Waifu thread

Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Everybody is crazy!

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chillin'

...

A for effort

I'll send you an invite to the wedding.

Better bake
Good night

No it's so I can play Vidya without having to alt tab otherwise I'm away from a computer
(You)

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Forgot previous:

Still here


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What do you mean?

lol Esdeath is late for every thread

Being autistic is not being psychopathic.

please die still waiting on that proof of the animals you killed subhuman garbage

I'm starting to think Greatsword or a X___&Board are the only ways to play melee in Skyrim

goodnight

Claiming best girl

fuck off flan

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Look here, buddy
All I want is the keks, hand them over

let it grow
long

everyone knows axes are best

Don't insult me I will dox u!

This was my first Anime watched, today.
Never watched anything.
Is this bad or not?

カラミチーマス

>lewd

Do you play any FPS?

Better be careful...
he might threaten to kill you.
:^)

can i put my dick between those tits?

I let it grow pretty long normally.
Did you like it?

I wanna see more kinpatsu Shino.

Kagari seyuu is cute.

But sneak and daggers is like the cheesiest build in non-modded skyrim.

Best Tyler album, followed by Bastard then Goblin. Cherry Bomb has decent instrumentals here and there but feels like a joke overall.
Favourite track here is Colossus, it's just kinda funny, relaxed and has really clever rhymes that reference his previous works.

Only watched now the first episode.
Surprisingly I liked

Already did in PM's.

Honestly make it grow really really long. By what you said your hair is amazing.

how's the coffee? :o
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I haven't really listened to tyler or his crew much

If you could go back and change one thing in your life, what would it be?

I prefer Greatswords for two handed, Maces and Shield for one handed

But it might be different If a dagger could be used to parry

I'm not really a fan of sneak

You only further encourage me to refuse.
You'll know, just not right now. Everyone will. Besides, you should save some room for the copious amounts of Keks that will be produced.

>crushed into a red paste under the mountain that is Chris

how long? past your neck?

No coffee this time. Am in bed and slowly drifting to sleep. Just here for Es's autismo. But overall I am good. You?

never would have posted here

...

My life may be a sitcom, but this is one of those shit episodes nobody likes that gets really preachy at the end. Sorry snowflake.

If you liked it then no.

That's the question that keeps me awake every night.

My god.. It's as if he was crushed by a boulder..

Then its good. Dont really matter what people think besides you.
I dont think really really long is good.
Being born.
Its about in the middle of my neck.

I play [overwatch] CsGo, basically it for fps
I used to play some other awhile back.

How boring and predictable.

Not get adopted.

ok ok so let assume my reaction to this piety person is wrong what would a sensible person do then if im reacting to the situation incorrectly?
>a quick rundown she pretended to like me and spoke to me in a domming way. tried and failed to get me to cut myself (wich she has done to other people). then said yeah I was just fucking with you lol

>He doesn't kill things or acts like you so he's subhuman garbage
The irony

Brother just grabbed the shower so I'm out here for another few minutes.

I was going to start Watamote and then Re: Zero at some point, but I don't exactly want to download anime onto a laptop that isn't my own.

axe and shield a best

I never threatened to kill you.... you left me flan

it's quite the spectacle it seems, I'm listening to music at the moment just relaxing

those are cute pics you're posting btw :o
do all your waifus have a pic with a water bubble?

...

that is nice
show it to me once it gets there

Just let it go

Mace a best
Probably not statistically, but it's fun to crusade with

Stopped her from jumping.

Well do it to like.. back size. So it reaches the middle of your back.

Yes.

I left you because you stopped being smart with me and started doing the same kind of talk you do anywhere "I am the all powerful yada yada" "I want Es to crush my nuts yada yada".

Yep, found a cute comic and capped every single flan out of it.

Yes yes yes. I don't know why but in the last two years I grew really tired of swords and developed an axe fetish.

I enjoy it quite a lot, personally the most fun I had in Skyrim was mixing illusion and sneak, using calm on enemies to sneak on their faces while they are not hostile.

Yes. 1 is 100% of them.

i haven't played that game in forever

Im not sure how far it should go.
No. Im a dude and thats too much.

That is an easy thing to fix

Mine would be to find you and stop you from going away to Russia

Was that really your choice?

Lol you are adopted?

It was her choice. What makes you think you have any authority?

fine ill drop it ill let it go I wont even message her anymore in fact can you hide messages?

Damn
Don't worry, all keks within me goes away I think about the life choices I've made while sleep deprived and dehydrated in the field.
I will have enough room for all the keks

Stock, do some good for once and hand over the kek.
Give me the episode that won't be airing, the secret episode

Every character I play ends up using stealth and bow.

Just one?

block her and close the conversation

>stealth and bow
Reserved for stealth games. BE A WARRIOR
HYAAAAGH

cuuute pictures

Yeah, i am!

I only play TF2, rarely csgo and maybe sometimes payday. Even then I don't play a lot.

Who said you needed to download?

