I am God prove me wrong

I am God prove me wrong.

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(I'm God everything I created)

I fuck you up you bitch ass nigga

If you're god then surely you'll know my name

What's my name bitch?

great job with america...

Burden of proof is on you, boyo

Sorry was a rush job

I did not create your name I merely created the cognitive ability in your mother to name faggots like you.

Although I am god and I'm almighty and so on, I still find hand signs offensive

Wait, if you created him the why wouldn't you have any further knowledge of him? Do you just make shit and completely forget about it?

God only posts trips or more, imposter.

Stacey? Come home, honey. We forgive you

If you're god, you can tell us what happens when we cease to exist.

if ur god then explain this

I spend most of my time trying out new things like making Trump president or giving Africa ebola. I created evolution in order for me to fuck around

Stop watching me fap, pls

If you are god, then you will delete Sup Forums from the internet right now. Otherwise you are just one more faggot OP.

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Smoke some DMT you'll find out Fuck ja doing bro
A bad attempt at getting my dick hard

Men are merely a mix of god and monkey.

dear god, plz explain why:
* snot
* pandas
* candiru fish
protip: YOU CAN'T

No. Then how can OP not deliver if OP does not exist. You've fallen into a contradiction. Contravenes mores

>someone makes a claim others have to disprove them

Sure I can play this game,

You owe me 1 billion dollars due tomorrow prove me wrong.

Evolution . It's my auto pilot now GTFO

you're a faggot and god hates fags

I don't know who you are as this is an anonymous forum. So I can't guarantee I owe anyone here 1 billion dollars as I don't know their identity.

My son was the biggest jew of all time. Do you really think I'm paying you shit?

GTFO

Can't prove you wrong, can't prove you right. You're nothing, poof

CHOKE ON MY DICK, CUNT.

sick reference game, shame it went over op's faggot head

Is there a devil? And are you really allmighty?

on second thought i doubt you were referencing burden of dreams so nevermind

I (God) does not condone this stupidity pleas GTFO

I'd rather not.

Does this mean you can climb 9a+?

Any reference to this man? With burden of dreams??

yes that was 100% my reference, nalle is sick

Bro I post my ascents on 9a.nu

I'm OP btw and you are making my Fucking day!!!

You created the universe and everything in it but you cant see who is who on the internet? You really do suck at these kinds of threads. Please an hero

God loves you!

Fuck yeah bro do you climb?

Because I am god and I created you, prove me wrong

>>ok, now to find out who the fuck you are, doubt you are margo, if you are i think id probably collapse

yes son, font in 14 days

Whats up with her hands??

they are like that because she is a fucking animal

Fuck yeah. I'll be down in rocklands over the winter. Just ask around for God if you ever come over.

I don't really want to ask the size of your duck but what's your hardest send.
You trying to troll bro. GTFO

Well, now you're just being silly

It's chalk used to keep your hands from shaking up the holds. Aka stop the swetting on your hands

Where are you from

only been climbing around 2 years, been outdoor sport once (year ago) and only ticked a 7b, 7c+boulder, hoping to make an 8a this time in font, boulder4lyf, how about you?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Ohhh, ok, coolcool

never been rock climbing?
thats climbing chalk to not let you slip among other things.

uk

TIL God just makes shit and forgets about it

lmfao

God is not a human, nor a physical being, and therefore lacks the capacity for verbal or symbolic linguistic communication.

You're not, because only fat neckbeards with no talent and me hang on Sup Forums

Way to ruin the Elizabeth fantasy with this incredibly ugly bitch, user.

Give me the power to not be depressesd anymore.

She's got a poopooface

or if being a piece of the universe makes you a piece of god, then it's irrelevant as I am as much god as you are so poo-poo it don't fucking matter.

>I am God prove me wrong.

You're the one making the claim, so the burden of proof is on you.

god is not autistic

Sick. It's my 3rd year I've managed to tick a couple of 7c+'s and I'll probably get a 8a by the end of the month if I get time to go out(sport)

I've only managed to climb 7A but that was when I was noob. .. bouldering is scarce around here we only have sport!!! Fuck

Climbing is so scarce I only climb on rock. No gyms and we travell some distance for quality

If I get trips you're not a faggot, dubs I'm a faggot, singles you're a faggot

i live like 20 mins drive from a sick outdoor boulder field, no sport here in the uk really, just trad and well... fuck trad

Rip

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Surely

what do you expect from russians?

Sorry man you are fucked. Someone needs to have it or else it would not be real.

Matter is a substance everything is made up of matter infinite amounts(over 9000)

God is many a things

Try and win me in a rock paper scissors game. You go first

Being this retarded

You Fucking serious. Trad is where it all began.
Trad makes your duck hard and soft all together and grit is where the legions come from. Jesus I Fucking love trad although I only trad max 7a(sport grade not the weird UK grade) I get my fix and I can call myself a climber after a experience like that!

How do you explain to someone your a climber but you only climb boulders and not mountains??

Sorry Sup Forumsro no hard feelings?

hahah thats such a good description, ive only climbed a few trad routes and they fucking worry me, also i have 0 stamina because im a complete penis and only focus on power

Yeah. Well shitting your pants and looking like a pathetic fuck is all part of it. But you gain something else, the Fucking mission it is to carry 2 ropes and a rack and then being scared it's all worth it you grow from it some how. God I sound like a hippy now.

I just Fucking love climbing.

I'm cursed with crazy strength but shirty finger strength I just roll with it. And I smoke allot so stamina is just nonexistent I just persevere!

im with you man, im sure i'd get into it if i had the chance but all of the guys i climb with just boulder and are comp climbers so never really out of the gym

who would have thought. god is a fag and retarded

Bummer bro. Fuck I hate gym rats. I'm all about purity and shit. But we've been getting allot of noobs Fucking with our shit at the crags stealing our draws and so on but it's only because they've never climbed outdoors only in a gym and don't know shit.

Doesn't know about climbing = retarded?
Ok

God would not feel the need to prove his own existence.

I need to Fuck off I'm righting test in the morning and I'm it's 1 am here fuck.

Best of luck with font!! I'll tell the rock God's to help you brake the seal and Fucking send a 8A good luck with it all nd with life!!!

God agrees

God feels the need to tell you to GTFO

Bro it's how it is. Your just not seeing it from a climbers perspective.
I like to fist jam over the weekend sounds hay but it ain't.

I believe you.

If your god then why are you posting under user instead of your God trip?

Checkmate

God ain't no faggot... so it cant be you

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