Moving to Sweden

I wanna move to a better country, and I want it to be cold all year because I don't do well in hot climates.
I was considering Sweden.
But I have no idea where to start.
Any ideas?
Are any of you immigrants? How was it?

fuck off

I have news for you then, Sweden being cold is a myth, we're a very warm country thanks to the gulf stream, Russia gets all the cold.

stocholm is big city

Why so hostile?

I'll live up north.
Also, anything below 20ºC is good for me

Nah, I want to live up north.
I've heard bad things about stockholm. Scares the living crap out of me.

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If youre black just show up there theyll give you a gf and money

Shemale?

No.

Then no, stay away.

Why?

Move to Russia :3

Give sweden a break. They have enough trouble with immigrants already.

Also, europe is full. It's nearly impossible to find a affordable flat/house/whatever

I'm not going to cause problems.
I'm not the violent kind.
I'm actually quite shy.

move to norway. its better than sweden

Europe is full. Just stay where you are

But it is probably harder to get approved.

What do you mean, full?
There is no more space?
I'm sure there's tons of space.

>Why so hostile?
Northern Europeans are very unpleasant, if you want to live there go get used to it.

Huh.
The ones I met outside of Sup Forums were actually very sweet to me.
But sure, I'll get used to it.

thats because they just want your bbc

If you're not an EU citizen, no, it's exactly as hard. But if you really want to come you should go for it. Most people who go far north aren't prepped in the slightest. All people from southern Sweden come up and can't hack it.
We are very pleasant.
In Sweden we are very low on houses, everywhere. It's a big issue.

There is space but not enough houses.
Houses/flats/etc. are fucking expensive unless you choose to live in muslim/nigger ghettos.

>We are very pleasant.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, no, you are very unpleasant and asocial.

Did you meet them in your countries or in Brazil?

Just find a nice place in south america, europe is a meme

Actually no, sweden especially is sitting on a huge real estate bubble.

Our housing market is beyond fucked at the moment.
It would be best to wait for the prices to drop if you desperately need to come here.

>I don't understand cultural behavior is different so I'll write it off as autism/unpleasant/antisocial/my opinion here
new and original

Sweden YES

>asocial
True.
>unpleasant
False.

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>I've heard bad things about stockholm. Scares the living crap out of me.
>flag

Nice excuse. But I do not think it's autistic going to a bar to take a beer.

That's enough for me.

This

This.

This..

I'm not black.

>If you're not an EU citizen, no, it's exactly as hard.
Damn it.
I really wanna leave this place.

>muslim/nigger ghettos.
That's fine. I'll move up from there.

>huge real estate bubble.
Bubbles are supposed to burst, right?
If this is real, then Sweden is headed to a terrible economic disaster.

I don't go outside. But I will if I move to Sweden

That's very sneaky.

БEЛAPУCЬ ДA

How tall and atractive are you user, i'm sure you will be able to pull 99% of the swedish girls avaible if you are a decent looking brazilian, one of them might marry you so you can stay with her, if no, then your most realistic option of moving to a civilized country is Chile

>swedish girls
I'm gay

>I'm gay
Come Spain

I'm listning

>БEЛAPУCЬ ДA
БEЛAPУCЬ TAК
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Every time makes me sad

Thats a good start.You also have to be non-white and a muslim

BE MY BF

Wanna be my bf?
I've always wanted to give my virginity to a white swedish guy

>>БEЛAPУCЬ ДA
>БEЛAPУCЬ TAК
I was sure it was one of the two.

welcome to finland we are hospitable

Man India has such a terrible climate. It's March and it's already getting 40°C here.
The sun is so intense that I get sunburnt in like 10 minutes of exposure and I'm not even white!

How tall/cure are you, just get a swedish boyfriend

I'm game. Not going to South America though. Too hot down there.

you could always just literally go a short ways north and experience sub zero temperature

Thanks :3

177cm

Don't worry, I'll come to you :D

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That's only possible after retirement...
There aren't many universities or jobs in the Himalayan regions

the summer here in the north gets around 30 max
winter -40 is max cold
both are pretty rare

Sounds great
I'll get to play in the snow
I've never seen snow.

i think its the daytime extremes that tear the most on people who move to the north of sweden
prepare yourself for 0-3 hours sun during winter and 24/7 sun during summer

What is your average temperature in summer

It's a massive inconvenience for anyone but a child without responsibilites, you'll get tired of it quickly.

the only good thing about snow is that it covers up the icy roads and makes it easier to see in the pitchblack nights

tfw immigrant

Assimilate and you won't face any shit.

häng dig jävla blatte

häng dig jävla rasförrädare

We will purge this country of beta cucks. The future belongs to us.

