Be me

>be me
>16 year old guy
>Average lookin fag. Nothing good Nothing bad
>Chats to a girl for 3 months
>Everything smooth and dandy. We even go out to do stuff sometimes
>One night i think "fuck it"
>Ask female out
>"I have a boyfriend"
>She's never mentioned him tho
>'user.exe has stopped working'
>Slowly stop talking to her
>All communication ceases
>Self-esteem.exe has stopped working

b/ what is wrong with me why are females so complicated

smooth and dandy

...

In that specific order?

newfag fuck off

inb4 b&

Now now children, let's be civil about this

cocks are better

I'm not jewish

give her the bill cosby treatment

I guess b is your diary now

Slip her the old one two ya feel me

y u 16 and worrying about girls, go ride a fucking bike

underageb& gb to fuckybook and come back in 2 years faggot
and it's Sup Forums not b/ retard

your dads underage and left you while u were in the womb

>inb4 underage b&

But for real dude just state your intentions as soon as you realize... Every female i know knew as soon as I did if I wanted to be friends with them or more. My last 2 girlfriends started with me saying "I like you, you wanna try this?" within a week of meeting them... Don't be wishy washy and it won't seem like the other side is confusing, also a friendly girl doesn't mean a flirting girl

Why do old people get triggered

This is some real nigga hours advice

Because you don't realize the beauty of your youth until it fades

do the following:

"Its just dinner"
"i still have a boyfriend"
"just dinner"

"ok"

Proceed to fuck her, youd be suprised how often it works

is she catholic OP

Real nigga hours advice pt.2

i can give u the advice to wait some years to find a serious relationship because the girls are dumb as fck and dont know what they want to have

No

get cucked if you are into that