Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady...

Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it

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Stop giving so much of a fuck about everything

nice b8

You're not put into the friendzone. You voluntarily went into the friendzone.

You just don't make yourself seem sexual to them. Flirt more.

First off stop saying "m'lady" you beta fuck

I will not stop, I'm a gentleman

Seriously, just stop caring. Several years back there was an attractive half-Asian girl who would come into the coffeehouse. Every guy in the place was trying to get her into bed. Except me. I might have been interested, but I had a new casual hookup at the time (a nice Russian girl). I wasn’t willing to fight the land war in Asia. So I avoided the drama.

One day she approached me and asked if we could talk. It seems every guy she knew in the place was telling her to avoid me because I would just try to fuck her. I found this ironic, as every guy telling her this was trying to fuck her. She knew it. I knew it. I laughed and told her quite simply that she was a beautiful girl, she seemed like a nice person, and if she wanted to go back to my place and fuck we could do that right now. Or not, but when she decided that it was time, well, that was entirely up to her. We ended up talking in the coffeehouse for several hours that night. We ended up talking even longer later that night.

Never apologize for liking sex. Never apologize for wanting women. Never try to hide it behind a false face. Throw your dick on the table (not literally) and tell them to take it or leave it. But if you listen to nothing else, listen to this: stop caring if you get laid or not. Stop caring what the betas say. The more they try to shame you, the better your image appears. Use it to your advantage. Without realizing it, every beta in that place had painted me as a man women loved to fuck. Every warning against me, it just made her wonder what other women saw in me. The fact I could carry on a conversation. The fact that I made no denials. All of this increased her fascination with me. Do not apologize, ever, for what you want and like. Always be consistent. By not caring if you get laid or not, most women will seek to make you care about it. Always talk to the woman first as a woman, and her vagina will follow. Why? Because she will want you to care about it. Don’t.

Dude it's so cringy. If any girl hears "m'lady" their pussy turns into a desert

You are a genetically inferior male

You just have to embrace reality and be kind of a dick. If you are to nice they take advantage of you. But I guess that's why there are betas and alphas. Pussy isn't for everyone

This is the wisest thing I have ever seen come out of Sup Forums. Hats off to you, good sir.

cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/

This answers all your questions. Now fucking CLOSE

Stop going for the whores that we all post in the FB/IG fap threads.

Those are the girls that go for douches and those are the girls that are sleeping with other guys behind their backs.

You should be happy they are friendzoning you. In the meantime, go for other kinds of girls or go for hookers.

Women are not worth the headache and stress to the point they are forcing you to post this shit

The Friendzone isn't a thing.

Pay an escort and be done with it. Women aren't worth all this trouble.

Yep. It's wise every time someone posts it.

just beacuse it's a long post doesn't mean it's a pasta

falling for b8 this hard. seriously faggots when the OP posted "m'lady" was this not a fucking tipoff that this was b8?

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No but I've definitely read the whole ignore her in the coffeehouse story before. It IS good advice though.

Beta cuck.

Well duh, was referencing this goym

what if all out posts were b8 too, and you fell for them? faggot.

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>cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
good article