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/brit/ high value asset edition

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you snooze you loze

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?!?!

Bump

AMAZING THREAD

NEED an uneducated black gf to bruise and batter my bollocks

WE
ARE
ALL
IN
HERE

>need to cook food before work later
>female is in the communal kitchen cooking
>time is ticking away

english is probably her second language

Maisie

Nobody is there
WE WUZ ORIGINAL FRED N SHIIEEET fuck off northerner. I told you I'm not having your thread be used.

Get a pasta pot from tesco on the way in

best op this desu the other one can fuck off

>But all of the local authorities with the highest proportion of deprived neighbourhoods are in the north - Middlesbrough, Knowsley, Hull, Liverpool and Manchester.
wew

stop making new threads aaaaaaaaahhh fuck offf

No

How is that aide of the toilet paper the bit with shit on

OFFICIAL

cheeks are holding the poo while the paper runs under it

Fuck off go spam the autismos thread

ORIGINAL NEW THREAD HERE

But the poo would go on the toilet paper side facing his back (also dragging shit up his back) not facing Allah.

>7 threads on catalog
such a beautiful day

Bellend smells fishy

Get a babywipe out m80

>only 7
Disappointing

>having babywipes
I'm not a woman

bellend smells of skips lads

This is the one for me:

If you dont use babywipes to wipe your arse youre an absolute degenerate.

Give us a whiff

the paper is between the bumhole and poo. The poo is being held in place by the cheeks

bit gay, that

Mate, hes asking how the poo can be on the opposition side of the tissue as the arse Jesus Christ.

Nah gwan, fucking love skips me but tesco by me dont sell em anymore

driving myself mad by looking at all the stuff i want to do but cant lads

>thought the moonpig cutoff was 7pm
>it's 4pm in busy periods
Fucks sake

I like IPA but there are far too many meme beers that are just far too bitter to balance well.

I like bitter flavours but it still needs to taste good and not be overpowering.

NEW THREAD

...

REAL 'doras don't drink shite like hobgoblin desu

Double decker bars are a miracle of the universe.

aroused my amygdala

someone needs to bump off the algerian

Mates want me to go out but I just wanna go to sleep instead

What do

This chase team is dire. Hope they get pumped.

>molymeme supports cucking

/lit/ is such a boring fucking board

They should rename it Philosophy and create a new board called Fiction

Is this real lmao

>reading fiction

She still ain't home but Taskmaster is over. Anyways

Anyone got a Dominos discount code

Drinking a Heineken.

It's awful, no idea why I bought this shite. Would have been better off with some Yank beer.

Just bought a ticket for the maiden voyage on the Titanic, really looking forward to going, even if its only in third class cabin.

Thinking about it.

None the wiser.

*transcends the vaginal jew*

>Would have been better off with some Yank beer.

Heineken is shite but don't say things you can't take back.

ordered something from the netherlands 15 days ago and it's still not arrived
reeeeee

Go out mate you'll either enjoy it after 3 pinta and have a great night or just say night and thanks for the bants.

You should try reddit or Sup Forums if you want to discuss the latest genre fiction desu.

setting sail

True, like 50% of the threads are about philosophy, and 40% are about DFW.

>that Kr**t fired a meme from /lit/ at me in response to my english question t'other morn.
I'm getting a very /brit/annic vibe from its catalog.

Is there anything more autistic than being a "red-pilled" anti-feminist?

how much? sitting in a cabin while wasted in the middle of a huge storm seems p. comfy to me for some odd reason

Schopenhauer was a dumb proddy

Brother just gave me tickets to see Russell Howard perform
what the fuck

West German synthpop. That is all.

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being a cuck who supports empowering women at your own expense

Just bought Uzumaki hardbook and I hate anime/manga. I am becoming the weeb

the lads are considering phoning the police because i haven't opened the group chat all day
been reading all the messages through the notification bar

Was it shipped by sea?

Because since Brexit, our privateers have been intercepting all trade between the continental powers and the New World.

I don't hate women but I'm not a feminist

egoists belong on the cross

russell howard is the greatest comedian of our time

Younger or older? In any case you better say thank you and give him a hug and go and have a good time with him.

Bang 'em on eBay. One man's trash is another man's treasure.

What's the detroit of britain?

Why does the grease in the Simpsons episode of Lard of the Dance look so delicious?

You ain't got any lads m80 you can't read the whole message when theres more than one message unless you all just say one word jobbo

lads post girls you want to hold hands with

Would you seriously allow a girl to go savage on your bollocks?
That's hot.

guess where I went today

i've fell in love with a boy from /brit/

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At 24 I earn £3,500 more p/a than the average adult in the UK, and yet I live in a tiny shared flat in an old ugly apartment block.

>just say night and thanks for the bants

I do this virtually every night out. Being tucked up in bed just after 00:00 after getting the last train home and knowing that tomorrow won't be a complete write-off is always great.

Any time I stay out later when I get in at like 3 or 4 in the morning I just wish I had left much earlier.

Nah I'll just end up shattered barely able to walk with a look like I'm on benzodiazepines on my face because I'm so fucking tired

statistically

Older. I'm going to go, but only because it's a nice gesture and I don't want to explain that I think he's an unfunny twat

Anyone want Sean Lock tickets for May in LONDON

Nottingham?

everything north of London

Genuinely would have enjoyed Coors light more than this rubbish.

I'm starting to think that making larger like weak lemonade isn't the worst idea they've ever had.

>you can't read the whole message
i know but can still see the first few words
the lads usually type in separate messages not paragraphs

Is it me? x

Sorry mate you're becoming a normie teenager..

>yanks? no thanks!

Bit gay.

Jack Dee >>>> potent gap >>>> Russell Howard
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This

Good. Brothers are the most important thing in the world.

>ah yes more touristic run of the mill observations and backpacker stereotypes from someone who apparently only went to red light areas and tourist beaches
>ah yes every single individual girl of thai nationality thinks transexuals are attractive. They all think the same. It's just true.
>ah yes there are no ivy league educated 24 years old with banging bodies and traditional families who came back to hold important jobs and make more money than you will ever make
>hurr durr travel tips from /r/letourisme

This

Newcastle

What's the baltimore of britain?