ITT: misheard lyrics

>I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand

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>Tiptoe down to the lonely places
>Where you're going I don't care now

>Are we human
>Or are we cancer

>THERES A FUCKIN DOG IN HERE

>He'll walk her every day into a shitty place

>KILLER JUMP ROPE

>I DONT CARE, I JUST WANNA BE OLD

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>Came on my momma's pussy, I'm on welfare

>it's not, like i wanna be, gay
>but i can't help myself, it's just that i am

>she fucks me

>Fucked up world. We're all veterans of a fucked up world

>can these sensations make me the feel the pleasures of another man

When I first got into them I confused what I knew of Ian Curtis with what I knew of Morissey, so the misheard gay lyrics were even more believable

>Transformers! Robots in the skies

ultimate

>I wear goggles when you're not here

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top kek

funny cause that's just the more direct version of what he's saying anyway

>I'd wrestle brains down in Africa

tfw you find out thats NOT what he says

SLICING A BIBLE OH HO HO HO

I'm sad that I never misheard that lyric

>I have been patiently waiting for an attractive scrotum

>'scuse me while I kiss this guy

>I hear the roar of the meme machine

I always thought it was SLICING UP MY BALLS OH HO HO HO

>CHIMICHANGA ON THE FRONT DOOOR

>Distance is like a weapon

>chicken butt

HIT ME WITH YOUR PET SHARK
COME ON AND HIT ME WITH YOUR PET SHARK

What's the real lyrics of that?

Also
>Jesus Christ what is love, oh blow me

>What did you want from the autistic kid who got in too deep?

>I blow bubbles when you're not here

>We built this city
>We built this city on rock and bone

HEY

BEEN TRYING TWO MEAT SHOES

BTO:

>I Feel Like Making Love
>I Feel Like Making Love to Duuudes

That's how I heard this song till I looked it up!

Wow that fits perfect

wait those aren't the lyrics
??wtf

guide, not guy

also it's "make me feel the pleasure of a normal man" not "another man"

>ARARARA
>RA WINTERY ROUND

>tfw can still remember the disappointment i felt when i discovered these werent the right lyrics