/heem/: big robin black cock edition

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Upcoming events:

11/26: UFC FN 101 - Brunson vs Whittaker
12/02: ONE FC: Age of Domination - Vera vs Sekine
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2
12/03: UFC TUF 24 Finale - Johnson vs TBA
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/09: UFC FN 102 - Lewis vs Abdurakhimov
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Bellator 168 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/16: Bellator 169 - King Mo vs Ishii
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Zeferino

Previous thread: News:

>Khabib continues to be based
mmamania.com/2016/11/23/13715524/ufc--khabib-nurmagomedov-offered-5-million-fight-russia-tony-ferguson-cement-title-shot-mma

>Cruz trash talks Garbrandt and Dillashaw
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/dominick-cruz-explains-why-garbrandt-got-ufc-207-title-shot-over-whiny-little-crybaby-dillashaw

>USADA responds to Lyoto Machida's criticisms
mmafighting.com/2016/11/23/13722704/usada-responds-in-detail-to-lyoto-machida-s-criticism-of-suspension

>Gaethje to become free agent
mmafighting.com/2016/11/22/13718880/wsof-champion-justin-gaethje-planning-on-testing-free-agent-market

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ufc.tv/video/vfc-53
ilwu13.com/index.php/union-documents/bulletins-main-menu/bulletins/9162-bulletin-34-16
twitter.com/junior_cigano/status/801646265536811008
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Schaub is God

...

Shaub got a tiny knob

WRONG

ufc.tv/video/vfc-53
Live soon!

thanks m8

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>tfw thanksgiving tomorrow

My union is taking on new casuals. There's gonna be a public lottery. If youre not a pussy and live in the LA/Long Beach area you should mail in a card. Shit even if you dont live here you just mail in a card just to decrease the chances of some local nigger getting in.

ilwu13.com/index.php/union-documents/bulletins-main-menu/bulletins/9162-bulletin-34-16

tl;dr on 1-12-2017 there will be an ad in the local papers explaining how to mail in a card for the lottery. I'll probably throw up a reminder post that day.

Will Tim Kennedy get an opponent for 206?

Damn this dude on TUF got slept

nobody cares, dockfag

he was talking about the wrestling m8

ufc.tv/video/vfc-53
ufc.tv/video/vfc-53
ufc.tv/video/vfc-53
Its starting lads

did they let you drive the crane yet

Am I literally the only one watching TUF?

Spicy Roller Alert
ttps://www.ufc.tv/video/brett-johns-vs-sam-gilbert-cage-warriors-fc-49

Tim Elliot wins

First for ABC

there are other people watching TUF

Its on? shit is it later then usual?

Nope. Normal time.

Any legit prospects on this card?

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Which fighter is this?

kek that manlet got manhandled by jason herzog

Stots in the main event should be nice. And Curran is a stiff test for him.

This TUF fight is a spicy one

Ty. We need Britposters to rec some Cage Warriors fights for the Spicy Bangers list btw.

>Wrestler vs. Wrestler
>It's a boxing match

The essence of smart fighting is to remove the aspect of the game where your opponent is strong. Grappler v Grappler becomes shitty kickboxing, striker v striker either becomes a tactical chess match or shitty gay porn.

How much would you pay to have Gabi step on your nuts?

I also think for these young guys it's still a safe way to get experience on their feet. Better off practicing on somebody equally as novice. Still a bad match up for fans.

DVR

Thats a really good point, never thought about that before.

Khabibs father (coach) said khabib wants to fight in the next three months, might even fight ferguson even though thats conors job.
what do the people who scream about inactivity have to say now?

>kickboxer vs. jiu jitsu guy
>buttscoots for 3 rounds

>aka fighter makes big promises
>expects us to believe any of it

Let me know when he's actually making the walk.

I say wait until he pulls out lol

Who do you guys like in Holloway vs Pettis? I think Holloway is gonna fuck him up.

It's a good match up for Pettis considering wrestling won't be a factor. He was eating clean shots from Do Bronx though and Holloway is on a different level there.

I can't believe that Pettis is the underdog. He's going to murk Holloway.

So in other words you'll be against him no matter what. Ok, I got the answer to what I suspected all along.

Conor fags know khabib is the guy to crush their faggot power fantasy

>this triggers the niggers

Why is this fuck still shadowboxing? They both looked like they were fighting under water by the end of the first.

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>heavyweights

dat fucking reversal

#AndStill

KNEE EXPLODED FOR SURE

Dude I'm white and I'm a woodley fan. Fuck off with your divisive rhetoric. We're americans united against hues and irish.

I'm an American against hues and muzzies

Them too.

damn I had to get up, did I miss a good heavyweight scrap?

Was that a proper knee bar? Barely looked locked in.

Is that a tactical steak knife rail attachment???

White bois can keep the little boy divisions. Us blacks dominate the REAL divisions.

Surprisingly high pace and ended early. Spicy for sure.

It was quick but kinda spicy

You mean like HW?

Is that so

Soon

Heavyweight isn't MMA. It's a game of hot potato with a title belt.

>12th ranked fighter
>about to fight an unranked fighter

He has a long way to go before he even gets a shot. But he's getting heemed stiff by the fucking murderers at the top of the division before that.

And I love it for it kek.

12-8

why does he even bother?

Would you go there /heem/?

>9-9 vs 12-8

This could be fun lads.

Not saying I don't enjoy it. We've been watching the same HWs for over a decade. Being so familiar with them makes it fun.

Holy shit that guy is a fucking pussy why is he even trying to be a fighter?

God that Bosnian goof looked so awkward, glad he got blacksploded.

Edmund just got lit up

>six pack
>vascularity
>striations
And he moved up a weight class? What the fuck did he look like before?

That interview was pretty painful desu

>I didn't even think I hit him that hard

>on my way home early because of Thanksgiving
>hop onto MMA Fighting to read some news
>I'll never read the OP lel
>MMA Beat
>"isn't this usually on Thursday, oh yeah Thanksgiving"
>only three guys
>Ariel, the balding guy who wears hat, and the fat cuck with the colored shirts
>Ariel: "Luke won't be joining us. But did leave us this letter.
>"I won't be joining the show today. My wife and I will be spending Thanksgiving in Colombia in protest. I don't want to be in Trumps America for the holiday, nor would I want to embrace a culture where the slaughter and conquest of the Native Americans is embraced, nor do I wish to celebrate what's going on right now post elections and what happens to Black Lives in the US. Black Lives Do Matter. If they didn't you wouldn't like Jon Jones,Daniel Cormier, or Anderson Silva. Happy "holiday"
>people on /heem/ actually like Luke Thomas

...is this real?

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>77" reach

welp this ones over

>You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

broken rib right off the bat

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SHEVCHENKO SOON

twitter.com/junior_cigano/status/801646265536811008

Curran is about to get fucked up.

yum

>Linking without screenshots

>not having 4chanx

>I'm not on mobile

>4chanx
>not appchan x

>bantamweight with a 72" reach

>National anthem
topkek burgers

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DURING THE SINGING OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

>Obsessing with reach

use clover then

you will read the OP

Wats a hue?

No need to install an app for a site that functions perfectly fine in browser.

>being this new

Brazilians, cause of the stupid noises they make, especially laughing.
> hue hue hue

that's true if you're a plen who doesn't want maximum functionality and cool themes unavailable to dirty native extension users

>stupid noises they make
G'day m8, where's ya sheela. Crikey