than most kids movies of the time.

Videogames autists need to stop being butthurt at everything. Pic related is a masterpiece but they went mad because Ryu and Ken were losers

Ive never met anybody who dislikes Street Fighter.

Movies like Doom and Bloodrayne are garbage but Street Fighter and Mario Brothers are pure kino

I should watch this again. I saw it as a kid and all I remember is Raul Julia.

>all these fucking contrarians thinking that Street Fighter was the most important movie of their lives
>but for me it was Tuesday

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