Go home.

Lol.

Northern Swede here. Let me explain the weather here etc.
Area.
>Kiruna/Abisko.
Weather in winter.
>around -20 degrees Celsius, sometimes (but rare) as cold as -45.
Summer weather.
>Between 20 and 30 degrees Celsius.
>Midnight sun, that means 24h sunlight for about 3 months (sun only touches the horizon)
>The nights are semi bright and comfortably warm.
People.
>People are chill and move at a slower speed than in Stockholm for example, no stress.
>Don't mind strangers as long as you behave like a normal person.
Homes.
>Houses and apartments are dirt cheap depending on location.

People here are cool. We like to relax, have a beer in the midnightsun and just chill.
People talk slow, move slow.
We like hunting, alcohol and nature.
>Pic related, midnight here near Abisko in August.

But I don't face any shit, I never have

comfy

How many muslims do you have?

/This.

Northern Swedes are the most chill people in Sweden.
Beer, moonshine, snowmobiles, American V8's and cozy little houses in red.
>Pic related, my home here outside Gällivare - northern Sweden.

>Summer weather.
>>Between 20 and 30 degrees Celsius.
The mean temperature is far below 20 all months of the year.

Stop inviting shitskins here and go back south where you came from.

Zero. Kiruna has a few both those are 2nd generation and pretty much Swede's.
The high north is free of the mass refugee invasion.

kys urself you inconsiderate money

Well assimilate or I'll give you shit

Test

If you have a skill that's useful in a competitive knowledge economy, you might get a job here. The economy's picking up so employment isn't that difficult to come by soon enough.
Helsinki has some immigrants and they're treated fairly well. Racism is pretty common but you'll only hear shit-talk from drunk losers, mostly.
You speak English, you're well-behaved and you don't look Somali, so you're better off than some immigrants.

>The mean temperature is far below 20 all months of the year.
>Stop inviting shitskins here and go back south where you came from.
What the fuck are you on about? Born and raised here 22 km from Abisko..
Summer is hot here between June and September.. Last year it stayed between 20 and 25 degrees most of the time.

Bullshit. Plenty of muslim migrants in Kiruna.

I dunno what makes you think I haven't

congrats on having your ban over

>Last year it stayed between 20 and 25 degrees most of the time.
That is not true.

Sure in Kiruna city it self but Kiruna is a huge area.. If you move to the north and settle in a city you gotta be mentally retarded. Buy a house in one of the smaller villages/towns..
Compared to the south it's nothing and I have never been bothered by them at all.
Lived around this area for 31 years.

>31 years
grandpa

>That is not true.
Yes it is. I don't know where you live but please elaborate.
I even installed a AC unit in my house because I was fucking cooking alive.

Well good. Make sure you stay that way.

Enjoy getting raped as Leftists ignore your suffering.

Different user but he's right.
Last year we had 11 weeks where the temperature didn't drop once below 19 degrees.

something 20ish, bit warmer maybe.
I live on the coast so it's warmer here than inland

>Unhappy with 20 - 25°C
mfw I realise white privilege exists

Mean temperature of July 2016.

Yes it was? Da fuck user do you even live in the north?
Was like 23 degrees for a few months arounf here 11 km from Kiruna last summer.

So you get all your info from sketchy maps of what, SMHI?
Oh fuck off user, ever heard of local temperatures?

>mfw I realise white privilege exists
Kek I guess it's cold compared to a lot of places.
But my icy blood was boiling.

Lemme just post a few pics from the Swedish countryside (mostly middle and northern Sweden)
This is the average summer weather.

>Just outside my summer house.

Move to Canada and work at a sandwich shop

>Being a country bumpkin

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Fuck city life. Just stress, yuppies and noise.
Thank fuck for the Swedish countryside.