B/, why do so many guys like blowjobs? I've had blowjobs from several different girls and each time I've hated it...

b/, why do so many guys like blowjobs? I've had blowjobs from several different girls and each time I've hated it. Their teeth are in the way, there's always not enough spit to lubricate it, and their head movements are never fast enough for me to ever come close to orgasm. Were all of these girls terrible or are blowjobs just overrated?

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Serious question. I'm honestly not trolling.

Do you fap to porn regularly? Not just fap, but fap to porn?

>teeth
>not enough spit

yeah, the girls youve had where just terrible.

personally, i am a faggot and have perfected the skill of sucking dick, i can take men to heaven with my mouth regardless of preference for oral.

no teeth, use lots of tongue, lots of spit. and most importantly, no blowjob is good if they dont use your throat like a fleshlight.

I prefer handjobs. i've cum from blowjobs, but come on, i just want to cum and get out.

yes, very regularly. (3-4 times a day)

but its never any harder to get it up or get off during actual sex.

you need to learn to take over and fuck their faces. then when you're about to pop, let them take over and suck the cum out of you. and of course you must have a swallower. I had a regular cock sucker that would get on her knees anytime i asked. the last time she told me didn't want to swallow and to cum on her tits. last time she ever got the D from me.

yore a disgusting human being. please blow your brains out fudge packer

Ive found the more my gf tries to get me off, the better she gets and the more I enjoy it.

Literally had to get her to stop cuz my brain was ready to explode cuz I fapped to porn earlier in the day, fucked her and then she gave me a surprise BJ right after (period week is porn week for me, otherwise I look at hentai and shit but try to abstain)

I would keep trying and maybe you will start enjoying it more, also if you are cut, then I suggest looking into ways to get back some sensitivity

Yeah probably like once every other day

Those girls are actually just bad at giving head. I've never gotten off from a girl just using her mouth, but mouth + hand does it for me

I prefer to cum on their tits or into their mouth. It took me a long time to explain this to my girl. I like the feeling of blasting my cum all over the place. You have no concept of shooting your load when it's sucked out like a straw.

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Yeah Oh yeah.. about to shower rape my girls mouth...now...finish on her ass

>You have no concept of shooting your load when it's sucked out like a straw.
speak for yourself. I love the feeling of cuming down a throat

Yeah oddly enough my ex, despite having slept with numerous guys, wasn't any good at blowjobs. The best blowjob I ever had was from my first gf (maybe cuz I was a virgin at the time) and the teeth actually kind of felt good. She couldn't deepthroat so she basically focused mainly on the head and god damn did I nut like a madman. With my ex, however, something wasn't right... Usually if I knew she just wanted me to nut and not have sex, I'd just lay her on her back and fuck her mouth.

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You guys wanna watch....?

I've had the luck of having a bitch that knew how to suck dick so good I kept her for a week just for that. This bitch knew how to suck dick better than a pornstar. There's days when I want her back just to pull on her hair while she deepthroats. The other girls I've had have had no head movement in their game. I still enjoy a wet mouth on my cock even if the pleasure isn't as good as it could be.

Maybe you've never met a girl that gives good head? Maybe you wank with a death grip so nothing but a tight hand or vagina stimulates you enough?

As for me, blowjobs are my favorite thing in the world. My wife gives me 2-3 a week and I'm in heaven. As far as I'm concerned, blowing your load in a willing, skillful mouth is one of God's miracles. I prefer it over all other sexual activities.

Cunning down a throat, ya. I'm talking about when they keep sucking it out. Not every girl is larkin love.

I prefer foot blowjob ;)

wtf

kys feetfag

My dick is 7 inches and 6 1/2 inches around. I've never been a big fan of blowjobs because it never fits in all the way when a girl goes down. Started dating a girl with no gag reflex about 5 months ago, and let me tell you, it changes EVERYTHING. She even hits the very bottom when I nut, and stays till I'm done. Its incredible, if you ever find that, it'll instantly change your opinion like it did for me.

my ex gave great head. she was rough at the start but was enthusiastic about it and wanted to get better. strangely enough, she went off to college and every time she blew me from then on, it was better than the last time

Could be a power thing. I sometimes like the feeling of my gf's blowjobs, and I sometimes don't. I am submissive though and she cucks me and my favourite thing for me to watch is her giving another guy a bj, it's like she has totally succumbed to him as he dominates her. The power-play gets me hard.

This is the problem, 100%.

Go 3 days without fapping. Only fucking or blowjobs. No handjobs, no jerking off.

I guarantee you'll start not only cumming from blow jobs but you'll enjoy sex more in general. I guarantee it.

