>I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand
ITT: misheard lyrics
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>Tiptoe down to the lonely places
>Where you're going I don't care now
>Are we human
>Or are we cancer
>THERES A FUCKIN DOG IN HERE
>He'll walk her every day into a shitty place
>KILLER JUMP ROPE
>I DONT CARE, I JUST WANNA BE OLD
>Came on my momma's pussy, I'm on welfare
>it's not, like i wanna be, gay
>but i can't help myself, it's just that i am
>she fucks me
>Fucked up world. We're all veterans of a fucked up world
>can these sensations make me the feel the pleasures of another man
When I first got into them I confused what I knew of Ian Curtis with what I knew of Morissey, so the misheard gay lyrics were even more believable
>Transformers! Robots in the skies
ultimate
>I wear goggles when you're not here
top kek
funny cause that's just the more direct version of what he's saying anyway
>I'd wrestle brains down in Africa
tfw you find out thats NOT what he says
SLICING A BIBLE OH HO HO HO
I'm sad that I never misheard that lyric
>I have been patiently waiting for an attractive scrotum
>'scuse me while I kiss this guy
>I hear the roar of the meme machine
I always thought it was SLICING UP MY BALLS OH HO HO HO
>CHIMICHANGA ON THE FRONT DOOOR
>Distance is like a weapon
>chicken butt
HIT ME WITH YOUR PET SHARK
COME ON AND HIT ME WITH YOUR PET SHARK
What's the real lyrics of that?
Also
>Jesus Christ what is love, oh blow me
>What did you want from the autistic kid who got in too deep?
>I blow bubbles when you're not here
>We built this city
>We built this city on rock and bone
HEY
BEEN TRYING TWO MEAT SHOES
BTO:
>I Feel Like Making Love
>I Feel Like Making Love to Duuudes
That's how I heard this song till I looked it up!
Wow that fits perfect
wait those aren't the lyrics
??wtf
guide, not guy
also it's "make me feel the pleasure of a normal man" not "another man"
>ARARARA
>RA WINTERY ROUND
>tfw can still remember the disappointment i felt when i discovered these werent the right lyrics