I just don't find it all that fun

But then again I wasn't trying to use illusions, maybe that would help

I hear it's basically necessary because you end up fighting sponges

End your life.

they're better than swords in every way

No. I dont really have anything worth spending something like that on anyways.

I'd feel more comfortable with it downloaded, I really don't like sites like Ryu that practically force ads onto you and I just prefer having a copy of it.

>Shower's clear

Sad.

She was in front of me?

No you cannot. You will be forever with her.

They truly are. And you were adopted? That makes sense with your personality then.

Once again, I tried that before. It's just painful and will end your fun time on the planet.

I think i have payday, but never had any friends that had it.

I prefer mmorpg's and multiplayer games in general mostly for the social aspect of them.

I'm not much of a rap/hip hop guy, but I'm glad I checked Tyler out. I like him a lot more than I was expecting.
I've only listened to Wolf and Goblin, but so far I that Wolf is his best.
Answer is my probably favorite track just because of how chill it is.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=csxSwkl4Gd0
Danny Brown is pretty good too

I have a big dick
want t skype?

Try it again.

My dude, I'm a 21 year old NEET who dropped out of uni in his very first year.
I wouldn't call myself a winner just yet.

Well, yeah, that's another story.
So, just to make sure, the 4 would be you, Noire and Mikan?

(You) got it. Alt tabbing can be annoying indeed.
>What are you playing tonight, by the way?

Good, good!
And don't forget to brush your teeth either.
>Though if I died then I'm sure a certain owl would come help Juniper.
I'll be really disappointed if it's not Woodsy.

Don't be sad..
You have the best detective in the world to help you if anything were to happen, remember?
Sink an aircraft-carrier? Shiki is the person you'd be looking for. He knows everything you need to know about Chinkcolle.

>Stocking won't have to buy it
Never. No more videogames for him when he's barely got enough to eat.
>Sure, but not here, these plebs don't deserve it
Is that why you..
I see it now. It all makes sense.
Kamukura is the only one able to show the correct amount of disdain.

I heard that not being adopted is way worse. Is that not true?

There was never a defining moment in your life?

I didn't know that being in front of someone automatically gave you control over their choices. She sounds like a fucking idiot and it is hard to fix those people in an instant. Probably better off they are dead

It ends fun time. I don't want fun time to end.

>Danny Brown
das my boy

Eternal fun time though~

Yeah i was.
Interesting story all of that.

How BIG are we talking?

Mines a special case, i would just not be adopted by this specific family.

Ehh. Its fine if its a bit longer.
No. It all feels like those choices have been made by others and I dont think one is better than the other.

The four are would be you, Noire, Mikan and Stock.
I'm including you because of what I know about your relationship with them and how you feel about Stock
Assuming you still feel that way, otherwise there's no point of you being here

Goodnight.

Try KissAnime or watchrezero.pw

I have both of you ever want to play. On the weekends that is.

I try every time, but those ranged crits are just too good man.

Over 800h and I still haven't finished it.

She wasn't an idiot and never showed me that side of her so I was too shocked to do anything about it. And she never had control of her own life in the first place that is why the more I think about it the more it makes sense for me to stop her back then.

~

It is good in my opinion, don't have to be in a bond with your parents that way. I mean yeah they raised you and shit, but you are not bound by blood, that makes me easier to just do whatever to them.

Long hair, best hair.

goodnight

Tilde.

Too long wouldnt be worth it.

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I mean, even knowing what you know now you wouldn't go and warn your past self?

You are alive. That seems pretty good to me


>killed herself
>not an idiot

You live in the most opportunist part of the entire world. You can literally change your entire life if you wanted to.

Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed

Nah. Its better this way.

I love Kumiko!

I'm down to playing, just tell me-when ever you feel like it.

I suppose, i don't find myself really thinking about it ever.

What's this for?

I'm not complaining, i'm just saying that is what i would do.

Roses are red
Radiation is glowin'
Enough with the chit chat
Let's get some grub goin'

Of course I won't, silly!
Of course it's woodsy!

>I-I have to get out of here
>after pool

You will?
Good, I'm quite glad to hear that, because you have to wait to be included again.
>Give me the episode that won't be airing, the secret episode
>won't be airing

No no, I'm not sad!
Of course, the Trio looks after it's own.
Ahaha... Oh, I won't have to worry him about it. I don't need to necessarily know about boats to sink them under the tremendous amounts of caffeine I consume.

Yes that's true, so maybe, you know, he could use a little extra help!
>I see it all now
Well... maybe.

long enough to comb it every morning

It's my dick, you whore

I am off to sleep. See ya later cuties.

Yes. That is why I am no longer myself from back then. Oh and that was her only mistake.

You still have some boundaries, that is good. Shows you humanity. Goodnight.

fluffy piano
hello

Its long enough to comb.

Do you ever really finish it though?

I'd try making gimmick characters, but there really isn't that much role playing, you always just help people, it's kinda boring