Poor man's never had an experienced suckubus.

I think it's the exact opposite, my dick is super sensitive when it comes to blowjobs so I can feel every scrape from every tooth that even comes near my dick.

Most porn stars give terrible blowjobs on camera. If you want to see a good blowjob, check out some of the verified amateurs on pornhub.

I'm with you, OP.

I think I just haven't found a girl who knows her way around a dick, but 90% of the blowey joeys I've gotten in my life, I've just held this face for 10 minutes and eventually jack myself off into the girl's mouth.

So many women think it's all in the lips, but fuck, you have an entire mouth, use all of it.

Also licking the shaft and balls is great for porn, but it just feels like taking a warm, damp rag to my dick.

Sounds like she was practicing on other dudes

Yeah I'm in the same boat as this user. I'm about 7 1/2 long and 6 1/2 around and blow jobs for most of my life have been pretty shitty. Most girls just suck on the head. But a few years ago I got a girl with no gag reflex that actually knew what she was doing. She would makes me cum so hard my legs would go numb, and I've never had that before EVER.

tl;dr You need a girl with no gag reflex that knows what she is doing. If a girl knows what she is doing and can suck the head while giving you a hand job it'll be good, but honestly out of probably over 15 different bitches giving me blowjobs only 1 was ever good.

You're just gay, fuck you

>anytime someone talks about their dick size it's always in the 7"-8" range
That's weird, innit?

Nope, not me, I love vagina. Keep projecting though.

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On this subject, I haven't tried it but i bet gay dudes give the best head. They have a schlong, they should know what feels good.

A buddy of mine is one of the gayest twinks I've ever met in my life, but he's like 5 years older than me so he has some experience and I'm seriously tempted to put my theory into testing.

kek this.

I'm a solid 6" with decent girth. Never had a complaint from any girl that I've been with. Also, it should be noted that women are either terrible with measurements or flat-out liars when it comes to dick sizes.

okay so the only blowjob I had she was great with her tongue/lips and knew how to not let the teeth get in the way, but yeah it wasn't exactly enough to stimulate me even though it felt good, so I was flaccid the whole time.

The weird thing though? It felt kinda cold? like idk maybe her mouth temperature is lower than my junk temperature but I expected blowjobs to feel warm

yeah, she was always quick to draw the "omg ur cheating on me" gun too, at the drop of a hat. guilty conscience. dont care tho, when we finally broke up she had to change her entire body to distance herself from our relationship.

shes dating some cuck guitarfag now and im fucking one of her best friends

its a bit of both tbf, it depends on how the relationship went, or the experience as a whole. If the relationship ended badly or the sex wasnt 20/10, then the guy had a small pathetic dick.

>mfw several girls i know will pop an ice cube in their mouth before they blow me
Who is giving these poor girls this misinformation, because this does nothing for me.
Dicks and cold temperatures do not fucking mix.

in the closet homosexual detected

OP is right -- 99% of all women are terrible at BJ's and have NO CLUE how to pleasure a man. But if you want a good blowjob, always ask your Mom. She'll give you what you really want.

>Nah bro, I'm 6 11/12 when it's not cold

Showed you

that's just women in a nutshell bro

I meant if they're actually trying to give a realistic measurement of a cock, they'll say a dude is 10 inches when he was likely 7. Then they'll say a dude with an average dick was like 3 inches. Women are retarded and base everything they know and want off of which friend in the group is the most popular, aka the hottest, i.e. who's putting out the most

>yfw you think I'm full of shit
>yfw at the same time you realize I'm right

god I wish my mom would blow me, would be a dream come true

So I'm 40 years old and I've always thought blowjobs are overrated. I don't see how guys can cum from one. I once dated a chick who was determined to suck the cum out of me and suck-stroked my cock for 30 minutes before getting lockjaw and I had to fuck her in the ass to finally get off. I let chicks suck on my cock because it gets them horny.

Now assfucking, that's the most underrated sexual activity. I busted a huge load in my gf's ass this morning. I fucking love it!

>I had to fuck her in the ass to finally get off
>Now assfucking, that's the most underrated sexual activity
>I fucking love it!
Do I have to say it?

By all means, say what's on your mind dude

>yfw you think im full of shit

nay ive been with and around several real irl women, enough to know how they are

>women exaggerating dick sizes either way bcuz muh feels

think about it. if they get an above average dick with some girth, they're just going to assume the guy is gigantic and overestimate. because they have small brains. if the guy is average in everyway they're going to say he is tiny, because it makes sense and "lol he had a tiny needle dick" is comedy gold in a circle of witches.

a lot of it comes back to stupidity and as you state, trying to upstage each other/out whore each other