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Spurs out of Europe Edition
Lester going to be 'helped' to win CL Sub-Edition

Wednesday:
Arsenal v PSG
Borussia Monchengladbach v Man City

Thursday:
Man Utd v Feyenoord
Sparta Prague v Southampton

>A Gambian side who play in the Nawettan League have changed their name from Fataro Fula Kundaowe to Swansea City after one of their players watched the Swans on television.

>Spanish prosecutors have called for Barcelona forward Neymar to be sent to prison for two years for his part in a corruption case over his transfer from Brazilian club Santos in 2013.

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That Lesterl/a/d feel

>Tottenham """"""""""""""""""""hot"""""""""""""""""""spurs

>de goey

Swansea aren't getting relegated.

NO to anime

renato sanches is fucking woeful

>72699142
>that Sup Forumsnime shitposter feel
fixed

Fuckers on Sup Forums telling me, always in Sup Forums "Renato Sanches ain’t bout this," "Renato Sanches ain’t bout that." My boy a world class midfielder on fucking Bayern Munich. They, they they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit. All ya motherfuckers talk about "Renato Sanches ain’t no future GOAT," "Renato Sanches ain’t this," "Renato Sanches 33 years old." SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all don’t live with that nigga. Y'all know that nigga got caught with TSUUUUUnaldo winning Euros and shit. Nigga been on the Portugal national team since fuckin', I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that. Them niggas savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Renato Sanches, I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more. You know those niggas roll with Dirtmund and them.

Young Lahm on the beat.

>there are "people" who chats shit about anime posted on a japanese-owned anime imageboard

>tfw you remember that Peru elected a Japanese guy as their President

Fucking weebs, all of you

>there are people this stuck in the past

>this fucking game
Early CL is GOAT

Why would they? They're doing well in the Nawettan League.

>buyern

>ITV will never show CL games again

;_;

>Bayern

BT do a free game a week y'know

>arselel get Bayern

wew lad

They could get Madrid

>Benfica finishing

Will Leicester win the Champions League?

The GOAT will rape Dortmund

...

i don't understand bt

they spent all that money on the champions league rights and then went out of their way to employ hands down the worst """pundits""" the english speaking world has to offer

That's if Arsenal win, right?

Doesn't it mean better later match ups?

No because they will go out

Quarters is an open draw anyway

>Win group
Sevilla, Porto, Real, Leverkusan, Munich, Benfica/Napoli

>Finish 2nd
Juve, Dortmund, Monaco, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, Benfica/Napoli

Make of that what you will

They're fucked either way. Thanks user, you've actually made a worthwhile and helpful post. Good on you.

>Arsenal finally win their CL group
>End up getting bayern in last 16 and go out anyway

Last time they won their group, they went and lost 4-0 to Milan

>that Rostov qt
o my daiz

i love trans lads

Wasn't it 4-3 after both legs?

Yes

so sick of the Ronaldo threads

>b-but he's le farm animal!

in other news

>BAUERN

>When you beat Milan 3-0 but remember you're 4-0 down

>this Bayern
>beating Arsenal

>Arsenal
>Beating anyone when it matters

1-1 at Bayern
2-2 at Arsenal

Seeing as they won 2 FA cups in the last 3 years, that seems to imply they can do it. In Europe? Maybe not, but they managed to win when going down 2-0 earlier in the group.

They won't win because of the same reason. No good strikers.

>FA Cup
>Mattering

Sorry, I forgot, only the PL Title and CL counts.

Pretty much every club bar United, Chelsea, City, Arse and Liverpool are shit then?

>Sign Moussa dembele from leltic in January

Title and at least semis surely

>lelverpool

There are no good guys in the pl

Southampton

They have a CL. So they're relevant.

Yeah but Wonga won't pay £20m for him.

>Wenger spending the money necessary to get him in January

bournemouth
city

>canadian "opinions"

The good guys are just the lesser of the evils

He wouldn't have to pay anymore than £15m for him (and that's assuming Celtic actually play hardball and don't snap up the first offer)

>city
>good guys

'no'

>leicester
>not good

You mean Lestah city right?

England's brave Kevin Brown is a good guy

If anyone, them would make sense
>bournemouth
side character
>city
There's more than one city
true
who

they are though
literally nothing wrong with man city

Why put such little effort into a troll?

>le sell all players to make loads of money team
>good guys

No one mentioned Newcastle la'
>he's an arab oil money supporter

cool kits
owners care about the club, hence why they pump a lot of money in it
lots of fans even when they were shit
best coach to ever grace football
charismatic players
only bad thing is that the club is in the shit part of the uk (outside of london)

still don't see the problem with arab money. at least its not as bad as russian money

>still don't see the problem with arab money. at least its not as bad as russian money
Both as oil drenched as each other

and whats the problem with that lad

I rate Russians over Arabs

>the shit part of the uk (outside of london)

Fuck off, Muhammed

rough day at the coal mine mate?

What is this, the 80s?

name one city in the uk better than london

you actually can't

Doesn't mean everywhere else is shit

Haha, nice one

Belfast

Oxford

It doesn't but everyone on Sup Forums seems to think London is like some festering shithole for some reason.

I've heard nice things about Liverpool.

...

she wants a man from brum

small town lads are seething with anger and jealousy
same happens here, small town lads mock Paris for irrelevant reasons

Also Newcastle-upon-Tyne

Liverpool :^)


I prefer small towns but can't deny that cities are GOAT when it comes to culture.

>non London grime
even we have "our own" grime scene here, but it's just Nigerian-Irish lads pretending to be from London

Great post. Top top quality.

Birmingham grime scene started the resurgence of grime m8
youtu.be/hrSGMg8GTLw

I wish

Grime never needed resurgence. Always been fresh. London always king.

He said in the uk

Everyone in London was doing rap from like 09-13

>london
>grime
>rap
>"culture"

the barclays """"""""""""""""""""""primer"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" league

literally losing to the 3rd place team in a 1 team league

No such league anymore

The GOAT didn't, no? Also producers still producing good tunes in that period, imo. But I get what you mean. Definitely felt like Grime got popular again around that time.

Can you take your nigger music elsewhere?

looks like leicester have to be the pride of england

imagine unironically spending £50m on john stones

Here we listen to grime and/or kpop, you have to pick one.

racist

How about Taiwaneses black metal?

>Arsenal
>Winning anything

LOL

>Primer

Also, Lester won all but 1 of their games in CL and they're 14th. Not that I expect an American to notice this.

Oh and Arsenal were the first English club to qualify. They have no real reason to win, especially since both winning or coming 2nd in the group will result in Buyern or Barca.

how come everyone knows which team is going to face which in the 1/8th? thought in the CL the games were drawn with balls in a box?