Alright, user. Truth it is. What's the whitest thing you've ever done?

>Alright, user. Truth it is. What's the whitest thing you've ever done?

I dunno how to identify whiteness or its extremities.

yo momma

I let a black man have sex with my wife.

I'm a polite neighbour.

I have been working a stable career for the last 8 years.

Thought Hitler did nothing wrong.

Have a good credit score

I pick up litter every spring.
About 5-10 garbage bags worth over the course of 2-3 months.

Never rape a woman, i dont like chiken, never stole a bike

I drank all my chocolate milk. And made my black friend wash the cup.

What a fag

Went to school to better myself and my situation. Happily married. I have a dad.

Raise my kids

I study hard to achieve my goals, spend a lot of time with my family while doing so, and doing my 5 prayers every day.

Graduated.

That's muslim not white

I don't check my privilege.

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Mocha chai latte with sprinkles AND a dollop of whipped cream on the side

that's Mudslime, idiot

I got a job.

Made $180k last year and provided a comfortable life for my wife and kids.

I thanked my parents.

Both of them.

I felt so guilty about slavery that I only fuck niggers.

Went to brunch

I can read

Tested out of high school early and went to a local community college, because it's more financially responsible to transfer after 2 years.

Didnt fail kindergarden

Being born white

I enjoyed a nice lunch the other day with my father